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It was put to me, by those that appreciated this account, that there were those that would desire these memoirs in a more compendious and portable form. We are ever indebted to the inestimable services and skills of Mistress [personal profile] clanwilliam that made Volumes the First to the Twelfth of these memoirs available as what are known among the cognoscenti as, ebooks. However, your amanuensis has now been about the task of editing and correcting errours with a view to publication not only in electronick form by that esteem'd publisher, Sleepy Wombatt Press, but also in pretty bound volumes for such as prefer 'em in such form.

Volumes the First to Twelfth: The Comfortable Courtesan, Rustick Exile, A Change of Station, Old Enemies, New Problems, Dramatick Rivalry, Domestick Disruptions, Society Favourite, Sudden Death, Romantick Stratagems, An Honourable Estate, Invited Everywhere and Felicities Maximized are now available, in forms suited to several e-readers and also as pretty bound volumes, by way of the website, where there may also be found a deal of useful, instructive and mayhap even entertaining information relating to these works, including notes and annotations on the allusions in the memoirs.

Although this concludes the Memoirs as such, there is some intention to publish further adventures concerning Clorinda and her circle. So far, Volumes 1-25 of Clorinda Cathcart's Circle have appeared: The Ironmaster's Tale (Josiah Ferraby), A Man of Independent Mind (Alexander MacDonald MA), Incalculable Diffusion (Divers Friends and Acquaintances), Two Weddings and Several Revelations (The Younger Generation Coming of Age), Favours Exchanged (Ancient Secrets) Mistress in Her Household (Eliza Ferraby's Story, 1), Above Rubies (Eliza Ferraby's Story, 2), Torches: Acquaintance Old and New, The Chatelaine (Eliza Ferraby's Story, 3), Tricks and Traps: Tables Turned, Good Practices: Early Years - A Prequel, Coming to Terms: Consequences Impend, The Courtesan and the Clergyman, Revenants: Shadows from the Past, Unhistoric Acts: An Imperfect Social State, Rescue Operations: Changes of Life, Repercussions: Deceptive Disguises, Aftermath: Tides Turning, Pretty Ring Time: Matches Making, Due Diligence: Settling Affairs, Succession: Marriages and Funerals, Growing Good: Seasonal Celebrations, Challenges: Partings and Plots, Connexions: Widening Circles and Choices: Taking Decisions. Further volumes are in prospect. The Reading Order and Chronology here may be found helpfull.

There is also now available a guide to the extensive Cast of Players.

Those that wish to be beforehand of intelligence concerning these works, forthcoming volumes, and certain free offers, are adviz'd to follow MadameClorinda on bluesky, or subscribe to the newsletter Clorinda's Salon.

Clorinda's Lockdown Treat: Shawls Stitched with Love - The Cathcart Apocrypha - Volume 3 may be downloaded at the website.

Clorinda's Yuletide Treats 2020, 2021 and 2025: Unlacing their Stays - The Cathcart Apocrypha - Volume 4, Frost Festival - The Cathcart Apocrypha - Volume 5, and Times Changing Belowstairs - The Cathcart Apocrypha - Volume 6 may also be downloaded at the website.

Madame C- also desires her amanuensis to reiterate, to those that have a desire to emulate her good friend that goes by the style of HotUtilitarian in writing what is call’d fanfic, that several works can now be found at AO3, and may indeed be added unto by those that so desire. Indeed, words can hardly convey her most exceeding gratification at being a Yuletide fandom (though not, we think, the latest year of grace, if such we may call it?).

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Please do let yr humble amanuensis know if there are any omissions or queries.

Volume 1

Madame C- C-: Clorinda Cathcart, the memoirist

Her household: Hector (Wilson), her black manservant; Seraphine (Pyecroft), his mixed-race cousin, the cook; (Thomasina) Docket, a lady's maid; Phoebe, Hector's sister, the housemaid, later advanced to housekeeper; Tibby (Phillips), a housemaid who aspires to become a lady's maid; Euphemia (Bennett), kitchen-maid; Prue (Brown), under-housemaid; Titus (Marshall), Hector's nephew, odd-job boy

The Reverend Mr A-: The Reverend Mr Armitage, parson in the London parish where Clorinda resides

Miss A-: Amelia Addington, actress

Bellamy: Lady Wallace’s lady’s maid

Miss B-: the late Miss Billston, a distant cousin of Lady Jane Beaufoyle, and her lover, a talented amateur composer

Mrs (‘Aunty’) Black: a midwife

*Mr B-: Mr Boxtell, a banker

Mamzelle Bridgette, a supposedly French modiste, real name Biddy Smith, an old friend of Docket

Mr C-: Mr Carter, surgeon to the antipodean expedition

Miss D-: Miss Daniels, a gossip of the demimonde

Mr de C-: Raoul de Cleraut, painter of French émigré origin

Dorcas (Chapman): a cousin to several in Clorinda’s household, maid to Miss Addington

The dreadfull crocodile: Old Lady Wallace, mother to Sir Barton Wallace

M. Duval: Lord Raxdell’s chef de cuisine

The Earl of E-: The Earl of Erringe, an elderly and debauched nobleman

Mr E-: Mr Evenden, FRS, a chemist

*Mr F-: Josiah Ferraby, ironmaster and civic improver; married to Eliza Ferraby; children Harry, Elizabeth (Bess), Margaret (Meg), Josiah (Josh) and Quintus

Frederique: Lord Raxdell’s valet

Mr G-: Mr Gaffney, a second-rate tragedian

Miss G-: Abigail Gowing, a courtesan, dear friend of Clorinda and a noted gamester

Mr G- D-: Mr Gordon Duncan, a singer

*Mr H-: Mr Hacker, FRCS, surgeon, anatomist and man-midwife

*Sir V- H-: Sir Vernon Horrobin, of the Embassy at Washington,

Lady J-: Lady Jane Beaufoyle, sister to the Duke of Mulcaster

*Mr J-: Mr Harold (formerly Hywel) Jenkins, an actor-manager

Dr J-: Dr Jessop, a physician at Harrogate

*Admiral, formerly Captain, K-: Admiral Knighton, RN

The K-s: the Knowles family: Miss Viola Knowles (little V), her twin brother Sebastian, her father, a wealthy City businessman, her mother, her elder half-sister Miss (Martha) Knowles, engaged to Jacob Samuels

Miss L-: Miss Lewis, a professional pianist, devoted friend of Miss McKeown

Madame Lisette, born Bessie Wilcox, another supposedly French modiste

Mr MacD-: Alexander MacDonald, MA, Sandy, secretary to Lord R-

Miss McK-: Miss McKeown, a professional singer, devoted friend of Miss Lewis, kept by Mr Boxtell

Duke of M-: see Lord S-

Maggy: Miss Addington’s dresser

Miss M-: Miss Minton, an actress

The Reverend Mr M-: Mr Morrison, headmaster of a boys’ school attended by the elder Ferraby boys

Mr N-: Mr Nixon, of the Home Office

Mrs O’C-: Mrs O’Callaghan, an Irish supposed widow, neé Mary Theresa O’Grady; Mr O’C-: Mr O’Callaghan, her scoundrel husband

Mr O’D-: Mr O’Donnell, a gentleman about Town with aspirations to Miss Lewis’s favours, under treatment by Mr Hacker for an unmentionable disease

*Mr P-: Mr Pargiter, a dramatic critic who publishes under the style of Aristarchus

Lord P-: The Earl of Pockinford, famed connoisseur of cows

Mr Q-: Mr Quennell, an attorney

*Lord R-: Gervase Reveley, Viscount Raxdell; aka Milord, G

*Mr R-/Sir Z- R-: Mr Robinson, RA, a painter, subsequently Sir Zoffany Robinson

*Lord S-, subsequently Duke of M-: Beaufoyle Beaufoyle, Lord Sallington, heir to the Duke of Mulcaster, succeeds on his father’s sudden death: Biffle to his intimates

Mr S-: Mr (Jacob) Samuels, a Jewish geologist affianced to the elder Miss Knowles

Miss T-: Miss (Katherine) Thorne, a not so very young lady having a London Season, a friend of Susannah Wallace

The Reverend Mr T-: Mr (Thomas) Thorne, a clergyman with scientific and mathematical interests

Signor V-: Signor Vivanti, an Italian violinist and patron of Miss Lewis

*Sir B- W-: Sir Barton Wallace, MP, man about town and gamester, a quondam favourite of Clorinda but enjoying the favours of Miss Gowing prior to his marriage to Lady (Susannah) Wallace

*Major W-: Major (Arbuthnot) Wallace, a cousin of Sir Barton Wallace, lately serving at the Cape

Williams: the Duchess of Mulcaster's lady’s maid

*General Y-: General Yeomans, of the Honourable East India Company’s Madras forces, retired

An as yet unnamed journeyman printer (Alf)

A wombatt, initially in the possession of Mr Thorne, but given by him to Sir Zoffany Robinson before setting out on the antipodean expedition

Volume 2: Changes in station and new characters )


Volume 3: Changes in station and new characters )


Volume 4: Changes in station and new characters )


Volume 5: Changes in station and new characters )


Volume 6: Changes in station and new characters )


Volume 7: Changes in station and new characters )


Volume 8: Changes in station and new characters )


Volume 9: Changes in station and new characters )


Volume 10: Changes in station and new characters )


Volume 11: Changes in station and new characters )


Volume 12: Changes in station and new characters )



*Gentlemen who have enjoyed, or supposedly enjoyed, Clorinda’s professional favours at some time or other

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The primest time to take a jaunt to Knighton Hall 

It was a fine bright brisk early autumn day, as Lady Jane Knighton leant against the fence of the cow pasture next to Artie Demington and was exceedingly gratified by his opinion of the herd at Knighton Hall! That young man’s opinions on the matter were worth something – not just from the reputation of the Pockinford herd, but due to this fine work he was doing to improve agrarian matters more generally.

Was indeed, endeavouring to persuade Lady Jane to attend some of their convocations concerning bovine matters and in particular dairying.

Why, she said, looking down at Lord Demington, for that squab young fellow was a deal shorter than herself, should hesitate to present myself in such company – developed my ideas while taking care of matters at Nitherholme as a young woman – had to find some occupation –

The cows – the dairy – her herb-garden – the stillroom –

For she had found it somewhat of exile.

O, she had quite seen that quiet and country air were an entire necessity for dear Grace – when it could no longer be denied that consumption crept upon her –

But also that did they remain in Town, Grace became less and less inclined to go into Society, and took a considerable resentment did Jane do so, and there were jealous scenes.

So her father’s proposal that she should take up the reins at Nitherholme had come very apt, and there had been no allusions to the whispers of scandal about Society, but that did she do so, 'twould be a healthfull retreat for Cousin Grace.

And there had still been music, and reading the classics, and their warm companionship –

Grace had been wont to remark that they were all in all to each other.

That was somewhat that sounded fine and romantical, until one had had the experience of a volatile and light-hearted creature that lived for the theatre, and did not love Jane the less because she also loved the stage. And did not foster grudges and resentments.

Dearest Amelia, that had quite exhorted her to go down into Hampshire for a few days with the Demingtons – la, my dear, here I have the new season beginning, I shall be in entire turmoil and doubtless at the theatre until all hours. And arranging a tribute to dear Jenkins, as a benefit for the Helena Fund –

So Jane had kissed her beloved, and agreed that it was entirely the primest time to take a jaunt to Knighton Hall and talk cows with young Demington, and she dared say Lady Demington had some matters of philanthropy to convoke about, and that would be entirely agreeable.

She turned to Artie, that was still admiring the cows, and offered that he might care to take a look at the dairy? Alas, due to a rheumatick shoulder she was no longer able to churn butter herself, but she continued to keep all matters under hand.

They walked to the dairy, where he praised its construction as ensuring a fine coolness – and how most exemplary clean everything was, that was quite the great desideratum in a dairy – had heard exceeding well of the cheeses they produced –

Indeed, she said with what she felt was justified pride, take prizes at the local fair – and remembered, so many years ago, dear Eliza Ferraby wondering that she did not send the fine cheeses she made at Nitherholme to the local fair. How she missed her.

You must, she said, take one home with you. And also, she added, some eggs. Let us go find Matty, that I am sure is with her poultry.

So they proceeded towards the hen-houses, that were positively palatial, and found there Martha Samuels inspecting her hens, while humming a little tune to herself.

O! she cried, Lord Demington! Lady Jane! You take me by surprize. Jacob and I recently dined at the Abertyldds, and they told us of the pretty Chicken Cantata that Zipsie Rondegate composed for Charley Abertyldd’s birthday, and after dinner had the little girls come in to sing their duet Cluck, Cluck, Cheep, Cheep. Is it not delightful?

She was entire happy to expatiate upon her poultry-keeping, and show Artie the construction of the hen-houses, before presenting him with a basket of eggs.

Dear Martha. What a fine friend – indeed, sister – she had become. The late Admiral had liked her most extremely – it had been quite the happiest thing when their Horrie and the Samuels’ Deborah had declared their mutual affection and desire to marry. So very suitable a match – Deb so fond of natural history and in particular the study of conchology, the ideal spouse for an officer in the Hydrographical Survey.

One sighed a little that they were so distant, and that letters took such a deal of a while to arrive.

Martha and Artie were having a fine convocation over poultry-keeping as they returned to the house. Artie praised Martha’s excellent volumes upon hens, but wondered whether she might indite somewhat simpler and shorter for farmwives and such that were not great readers?

What a very splendid notion – there are certain principles that one might lay out – I will consider over it.

Leaving the basket of eggs on the hall table, they paused for a moment before the memorial to Admiral Knighton – the portrait of him in uniform – his medals and commissions and letters of commendation – watercolours of several of his ships –

Before going into the parlour where Master Jonathan Saxorby was playing about the floor, with his mother keeping one eye upon him whilst also having her travelling desk open on her lap and giving attention to what one must suppose were various pressing matters of philanthropic business.

She looked up, saying forgive her for not rising! But did not wish to pitch these papers upon the floor now she had got 'em in some kind of order.

My dear Rachel, said Lady Jane, pray take the liberty to use my desk whilst you are here.

Rachel blushed at this mark of warmth and esteem and said that it was above and beyond kind. There was some muddle to do with the orphanage –

Lady Jane groaned. When is there not some muddle to do with the orphanage? I daresay there has been meddling with that excellent woman that is the Matron again.

Much of the like! Rachel giggled. The ladies must always be feeling that they are doing something.

They both sighed.

I will not bore you with the tiresome details, Rachel went on, I fancy I see my way through to resolve the brangle.

Lady Jane smiled. La, you are becoming quite the pattern of Lady Bexbury!

Rachel blushed even more deeply. One could not even aspire, she said.

Martha remarked that 'twas surely time for a refreshing cup of tea and went to ring the bell.

Jonathan came toddling over to grasp his father’s leg.

One could not quite, yet, forget how close he had come to being an orphan, even as one observed how very well Rachel was looking these days – Harrogate had worked quite the miracle. And Jane hoped that Dumpling Dora was not being exigeant about the young couple filling the nursery, though perchance the Pockinfords’ other troubles had distracted her? 

And on the matter of Dora Pockinford being somewhat distracted of late, were certain matters to do with several philanthropic enterprizes that Jane fancied 'twould be of the greatest usefulness to have some private convocation about with Lady Demington. So suggested that they might spend some time the following morn looking over business.

One saw that Rachel herself looked relieved at this, as if had been carrying certain burdens that would wish to share.

So after breakfast the following day, as Jacob Samuels and Artie Demington set off about various agrarian business on the estate, and Martha declared that nothing would be so congenial to her as to keep Jonathan entertained, Jane and Rachel foregathered in the former’s office.

There were various little things that did not go forward with the expedition that they might – this proposal for visiting oculists in parts where one might not yet go so far as to establish an optical dispensary tarried somewhat –

I take a little worry that Du – Lady Pockinford takes a little prejudice against the scheme because it was a notion of Aggie’s –

Jane snorted and said surely there was no theology or liturgical matter in optical science!

Quite, said Rachel, but – it is somewhat out of our commission the morn, but was somewhat I wished to open to you –

Jane raised her eyebrows and desired her to continue.

'Tis the way Dump – Lady Pockinford goes on with Thea – Lady Theodora. Will not let her visit Aggie, that is her sister, at St Wilfrid’s, because of Hughie’s leanings and the sisterhood in the parish, keeps her very close, can hardly bear her out of her sight –

I have certainly observed that at meetings lately – keeps Thea by her all the time, watches her quite like unto a hawk –

They both were a little overcome at this comparison of Dumpling Dora to a bird of prey!

The only liberty she concedes is that Thea may continue her singing lessons with Miss McKeown, provided she does so at the Rondegates – and goes straight home again – and I perchanced to encounter her there one day when I called on Zipsie about performing for drawing-room meetings.

She twisted her hands together. There is Thea, one of the meekest most filial creatures walking the Earth, but sure I fear the way she is cribbed cabined and confined, she will be climbing out of a window and making her way to a convent to take the veil.

Jane remarked did not Clorinda Bexbury have some acquaintance that was a nun? She might provide reassurance that they would not quite immediate take in young women presenting themselves willy-nilly on the doorstep.

Or do somewhat equally desperate.

Hmmm. 'Tis not entire improbable. I will consider over the matter. Now, let us turn to the affairs of the orphanage while we are still somewhat fresh

She paused. Was there not some rumour that Fendersham, having been so wounded and deceived by the Wauderkell creature, had turned his eyes on Thea? Ogling her in company &C?

Rachel nodded. Is no longer hanging about the Pockinford household, but one has some concern still.

They sighed.


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Visit to the genteel gaming-hell

Janey Merrett looked across the breakfast table to her lawful wedded Geoffrey, that had just remarked he was confident would soon be in possession of the evidence to convict that rogue O’Neill of bigamy. Apparently his unfortunate spouse – though why I should say unfortunate, here she is having left him gone entirely prosper in Chicago, that one hears is quite the fine bustling metropolis these days – had retained her marriage lines, so we have affidavits from reputable fellows to having inspected 'em, along with other very prepossessing materials.

One fancies the case will be quite the sensation!

Cannot help but be, with all the preceding scandal. Am a little astonished we have not heard from some several other deceived brides of his.

Indeed. The scoundrel. More coffee? She poured him a fresh cup, as he helped himself to grilled ham. But while we talk of marriages, in perchance happy prospect, as you know I had Rachel call yesterday –

While one is relieved to see her so well-recovered, I hope she does not overdo, bustling about as she does.

Janey blinked a little at that, but went on, telling me that Lady Lucretia is already thinking about matches for young Talshaw, and wondered was Leah spoke for.

Geoff grimaced. Even would Trelfer like to see how the wind sits now that Gillie Beaufoyle has departed and his glamour no longer cast, has that heavy matter of a murder at Mellonby to occupy his mind at present. I am not sure what the correct ton would be concerning going a-wooing in such a case. But aside from that, I cannot suppose Saythingport would approve of the match –

O, those wild Merretts?

He might wink at that – no, I fear he would be insulting about Rebecca’s ancestry. 

Ah. Had there not been certain troubles when Rachel was on the Marriage Market? Had not Trelfer’s wooing evoked comparisons with Sir Brian de Bois-Guilbert in Ivanhoe? Exceeding tedious, thought Janey.

After Geoff had departed for the Inns of Court, Janey spent a little while concerning herself with household matters – did not wish it said that because she was a bluestocking the establishment was at all in slovenly ways, sure people had the most commonplace notions! – and now the law term was commenced once more, she supposed that they would be obliged to dine certain colleagues of Geoff’s, making a note to discuss the state of the wine cellar with him and with Bufton the butler –

The young ladies that attended the college in Bedford Square would shortly be returning to her little conversaziones – and she must find out whether Ambrose Jolliffe was still agreeable to undertaking classes in mathematics for those ladies that found themselves ill-prepared by their governesses for the more advanced reaches.

These tasks accomplished, and letters laid in the tray to be taken to post, she thought she would spend a little while at her piano. Had grown a little lax in practising over the summer, and had been struck by odorous caparisons when Zipsie had performed at that very fine dinner-party the Rondegates lately gave. Though perhaps one should not enter into competition with Zipsie, that was conceded to have most particular musical talents?

But how much marriage had improved Zipsie! Given her a deal of confidence. And it did not hurt in the least that she was no longer constrained by the edicts of what an unmarried young woman might wear, that had never favoured her.

No, while it might indeed be true as Flora Ferraby fulminated, that marriage was heavily weighted against the interests of the wife – and indeed Geoff quite concurred and was not only a fierce defender of womanhood in the courts but was engaged with certain proposals to ameliorate the state of the law – it had to be admitted that given a husband that was a reasonable human being, in their station of life, being married was quite infinite preferable to the alternative. O, perchance did a lady have an independent income, as her own mother had done, due to the generosity of some relative, 'twas another matter. There were few means by which a lady might earn a living.

One saw that in different stations, it was entire possible for a woman to be entirely respectable and do so! There were beloved Thomasina and her sisters, for an instance. And various of their female relatives – the Wilson sisters, Patience that was a very sought-after nurse, Jessamy that was quite the businesswoman, the de Cléraults with the polish factory and Angelique’s art, the Marshalls –

Sure it helped to have a talent, but there was also determination – application –

Thinking of these excellent qualities, Janey recalled that this afternoon was the appointed occasion to the first visit to the genteel gaming-hell of Lady Venchell and Mrs Bramby, and that she should get into character before going over to Lady Lucretia’s in Belgravia.

When she was ushered into the Bamboo Salon, Cretia positively squawked. Spectacles? she cried.

Janey grinned, took 'em off and handed 'em to Cretia. My dear, stage-property eye-glasses! Do you not think they add to the air of a mathematical bluestocking? It is a great advantage to be married into a family that is quite addicted to amateur theatricals and therefore have a deal of costumes and properties that one may avail oneself of.

Cretia gave a relieved laugh. La, I was in some concern that you had required the services of an oculist from straining your eyes with much studying.

Not yet! But indeed, you are dressed very suitable – a little too fine for an afternoon call, as if you went flaunt your husband’s wealth –

With a complacent smile Cretia extended her arm to display a magnificent jade and silver bracelet.

Hmmm, said Janey, let us hope that you are not compelled to that stroke that the legendary gamester Miss Gowing was famed for, of staking her bracelet! Let us hold that in reserve.

 So they set off to that just-about-eligible neighbourhood where the vulture ladies resided.

Clinging on to gentility, Janey thought, reminded of her earlier musings on ladies and their precarious position. Doubtless these houses held many that eked out some kind of life on a very modest income, clinging to respectability

But here they were at the apartments of these very unrespectable ladies – one that had figured in a crim. con. action and was separated from her husband, and a widow of dubious reputation.

La, they had set their stage! 'Twas intended to convey, Janey fancied, an impression of not-quite-shabby gentility – of having seen better days – one dared say such pieces of furniture that suggested those had been obtained in junk shops – of course, a piano, that she doubted was in tune, let alone played –

Lady V did not quite articulate the words our humble abode but nonetheless one felt she implied it quite strongly as she welcomed 'em! – Mrs Bramby, that without being in full mourning very much emphasized her widowhood with jet ornaments &C – made specific allusions to their coming all the way from beautiful Belgravia as if they had journeyed from St Petersburg! – made very charming towards Cretia – treated Janey rather more in the capacity of a chaperone or companion –

Introduced 'em round the rest of the company – a few ladies Janey had a little rather remote acquaintance of – Mrs Bevill that she had dined with as part of Geoff’s legal set – one or two that took some interest in philanthropic works, at least to the extent of attending fancy bazaars &C –

Further insinuating converse from Lady V to Cretia, interrogating her about dear Lady Iffling – shall we be seeing her in Town? – to which Cretia gave vague responses that perchance Rina might come for a little visit but did not like to leave the dear children for long –

From what she had told Janey about Marina, Countess of Iffling, that was somewhat compromising with the truth of the matter!

After tea and bread-and-butter was served, to give some colour to the tale that this was a tea-party, the real business of the afternoon was set-to.

The company assembled around the card-table, that already bore fresh packs of cards and counters.

The counters, Janey noted, were marked with values.

Mrs Bramby took the part of dealer. Janey watched her shuffle and cut the cards and did not think she did so as adeptly as Miss Hacker: could not see any tricky matter in what she was doing, as she dealt hands around the table.

One observed that the ladies that one must presume were quite habituées were very quick and lively players. Cretia, less used to the matter, was somewhat slow, while Janey had decided that it would match the character she presented to look very considering over her cards and to play with great deliberation. She also manifested from time to time a little smirk over some result, as if to say, la, I entire predicted that!

What she had suspected was that they would not be rooked, or at least, not by much, on this first visit, and that the play would indeed seem to be a friendly matter of passing the time among ladies.

This was really, for Janey, rather dull, when she recalled those agreeable occasions with Tommie Thorne discussing his parents’ mathematical theories and how one might put 'em into practice in play. But dared guess that the time might come for that.

Aha: it was more than ensuring play was straight: Janey could not believe 'twas entire within the workings of chance that Cretia came out with a little in the way of winnings, greatly to her amazement.

She was contemplating upon these in the carriage as they returned, and wondering should she give 'em to some good cause. Janey removed her spectacles, that were coming to chafe somewhat, and remarked that they were in the nature of a stake – those harpies doubtless considered the layout a form of investment, that would encourage Cretia to take up their invitation to further gatherings, at which she was unlike to prove so fortunate.

Cretia quite stared at this cynical wisdom. Janey ventured to tell her somewhat, without mentioning any names, of the proceedings of Olverham and Plumwell, some years since, and the masterly play of Tommie Thorne by which they had been confounded.

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Not the easiest thing to manoeuvre

It seemed a civil family gesture for Rachel, Lady Demington, to take a parcel of fine ledgers and registers suited to the conduct of philanthropic business when she went call upon her sister-in-law Lady Agatha Lucas in St Wilfrid’s parish in the East End. For matters 'twixt Aggie and her mother were still a little chilly on account of Hughie’s Tractarian practices – encouragement of a sisterhood in the parish – sympathy with Thea’s leanings – so that their relations, when they met at drawing-room meetings or fancy bazaars for this or that good cause, remained somewhat distant and formal.

Surely one must suppose that Lady Pockinford secretly yearned over her grandchildren! from the way she doated upon Jonathan, that was not just because he was in the line of succession. No, one must fancy that she was provided with the intelligence of what healthy promising infants they were by her sister, Hughie’s mother. Rachel wondered whether Dumpling Dora might have dared the rituals and nigh Romish practices of St Wilfrid’s to see 'em was it not for His Lordship’s strictures.

Artie had sighed and said, he had hoped that this business with Simon might have softened his father a little, but it seemed to him that he showed rather harsher and more rigid since those disclosures.

She had been taken at once to the nursery by Aggie – that Rachel suspected was in expectation of another pledge, were she and Hughie intending to set an example of be fruitful and multiply? – and indeed the children were flourishing in spite of the unpromising situation of Hughie’s living. Though as he and Aggie would ever explain, 'twas by no means a slum parish – a few bad streets, certainly, but otherwise a suburb inhabited by the middling sort. Even so, during the summers they would send the children to Dr Lucas’s rectory in the country.

She tried not to look wistful, but after they had quit the nursery, she conceded to Aggie’s gentle interrogation – la, Aggie had come about to develop a deal of tact these days! – her consultation with Dr Ferraby and his verdict that she might safely venture upon motherhood once more. Aggie kissed her warmly, saying that of course little Jonathan was ever welcome to come visit his cousins, but there was nothing like brothers and sisters.

Aggie then said she had dispatched a little note to Sister Linnet, for she thought it advizable to have one of the good sisters hear about Rachel’s fine books for keeping charitable works in order, should be here very shortly. Let 'em go into the parlour and have a little family gossip until she arrived.

Rachel, throwing herself into a very comfortable chair – the Lucases did not practice any asceticism in that respect! – said that all heaved a sigh of relief that Lord Gilbert Beaufoyle had taken his congé and was bound for Paris. Mayhap Leah – and Inez – would cease to be under that enchantment and restored to sense.

Aggie wrinkled her nose and remarked that they had very likely wrecked their hopes.

Rachel shrugged. Well, here is Trelfer has a murder take place during a shooting party at Mellonby – not in the best of ton, even did he not commit it himself. Must lower his stock on the Marriage Market.

Rachel!

At this moment Sister Linnet was announced. Tea and a nice array of cakes were produced. There was a very agreeable discussion of stationery, and the ledgers, registers, &C, declared to be an entire boon to the good works that were going forward in the parish.

At the end of this a little silence fell. Aggie and Sister Linnet exchanged glances.

Do you, asked Aggie, ever see aught of Thea? She clasped her hands before her. We would not ask you to carry letters – doubtless she would feel that she must show 'em to Mama – but could we know that she is well – might you tell her that we think of her and are concerned about her –

Rachel wondered whether this was what her father-in-law would deem Jesuitical. But, indeed, one saw that Thea was suffering – bore up bravely, entirely the dutiful daughter – she fancied that Artie ever did his best to provide some alleviation to her lot – so she nodded and agreed that did she have occasion, she would convey this message to Thea, and see did she have any messages in return.

But 'twas not the easiest thing to manoeuvre! For at any meeting of philanthropic bodies there was Dumpling Dora kept Thea close by her side, very meek, with cast-down eyes.

Rachel wondered, with a grim inward grin, whether 'twas yet time to bring up the heavy artillery and go convoke with Lady Bexbury in the matter.

However, at last opportunity offered where she had not thought to look.

She understood that Zipsie Rondegate was – already! – in anticipation of a happy event, but one observed that she was past those early weeks of tiresome qualmishness and not yet heavily encumbered by her state, indeed, had seemed in very brisk spirits at that dinner party the Rondegates lately gave.

So surely it would not be an imposition to go enquire whether Lady Rondegate might be persuaded to delight the company at certain forthcoming drawing-room meetings for good causes? She should not over-do, of course, but mayhap a pianoforte duet with Meg Knowles? or perchance she had some new composition of her own for violoncello or oboe –

When she arrived at the Rondegate Belgravia mansion she could hear the sound of music – dared say Zipsie would be give out not at home to callers – but no, she was bidden go up to the music-room, Her Ladyship would be delighted to see Lady Demington –

And, there in Zipsie’s music-room, Zipsie at the pianoforte, and Thea, looking livelier than Rachel had seen her this age.

They exchanged greetings, and it was explained that Thea had come for a singing lesson with Miss McKeown, that most unfortunate had woke up with what promised to be a cold, and had sent a note that she would not come today.

Rachel explained her own mission, and Thea folded her hands and looked a little sombre, saying she was a little surprized that Mama had not put her forward to perform yet.

Zipsie leant forward and patted Thea’s hand. Has been very dutiful entertaining Lady Pockinford’s guests with pretty songs

Artie has said somewhat of that! But mayhap public performance, even for good causes, is somewhat different?

Thea made a wry mouth, and said she feared not. Dared say she was waiting upon a suitable occasion.

And Rachel knew how it would be. 'Twould not be ordering, but pleading – a quivering lip – mayhap the hint of tears – no raised voice – very hard to deal with! There were those said Lady Jane Knighton was brusque – the word dictatorial had even been mentioned – but one might argue with her, and put one’s case, and she would listen. But there was no arguing with Dumpling Dora’s trembling lip!

She supposed that even His Lordship succumbed to that….

Thea straightened her back a little, gulped, and said, she came about to be less shy of performing, now she had the benefit of good teaching and working on her songs with Zipsie – one may keep one’s mind on what one is about –

Zipsie looked at her fondly. 'Tis an excellent fine voice – shows well for having proper training – very different style to my own –

Thea blushed.

'Tis an imposition, I daresay, but might I hear something?

Thea and Zipsie looked at one another and Thea went convoke with Zipsie at the pianoforte.

Really, Thea? Are you sure? Zipsie turned to Rachel. Pray do not go gossip upon this – Thea undertook these settings by the late Miss Billston as a great favour to Lady Jane, but one would not venture to perform 'em in company, since the works were by a pagan poetess. However, they are exceeding suited to Thea’s voice.

One quite saw that. A pity that she might not present them to a wider audience, but one could entirely foresee that it would be wigs on the green with the Pockinfords.

Charming! Rachel cried. A great pity that they must be hid under a bushel, but one quite sees why. But I should not linger –

Indeed we would not detain you from the pursuit of good works! said Zipsie.

– however, before I go, would wish to communicate to Thea that Aggie and Sister Linnet were asking after her when I was lately over at St Wilfrid’s to have some discourse with Aggie about their philanthropic schemes –

Thea’s eyes filled with tears and for a moment she resembled her mother, that otherwise she did not greatly take after. O, she said, o, I do miss 'em – are they well? How do matters go in the parish?

So Rachel was obliged to say somewhat of that, and to take various messages for the next time she saw Aggie, as Zipsie put an arm around Thea and handed her a handkerchief. There was little more one could do, alas, than convey these assurances of affection.

Well, that was her commission put on hand. After taking her leave Rachel walked out into the square, and was reminded that 'twas no distance at all to the fine Grigson residence, and she might at least leave her card on Lady Lucretia.

She went up to the Grigsons’ door, and handed the butler her card, and was assured that Lady Lucretia was at home.

Rachel fancied that still being in mourning for that unlamented oaf of a brother of hers, Lady Lucretia was glad of any company that might call and provide somewhat in the way of diversion. She also took the thought that the lady was lavishly provided with pin-money by her exceedingly wealthy spouse and might be persuaded to make contributions to Rachel’s good causes! One might conceal that pill of prudence within a budget of more general gossip.

Indeed, Lady Lucretia showed most exceeding welcoming – and tea came with a magnificent display of Miriam Roberts’ skills – as Rachel sat down and looked about the very elegantly appointed parlour. Really, in excellent good taste – nothing vulgar –

After conversation that included the usual speculation over the Chellow murder, Lady Lucretia lowered her eyes, cleared her throat, and said, one heard that Trelfer had been making suit to Lady Demington’s sister?

Nothing, said Rachel, at all settled: as it dawned upon her that here was Lady Lucretia about matchmaking for her brother, the new Talshaw, Well, from what one heard, there could be no objections on Leah’s side.


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The beginnings of bustle

It was tiresome, but they entire appreciated the necessity, not to exchange letters while they were parted. But certainly Maurice had not anticipated that this matter at Mellonby Hall would continue quite so long! and that one could not see any immediate prospect of Sandy’s return to Town.

Well, one must forbear in the matter – here was the beginnings of bustle as Society was returning from the country and ladies were considering upon dress and eager to be very forward in obtaining fittings at Mamzelle Bridgette, very gratifying, indeed they were not in the least considered out of style, still quite the crack.

Maurice sat down and pulled a slate towards him so that he might sketch a few thoughts before the business of the day began press in upon him.

Came in 'Sina once he had become absorbed in this agreeable pursuit, carrying a basket. The pretence that, la, here is Euphemia goes provide me with entire too much of a nuncheon, mayhap you might help me out, Cousin Maurice? had been abandoned, and he had conceded to the concerns of his female relatives that he would neglect to eat and starve himself to a thread did they not take the matter in hand.

She put the basket into the cool nook beneath the window, then straightened up with a grin, and said, here was Her Ladyship had had a letter from Mr MacDonald, and had read it out whilst Sophy was dressing her hair, and Sophy went communicate the matter to me –

Maurice snorted. Tell on, he said, trying to conceal his eagerness for the news.

Why, here is a brisk young fellow from the Detective Branch sent to be about enquiries, and turns out was one of Mr Johnson’s juvenile Runners in earlier days that has already heard tales of Mr MacDonald and makes positively obsequious to him. But shows a very pretty talent for sounding out evidence, a fine testimonial to his training.

So, they fancy they have done all they might about Mellonby, and take up the trail to pursue Blatchett, having promising reports of where he went sell various valuables he had about his person, and his endeavours to trade his horse. It very much looks as though he intends to make for the coast, and they daresay seek out some fishing smack – or one hears there are smugglers active in those parts – to convey him to Holland.

Maurice whistled. And what would Blatchett do once he is on Dutch soil, I wonder? Here he is – in the clothes he was wearing when he committed the deed – a fellow that is surely helpless without his valet – has no doubt been rooked in any dealings over his rings and fobs &C. I suppose could he raise a stake he could venture his luck at the tables somewhere.

He stood up. Well, 'tis a matter to speculate upon, but we have business to be about, and I hear Coggin a-coming up the stairs.

He did have, just a little, some worry about did they come about to find Blatchett, that would no doubt be a cornered rat once caught. But here was Sandy had a stout young peeler from the Detective Branch at his side – Blatchett no doubt wearied by this ordeal of flight –

So he would not let himself be distracted from the business of the day, and the demands of the ladies that came be dressed.

Lady Abertyldd was, herself, a very agreeable lady, that showed extreme well for good dressing – never any bother over bills, that he dared say owed somewhat to her upbringing and an understanding of proper business practice – remarked that here was Rettie, her daughter-in-law, Mrs Brumpage Parry-Lloyd, agreed to be increasing once more, very gratifying, might Miss Thomasine attend her for fitting at Bexbury House?

There could be entirely no objection, and it was entire suitable for 'Sina to gain a little experience in the matter of dressing young matrons as well as debutantes, for which she was greatly acclaimed.

Her Ladyship then rolled her eyes a little, and gestured to the two misses behind her, that were gazing – no, gawping – about the reception-room, saying, had brought Cissie – Mrs Edward Fairleigh-Merrett’s – girls, her nieces, to be gowned proper for a London Season – were brought out in Hereford – she gave the faintest sigh – now Zipsie is off – so well-married – feel it proper to do this for m’sister –

Maurice commented that had lately been for a fitting with Lady Rondegate and she was positively blooming. Her mother smiled. An excellent match, she said. She turned and beckoned. Edith! Amy!

Introductions were made, and they were conducted into 'Sina’s fitting-room. One observed 'em pout a little that they were not to be dressed by the famed Mr Maurice himself, but 'Sina had the business well under hand.

Law! Sophy had been about showing her the Docket-manner! 'Sina drew herself up – though she was still not tall – and cast her eyes over the Misses Fairleigh-Merrett, raising her eyebrows as she surveyed their dress. She pursed up her lips, shaking her head, and murmured that there would be a deal of work to do, but they would come at it in the end.

Maurice said he would leave Miss Thomasine to the task, and take Her Ladyship for her own fitting.

He also took the thought that 'Sina had spent some while in the company of Lady Jane Knighton, that was also a fine hand at casting frosty spells, though ever showed a model of civility to her daughter Janey’s dear former schoolfriend.

So business was bustling but not so much so that he did not have a little time upon his hands at the end of the day that might have felt a little desolate, had he not received a very discreet card that was not in the least explicit, but let the cognoscenti know that there would be a revel of the sisterhood at Prancey’s the e’en.

Really, young Bert Edwards – or the Duchess of Clerkenwell Green as one should call him in such company! – came on exceeding well! Had this business exceeding well organized!

Maurice packed the Queen of Sheba’s finery into a valise – there was a convenient robing-room set aside at Prancey’s, for one did not wish to risk parading the streets in feminine guise, especially these days of patrolling peelers – and thought that he might also call on his sister Marie to see how she did.

The little dog Pompey, that she kept to guard, or at least to bark loudly at any intruders at, her quiet residence in a Covent Garden backstreet, quite apart from her business premises, knew Maurice and did not yap, making positively civil. The pup undoubtedly looked a deal better for the attentions of the child Binnie – walking him, brushing his coat, &C.

To his surprize, he found that Marie had company – and company that was not some member of their connexion, as it might be Dorcas or Prue. A woman with reddish hair – some degrees lighter than what Raoul de Clérault termed the fine Titian hue of Sandy’s – and a sprinkling of freckles across her nose – somewhat severe dressed – was Whipping Marie taking a 'prentice?

Enjoying a genteel early supper together with Binnie.

Marie stood up and came over to kiss his cheek. La, Maurie, 'tis an entire age! I fancy you have not yet met Miss Garringe – Nettie Garringe – that comes as a day governess to teach Binnie her letters and numbers &C – Nettie, my brother Maurice, that is Mr Maurice at Mamzelle Bridgette.

He collected that he had heard somewhat of that! Was she not one of the ladies currently residing at Dolly Mutton’s in Covent Garden? Had indeed been a governess by profession, that had been ruined by her employer or someone in the household, been obliged to turn to the usual recourse for women in that state, but had come to find refuge.

Brings on Binnie excellent well – you should hear how well she reads already! –

Miss Garringe ducked her head, blushing somewhat.

'Tis a shame she may not take up teaching again – but of course has no character to present to a family –

Maurice, fearing that he would be invited to join their party, said that he would not linger. He had hoped to find out how Marie was doing – whether she was recovering from the shock of Lord Trembourne dropping dead in her business premises some months previous – but it did not seem the time to interrogate. Doubtless the governess was apprized of Marie’s situation – had Marie not mentioned attending Dorcas’s bible-readings and prayer-meetings at Dolly Mutton’s? along with the retired trollops and various Covent Garden Misses that desired the consolations of religion that Dorcas dispensed.

Dorcas was as pious a woman as ever wore shoe-leather, but her creed was judge not that ye be not judged and that she followed One that had preferred the company of sinners to that of those that proclaimed themselves virtuous.

He took the side-entrance into Prancey’s, not wishing to enter the public room and mayhap get accosted over this or that matter, as one that was known, among other things, to have Nat Barron’s ear. Climbing the stairs to the first floor, he could hear the sound of the fiddlers tuning up, a little clinking of bottles – excellent well!

In the tiring-room he found the Duchess, already arrayed in her finery – he cast an eye over her, and remarked that looked exceeding well, but sure 'twas time she came for a fitting at Mamzelle Bridgette – afore they were overwhelmed by the demands of the season.

Her Grace coloured a little and said, that was above and beyond civil of Her Majesty

Why, here you are, have set about creating these excellent fine revels – very genteel, nothing in the least vulgar –

Too kind. Turning towards the mirror in order to mend some little fault of face-paint, the Duchess went on, we are a little at sixes and sevens at the moment at R House – furbishing the East Wing against the return of the young couple – but it is entirely the distraction Her Ladyship needs, now that she has all her offspring wed and her occupation gone.

The door opened and several others of the sisterhood entered, and their conversation became more general.

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Other fellows had wives did fiddling fancywork

Cecil, Baron Rondegate, had of course put up dear Cuthbert for the club. His friend had expressed certain qualms over this proceeding, for in the course of their new, and exceedingly delightful, association, he had revealed the dark history of his relations with Saythingport. One had certainly already gleaned a somewhat adverse impression of that nobleman from various things Zipsie had let drop that she had learnt through this new friendship with Lady Lucretia.

One might have had more concerns, but Cecil had become aware that there was somewhat that one could only term a coup in progress against Saythingport’s undue influence in the club, that all were grown extreme weary of. Furthermore, between his attempts to introduce the late Talshaw into Society, and his death and the elevation to heir of his rather neglected brother, Saythingport had been very much the absentee for a considerable number of months.

Had been no difficulty in obtaining proposals for Mr Davison! Sallington had been only too happy to subscribe his name. Chumball was not of the same college, but had a fellow-Oxford chap’s comradely feeling. There had been no objections among the committee – Colonel Adams, indeed, one fancied was like to become an immense bore over Mogul court poetry!

Here he came now – Cecil and Cuthbert having enjoyed an agreeable evening’s amorous sport, they were now indulging in a glass or so of the club’s very fine sherry and observing the company.

Several fellows about seeking racing tips from Offerton – Tom Tressilian giving an impromptu demonstration of some new part to a rapt audience – Franz Hahn playing some agreeable melody on his flute –

Came through the door like unto the Demon King in the pantomime Lord Saythingport.

Cecil felt Cuthbert reach out to clutch his arm with a trembling hand.

Everybody continued rather more consciously at whatever they were about, as Sir Stockwell Channery emerged from the office with, one could only say, all flags flying, guns mounted for action: for a fellow that had spent his entire career behind an Admiralty desk, quite embodying the Nelson spirit.

Oh, magnificent! He was confronting Saythingport over unpaid dues! A terrier fronting a mastiff – several reminders – have had no response – realized Saythingport’s sad loss

Endeavours to hide sceptical expressions around the room.

– but this had gone on for some several months – could hardly approach His Lordship’s man of business –

Sallington had taken the cigarillo from his lips and was observing the tableau with appreciation – mayhap it reminded him of some painting? It certainly had a dramatic, mayhap even operatic, quality.

Maurice Allard lifted his glass of gin in what looked very like a gesture of toasting.

Saythingport was glaring like Medusa at Sir Stockwell and saw none of the more general reactions.

Do you, said Sir Stockwell, come into the office where we may settle these affairs.

Saythingport thrust abruptly past him into the office. Sir Stockwell, shaking his head, went in and closed the door.

Should one, Julius Roberts ventured, go see is Asterley anywhere about the premises? I fear His Lordship is on the brink of an apoplexy.

Does he not, said Sir Hartley Zellen, that had but lately emerged into the common chamber, violently set about Sir Stockwell.

With a heaving sigh, Allard drained his gin, and pushed himself away from the wall against which he was leaning. La, 'tis time to go mediate.

And no-one, Cecil realized, considered it all peculiar, that there was Allard, dusky molly modiste of humble origins, that the tale gave out had first entered the club for hire, went play the diplomat in this circumstance.

Hmmm, murmured Sallington very sotto voce, I wonder does he go remind His Lordship that even a peer of the realm may be violently set upon in a dark alleyway one night?

Came down the stairs from the upper chambers Geoffrey Merrett and Dr Asterley. All were immediately eager to inform 'em of the goings-on.

Asterley smirked. Fancied that Saythingport had not been able to gratify his carnal passions these several months – in his situation could not even go quarrel with the Delgado, that might provide some relief to his feelings – and it broke out thus.

Adams mentioned the way things were with bull elephants – went quite mad in their mating lust – had seen things in Bengal –

The office door opened and all went look very engaged in assorted conversations and not at all attentive to what came forth there. That was Maurice Allard civilly conducting His Lordship towards that part of the club where he might find his pick among the young fellows that were agreeable to exchange their bodies for suitable remuneration.

Sallington whistled. I see you have the right of it, Asterley.

Sir Stockwell emerged looking quietly gratified at this turn of events, and signalled to one of the footmen for a glass of brandy.

I think, murmured Cecil to Cuthbert, you would be entirely the better of the like yourself –

But, lo, there was Sallington already about the matter! Brandies all round – and the good old brandy, too.

Asterley conceded that 'twas entirely an appropriate restorative after this upheaval. And did anyone know who was Saythingport’s physician? One would not venture to prescribe for another’s patient, but he had observed certain troubling signs

Merrett snorted and remarked that sure, nothing but temper!

The fits of temper do not help – may not be quite the case of the famed surgeon Hunter, that declared that he was at the mercy of any fellow that put him in a temper, on account of the condition of his heart –

Roberts said, looking at Merrett, suppose one knew that, and provoked a fit of temper, would there be a case for murder?

Merrett responded that that was a very interesting question – one would have to prove that the person precipitating the outbreak was apprised of the likely consequences –

The discussion soon drifted to the interesting question of the demise of Mortimer Chellow and the disappearance of Blatchett. Did anyone hear aught from MacDonald?

It had been, Cecil thought the next morning, a rather more dramatic evening than he had anticipated when intending a quiet rencontre with Cuthbert – maybe a glass or so with Sallington and Roberts – &C.

Zipsie, at the breakfast table, was looking exceeding well. He went to kiss her before going to the sideboard to help himself and to enquire was there anything he might serve her with?

Why, I will take a kipper.

It was agreeable to have a wife that was not fussily fastidious over her food, that there had been – was – far too much of with his mother.

And how was your evening? he enquired.

Zipsie wrinkled her nose. I fancy my cousins have a very exalted notion of their consequence! I daresay they were the entire belles of every assembly in Hereford, and maybe Worcester as well, and they are well-enough looking – nothing to object to in their singing –

O, Zipsie, is that what one calls damn with faint praise?

She grinned. Pleasing enough voices – not badly trained but can certainly improve – but by no means to compare with Thea! And I fear do not realize the privilege 'tis to have fittings with Miss Thomasine at Mamzelle Bridgette. Well, I daresay they will come round to see the way things are in Town.

They addressed themselves to the delicate matter of dissecting the kippers in silence for a while.

Buttering a muffin, and then lavishly anointing it with Roberts and Wilson’s Prime Seville Marmalade, Cecil enquired whether she had thought any further about their proposed dinner-party?

O, indeed! have sent out invitations to the Grigsons, the Geoffrey Merretts, the Demingtons, the Robert Wallaces and Lord and Lady Samuels. I fancy that will make up a nice company. Am still pondering upon an evening-party for my cousins – she sighed – but it must be done.

And poor Ollie! they are quite determined that 'tis entirely his cousinly duty to be their escort upon all occasions – and here is Grandda wanting to send him about this and that matter to Heggleton – and Ollie himself yearning for the organ at St Wilfrid’s – they deem Folly too young and he is entire happy to return to Cambridge – he is quite beleaguered.

But, dear husband, I hope you have no pressing engagements this afternoon, for I have a rare treat in prospect – Lydy Marshall brings her sister Clo about this matter of mayhap adapting my little Fox in the henhouse song for her purposes.

That was an encounter not to be missed! And indeed he had no urgent matters upon hand and could well spend the day at home.

The Marshall sisters were both very proper-dressed for an afternoon call – well, did one consider the matter, one did not suppose Clo Marshall went about all day in the costumes she wore for her act! And very elegant-mannered. Indeed, one was quite used to that with Lydia, that played her harp in quite the highest circles – was received entirely as a friend by the Dowager Duchess of Humpleforth –

Cecil could not hold back from expressing his admiration for Miss Marshall’s talents in most enthusiastic fashion.

I daresay, she said with a little grin, I should nudge you in the ribs and say, Ow, give over, do! – that was the song that had first made her name – but indeed it is very gratifying to be complimented by a gentleman that is married to such a musician as Lady Rondegate.

Zipsie said, she fancied they should work a little at this matter of songs, and then she had desired the kitchen to prepare a most substantial tea.

So they went into the music-room, and Cecil observed that there was as 'twere somewhat of a freemasonry of the musical art 'twixt the three ladies as they went about the matter, and came to a very pleasing ditty that one saw Miss Marshall would present extreme effective.

And before tea she demonstrated several of her other songs – he observed Zipsie very delighted at these, and playing them over, and saying, she thought she saw the trick of how they had to be –

Miss Marshall remarked that one could always use fresh songs.

Zipsie looked at Cecil. One would be anonymous, of course –

What a prime proceeding, he said, one could have no objections at all. Here were other fellows had wives did fiddling fancywork. This was far superior.


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The importance of discretion

Dumaine offered that Miss Hacker might care to join him in a late supper? Leda, that had just freed herself from the confining garb of Babsie Bolton, said that should be very glad to do so – had not noted any matters of particular concern the e’en, but we was still rather quiet –

Indeed so, said Dumaine. Burgundy? – this is a particular fine one.

That would come very grateful, she replied, sitting down at the table he had cleared of its usual impedimenta to lay out a nice little supper.

She fancied that Dumaine had somewhat to communicate himself, but would contain herself in patience until he was ready to disclose what 'twas – busied himself about dressing the salad, and carving the chicken, &C.

The Burgundy was indeed excellent good, but Leda was ever careful in indulgence – had she not been warned from quite her earliest years about the adverse effects of strong liquors by Laffen – it was a sad irony that, was it not supposed that Nat Barron had contrived his demise, his fall from that roof had been put down to tippling rather than the trembling affliction that had grown upon him.

Dumaine himself showed abstemious. As they moved on to a fine dessert of fruit and nuts, he picked up his glass, swirled the wine as if he would read some message in it, put it down without drinking, and said, had come across certain intelligence that was troubling him.

Leda put on a listening face.

You will know that I still have connexions with my grandmother’s people –

She nodded. He was seldom explicit about his Romany blood.

– and I will occasional hear things. And lately there are tales – more than one – of a swell fellow that comes and tries to trade his fine nag – a nag that has been ridden rather hard and would be the better of a good rest and tending by a groom – for another. Any common piece of horseflesh. For this is not only a very fine nag, 'tis rather distinctive – black, with a white blaze, one white sock on the right forefoot and another on the left hind.

That, said Leda, there have already been notices in the newspapers about – the Earl of Blatchett’s Panoply, I fathom? For there is a good deal of interest in finding His Lordship, and his horse is a clew.

Dumaine nodded. And from where I have received these reports, one can track his journey – but I do not wish to entangle my informants with the Law, that they do not have happy experiences with.

One may quite imagine, murmured Leda. She pondered a little.

Of course! Lord Trelfer had quite begged Mr MacDonald to remain at Mellonby while the investigation took place – one apprehended that he had already made himself well-respected by the authorities by mentioning his long acquaintance with Matt Johnson, since his days at Bow Street with the Runners – one might pass this hint along to him, that could surely find some very tactful way to bring it into play.

She opened this possibility to Dumaine, that nodded. A very sound thought – there is one that entirely understands the importance of discretion

So! Dumaine had some apprehension of Sandy MacDonald’s nature – was not entirely a surprize, she knew that Dumaine made it his business to keep himself informed –

Fancied that there were certain magistrates about the country that were a deal lighter-handed in dealing with the Romany tribes because Dumaine was being forbearing about their losses at the tables – or discreet about their liaisons with ladies of the Town – &C&C.

So they agreed to that course.

First thing the next morning, therefore, she indited the letter, sealed it, and stuck on a stamp. Would pass a receiving-house or so on her way to the agency so that she might dispatch it expeditious.

When she arrived at the agency she found Dickie Smith in a very restless state saying that he had been very dutiful about cutting out newspaper reports and pasting 'em into the scrapbooks under Miss Frinton’s eye, but was there naught else he might do? Leda looked at him, reached to ruffle his curls, and said, why, this very morn as ever is, was going consult with an informant, and I fancy 'twould be very useful instructive for you to come along and be introduced and see somewhat of the matter. Will just tell Matt what we are about.

For would be entirely reasonable to go call upon Grigori at his pawnshop that lay on the fringes of Seven Dials, to see had he heard any intelligence concerning Blatchett’s watch or rings or fobs from amongst his connexion. And had had the intention of making an introduction for Dickie.

So after she had transformed herself into Larry Hooper, they took the eastbound omnibus along Oxford Street, and sat on the top, for 'twas a fine sunny day even was the breeze a little brisk.

One saw Dickie most impressed that Larry was known and had acquaintance in those parts! – greeted by several as they made their way to the pawnshop. But the time was not yet ready to introduce Dickie more generally, should proceed at a discreet pace.

The pawnshop was open, but peering in at the door, they could see that there was no-one about doing business at that precise moment, and Ludmilla Barron was polishing the counter. Law, that was a new thing – indeed one noticed the place a deal cleaner these days, no cobwebs anywhere. Wondered had she managed to spruce up Grigori!

La, Larry Hooper! cried Mrs Nat Barron, you are quite the stranger in these parts! And who is this young sprig?

Larry made the appropriate introductions, observing that Dickie was already of an age to appreciate Mrs Barron’s buxom charms, and enquired for Grigori.

She looked into the inner sanctum and declared that he was quite ecstatic to see Larry and his young friend, ushering 'em in.

The samovar was, as ever, bubbling away, and they both accepted glasses of tea, Larry silently indicating to Dickie to drink up mannerly even if 'twas not what he was used to.

A little general gossip was exchanged – matters running all very smoothly in Seven Dials – had no doubt they would be seeing parties of young swells now that Society was returning to Town –

Eventually Grigori cleared his throat and said, that matter of certain adornments – have had intelligence of attempts to sell 'em –

Passed over a scrap of paper on which were scrawled the places where the transactions had took place.

Matched very tidily with the reports over Blatchett’s endeavours at horse-trading! One might deduce he aimed for the coast – hire some kind of vessel to take him to the Continent – though how he purposed to live once he attained those shores was a conundrum!

That is most exceeding useful – we are fee’d to this inquiry and may show generous –

Grigori nodded, then said that he apprehended that Mr MacDonald was aiding the investigation?

Larry grinned. Lord, I fancy they will call it aid but I fancy if they come at any solution to the tangle 'twill be by his hand.

They all chuckled.

But agreeable as Larry found it to foregather once more with Grigori, and also with Ludmilla, that was of the opinion that the parrot Zanty at Black Tom’s was like to have another brood, perchance they should call in Mr Josiah Ferraby for his considerations on the matter? - law, Josh Ferraby was quite the general favourite! – was high time they should be about their business, so took their leave.

Dickie dragged his feet somewhat about the return, no doubt in anticipation of more work over press reports.

How should it be, young Dickie, did you come with me to take a look over Mr Chellow’s chambers this afternoon? Now we have been as 'twere authorized to the task by Sir Antony.

O, prime! gasped Dickie.

So after they had reported their findings and Frinton had recorded them in her file on the case, Leda disclosed their intention to Matt.

Why, should perchance wait upon seeing whether the keys were found upon him and might be sent - Matt winked and tapped his nose – but who knows but some crony of Chellow’s might endeavour to break in, 'tis entire best to be as beforehand as we may.

So with this tacit permission to employ her skills with locks, they set forth to those chambers that might by courtesy be said to be in St James.

'Twas no great task to open the door, upon a rather fusty unaired and very untidy interior.

Hmmm –

Frinton, said Dickie, would have an entire fit! For one perceived bills, letters, &C, scattered wholesale about various surfaces extreme haphazard.

Leda picked up the closest handful and examined the dates. It was no surprize to see them well past. She sighed. Well, let us shovel these into some receptacle, for I daresay Sir Antony will feel obliged to settle the outstanding accounts.

Given such disorderly habits, she wondered whether he had even taken any concern to conceal any secret matters, but as Dickie went about gathering up all the documents – including the ones that had drifted to the floor - she undertook a search for any hidden compartments.

And the bureau, besides having pigeon-holes overstuffed with yet more very overdue bills, was revealed to have a false bottom of no great subtlety – Leda sneered – in which she found several sets of dice, that she fancied cogged, a package of daguerreotypes, somewhat of the like she had seen at Vohle’s but less artistically presented, notes relating to debts of honour – she snorted – and bundles of letters.

Those were all best perused at leisure elsewhere.

Dickie came look over her shoulder. What are those?

Nothing, she said, sliding the daguerreotypes into an inner pocket of Larry’s jacket, that need concern you. Have you gathered up everything, we may be off, afore some neighbour or other comes poking around.

Nonetheless, she took a final survey of the place – knocking upon walls to ensure there were no secret panels – looking to see whether there might be a concealed safe. But one did not gain an impression that the late Mr Mortimer Chellow had been a very businesslike fellow: rather an amateur dabbler.


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Being admitted – at the front door!

She would not grow complacent yet, but Ginevra Frinton no longer felt constantly fretted over supporting their little household. No, they had now moved into a nicer more spacious house – could employ a girl to take a deal of the daily tasks from Ma’s hands – a woman to come in for the rougher work –

For it was not just that the Johnson Agency flourished and Mr Johnson was a generous employer, especial to what he called his inner cabal – Ginevra herself, that kept up the records of their cases as well as pursuing investigations when necessary, Solly that had a very fine insight into matters of finance, Tess Halloran, and Leda Hacker. That indeed gave some feeling of security!

But there was also this new departure of Carthew’s Select Stationery, that she had been brought in on. Had come into the hands of Mr Knowles as part of some business deal, very rundown and old-fashioned, but here he was seeing that it could be turned around and become flourishing. Had asked her at first to advize, from her understanding of the keeping of records, how one might devize ledgers and volumes suitable for various philanthropic bodies, and she had come along to having further notions for lines they might go into. And she had shares in the company.

Moreover, she was so much less worried about what would become of Walter. Here he was with a place at a very good school in the City, and had made excellent good friends, Mr Knowles’ son Adam, and his cousins the Ollifaunt boys Pip and Alec and TomTom, and becoming entirely part of their circles that included Sir Harry Ferraby’s family. So while Matt had ever said there would be a place for Walter in the agency, Ginevra was like to think that there would be other opportunities, besides his schoolmasters waxing very optimistic about his prospects of college.

Had not only managed to send Walter and Ma to Southend for several weeks over the summer, had contrived to spare a fortnight herself. And had offered to Lady Ollifaunt that perchance her boys might care to frolic by the sea? Had replied most exceeding gracious that her husband took the thought that 'twas perhaps time for Pip to understand somewhat of how elections got on, but it would be quite the kindest thing to have Alec and TomTom out of that turmoil.

Sure she had never anticipated, when she had been in such desperate case finding herself with child and deserted by that scoundrel, to find herself in such circumstance! Here she was, being admitted – at the front door! – to call upon Lady Demington, that shared her passionate fondness for stationery and keeping really good records of the various philanthropies she supported.

Ginevra was a little taken aback to discover that Lady Demington was not alone – but was in the company of another young matron, of around her own years, very stylish dressed.

That exclaimed, La, Rachel, here am I, new come to Town after doing the dutiful MP’s wife in Firlbrough, never thinking that of course you will be about your usual bustle!

Oh, poo, Scilla, this is a matter of friendly converse over notebooks and ledgers! Permit me to make known to you Miss Ginevra Frinton, of Carthew’s Select Stationery and the Matt Johnson Agency – I daresay in your new role you may well have requirements – Miss Frinton, Mrs Robert Wallace.

Ginevra dipped a small curtsey.

Mrs Wallace gave a little lopsided smile. Requirements of stationery or investigations?

Stationery, one hopes! said Lady Demington.

Ginevra cleared her throat and remarked that they had been commissioned to looking into certain accusations of corruption during the late election, but she had had naught to do with that. But on the matter of stationery, she had something to lay before Lady Demington – these little pocket diaries for ladies – with space for memoranda – several pages of useful information – will fit into reticules –

O, very prettily got up! cried Mrs Wallace, and just the kind of thing one needs. But I could certainly do with larger notebooks – Bobbie – Mr Wallace – and I are going to be obliged to give a deal of dinner parties and it would be very useful to keep a list of who we dined when and what we fed 'em –

Why, said Lady Demington, that is a prime notion – I daresay we shall be doing the like for Artie’s agricultural set –

Why not, suggested Ginevra, a nicely printed dining book? Guests on one page – menu vis-à vis – mayhap an index

After she had taken some notes in her memorandum book about the likely requirements, she sat back with a cup of excellent good coffee and a scone, about to enquire about how the philanthropic set was getting on, when Mrs Wallace gave a little cry.

O, is it not the Johnson Agency that is about the matter of finding out the evidence concerning the bigamous wretch O’Neill?

Ginevra conceded that that they were, and had recently had hopeful intelligence concerning the arrival on these shores of very convincing evidence pertaining to his living wife, that was now residing in Chicago.

Mrs Wallace let out a groan.

Lady Demington leant over to pat her shoulder. Scilla, she explained, is the daughter of Lord Fendersham, that still tends a flame for Lady Wauderkell even did she leave him, not quite at the altar, to elope with O’Neill.

And we are in the greatest worry that he desires to show magnanimous and forgiving and to give her the shelter of his name &C&C, even after all the scandal there has been.

Quite like one of her own tales! remarked Lady Demington. But really, Scilla, is it not given out that she has returned to the Roman faith – goes seek refuge in a nunnery

Ginevra was able to reveal that they knew somewhat of that – her Irish relatives had been seeking her, in order to settle some legal matters over their property in Cork – long to be reconciled – there is some antient suitor now a widower, has hopes

Quite extraordinary! exclaimed Mrs Wallace. The most trying woman – horribly affected in her manner –

Ginevra shook her head and remarked that they saw a deal of how men could be beguiled, in the agency, and told 'em a few stories. Not, she added, that there are not also scoundrel men that go deceive women.

But, she said, speaking of the agency, 'twas high time she went there about her business.

When she re-entered there, she found young Dickie Smith being most meritorious diligent about cutting pieces out of the newspapers and preparing 'em to be pasted into the correct scrapbooks – ruffled his hair and said, was coming along! – and then went along to the wardrobe so that she might tell Tess about what Lady Demington and Mrs Wallace had been wearing.

Ah, said Tess, that was unmending certain garments for when presentation as a beggar was necessary to some investigation, daresay they go be dressed at Mamzelle Bridgette. Lady Wallace has been being dressed there time out of mind, would have made the introduction for her daughter-in-law.

Came in Leda Hacker, in her guise as a gypsyish character that went about backdoors selling lucky white heather: at the present moment to discover no very sinister matter but to establish whether the Potter-Welch Agency could be confident in sending servants to the household that the conditions would be entirely to the standard they expected. Desired to be made respectable once more – had appointments to go advize on being secure from ken-cracking

As she was about the business of changing, there was a rap upon the door and Solly enquiring whether the ladies were in a state that he might enter. Leda smoothed down the skirts, addressed the buttons of the bodice, and Tess called to him to come in.

Important business! he said. Some fellow that looks exceeding Quality arrives wishing to speak to Matt on a delicate matter

Tess asked when were they spoke to on any matter that was not delicate?

– and is Frinton here and able to come and sit quietly taking notes after bringing in a tray with the best glasses and the good brandy, for one sees that beneath the outward phlegmatic show proper to a gentleman the chap is in some agitation, would be glad could she bustle about it.

Ginevra nodded, went into the records room to pick up a notebook and pencil, that she tucked into her pocket, ensure that Dickie was still diligently employed, and take from the cupboard the requisite items of hospitality.

She conveyed these into Matt’s office, where he already had the gentleman – very sober dressed, with a black armband – ensconced in the comfortable chair beside his desk – and was assuring him that the agency was entire apprized of the necessity for discretion in the matters that were brought to 'em. Ginevra placed the tray upon the desk at Matt’s elbow, and went to sit in the quiet corner at the back of the room, drawing out her notebook as she did so.

Law! 'twas Sir Antony Chellow, the brother – half-brother – of that wretch Mortimer Chellow that had got himself murdered at Lord Trelfer’s estate very recently.

Indeed, he agreed, as Matt conveyed his condolences, he would be very glad to discover who had done the deed, but understood that was already in the hands of the authorities – being pursued with the majesty of the law – given out that Blatchett’s conduct displayed guilt

No, that was not his mission here today.

He sighed, and took a positive gulp of Matt’s good brandy.

'Twas not an entire shock to me that my brother should come to a bad end – had been give to very detrimental courses – kept shocking poor company – my father had urged me to look after him but he was his own worst enemy –

After a good deal of rambling around the matter, that was entire common in such cases, he came to his point. He was in some worry that Mortimer Chellow had been involved in a deal of very hugger-mugger business – gaming-debts at best – feared there was worse – would be exceeding grateful for the Johnson Agency to look into his affairs in advance of any horrid revelations that might come out.

A very prudent thought!

Matt went about to find out what Sir Antony knew of Mr Mortimer’s affairs – less than he would have liked – had the address of his chambers close by St James – had been desired to resign from such clubs as he had been a member of –

Matt said that was a start and they would be about it.


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Agreeable to work with a professional

It was entirely a done thing, given her condition, for the modiste to come to her residence to make alterations and perchance take measurements for new gowns for the forthcoming Season – though by the time 'twas the full Season, Zipsie – Zipporah, Baroness Rondegate – fancied, she would be no longer going out was she not already lying-in. But it was a considerable mark of esteem that Mr Maurice of Mamzelle Bridgette came himself to their fine Belgravia mansion to be about the matter!

Complimented Zipsie on how much she was in looks – quite blooming – yes, one saw that there would need to be certain lettings out but there had been forethought took in the first making up and 'twould be no great trouble.

'Tis indeed, said Zipsie, come about very expeditious upon the heels of the nuptials!

Quite the family tradition! remarked Mr Maurice. He turned to Berridge to explain the clever device by which garments might be expanded over the coming months, the effect would be entirely subtle

Berridge observed closely and remarked how very cunning that was – could not at all tell –

Quite so. And the like with any new gowns, so that they may be readily taken in in due course.

Of course one knew that Mr Maurice was quite the artist in matters of dress, but this was also most exceeding practical, thought Sir Oliver Brumpage’s grand-daughter.

Mr Maurice, with Berridge’s assistance, began to tidy up his things. It is being given out, he said, that your Fairleigh-Merrett cousins are coming to Town?

Zipsie, apprehending that any business requiring her to stand was now accomplished, sat down, and sighed. Indeed so – Edith and Amy – my mother has promised to give 'em at least a Season in Town – present 'em at Court &C – all the proper things. 'Tis give out that they are the entire belles of Herefordshire and the adjacent counties but I doubt not they will be somewhat behind the style.

Berridge was heard to murmur sad provincial dowds under her breath.

Lady Abertyldd has already begged me to give 'em a fitting or two, said Mr Maurice. 'Tis beforehand enough that should not be any trouble.

Zipsie grinned. She might have known Mama would already be about planning the campaign. Had some notion was already arranging about singing lessons.

It was, she thought, a considerable relief that her present condition meant that she would not be required to bustle as much as maybe to advance her cousins’ interest! A music-party or so, that she and Cecil would be holding anyway.

After Mr Maurice had departed, Berridge remarked upon what a civil gentlemanly fellow he was – 'tis a strange trade for a man but sure he has considerable talent.

As she went on with general matters of tidying up the dressing-room, she looked thoughtful, and ventured that she dared say the Misses Fairleigh-Merrett might not yet have their own personal maid? Or mayhap Her Ladyship already had that in hand –

Zipsie looked at her. Fie, Berridge, do you have a candidate to advance?

Berridge blushed a little. Have a cousin that is looking for a place – entirely understands all the arts of dress &C –

Well, I will mention it next time I speak to Mama.

But knowing Lady Abertyldd, this was all already under hand!

The devoted ladies – Miss McKeown and Miss Lewis – had been returned from their sanitive sojourn in Weymouth for a week or so and had already paid a couple of visits to Zipsie to see how her voice did and that her playing was not in the least affected.

Today Zipsie was in expectation that Thea would be coming for her lesson, since she apprehended that Dumpling Dora had no fears that the Rondegates were going to covertly introduce a Puseyite or a Jesuit into the household and that 'twould entirely be a matter of polishing Lady Theodora’s singing.

And here Thea was! Came and was most unwonted demonstrative in her greeting, falling upon Zipsie’s neck and showing somewhat tearful at the reunion.

O Zipsie, it has been entire frightful, even is Simon no longer creeping spying about the household – I would be, sinful though 'tis, wishing him rough seas all the way to Peru would that not also afflict that agreeable Lady Fendersham and Mr Enderby. Artie has been a tower of strength but he can do nothing to dissuade Mama from her fears.

Zipsie patted Thea on the shoulder and sat her down on the sopha.

And so much company – and agreeing to sing – pretty songs to entertain our guests –

Horrible! Zipsie agreed.

While she still had considerable doubts about whether her brother Ollie was really suited to be Thea’s husband, she sometimes wondered whether any marriage at all would at least provide an escape from Lady Pockinford’s maternal fears and frets. Ollie was alas not, perchance, going about the right way to win the Pockinfords’ approval – though it might win him Thea’s – by making himself useful to Hughie Lucas at St Wilfrid’s. She supposed that the church organ was a great inducement, but Ollie was spending a deal of time in those somewhat sordid parts in the East End and observing Hughie’s ritualistic practices.

The devoted ladies were ushered in, expressed themselves delighted to see Thea – for however tiresome she had found her sojourn at Pockinford Hall, those long weeks in the country air had her looking very much in health! – and all proceeded to very agreeable lessons, afore sitting down to a substantial tea.

Zipsie said she did not know what matter of bribery or exchange of favours or secret receipts there had been, but Cook now had the knowledge of how to make Miriam Roberts’ unparalleled lemon cake!

Excellent well! said Lydia Lewis, helping herself to a large slice. Sure Miriam is entirely her mother’s daughter.

Weymouth had been delightful – entire charming – but very pleasing to get back to Town. And they dared say Lady Rondegate had already heard, the very kindest thing in Lady Abertyldd, already commissions dear Mr Duncan for your cousins’ singing lessons.

For one knew that Mr Gordon Duncan was still very much dependent upon his earnings, having a large family that were in very similar situation, so unlike the situation of Miss McKeown, left a snug legacy by the banker that had her in keeping for many years. So that she need only take a few pupils for the interest she found in the business, and she and her dear friend could live a comfortable if modest life.

Why, one supposes they have had some sort of instruction – my aunt Cissie was well-trained – Sir Charles doats on music – 'tis not all cows

Although, said Thea, Artie says they have an excellent fine herd!

Really, a little friendly company – serious interest in her singing – trying over some new pieces – Zipsie saw that these improved Thea’s spirits considerably. She heard that Trembourne House was being opened up, though then took the thought that doubtless Dumpling Dora would have issued edicts against Thea seeing Nora – Lady Eleanor Upweston – that shared her religious leanings.

Sure, there was enough bustling these few days that she hardly missed her husband, that had been called to his mother’s side in Tunbridge Wells – one of her flutters was entirely due, alas, I must go show sympathy, and suppose 'tis now time I disclose our happy news, he sighed. Will doubtless advize wrapping you in quilts and making you lye still upon a sopha for the next months. They both groaned.

Here was dear Lydy Marshall and her harp, come to rehearse a piece or two that they were like to be desired to play at Mrs Knowles’ next music-party – and mayhap have in hand was they requested to offer their talents for a drawing-room meeting for some good cause.

It was ever very agreeable to work with a professional like Lydy. Any praise meant something, was not mere politeness!

As they sat over tea and lemon-cake after rehearsal, Lydy cleared her throat. Dared say Lady Rondegate had heard of her sister Clo

Oh yes, my husband entirely doats upon her songs!

– has lately heard round and about a little tune Fox in the henhouse

O, that will be Ollie!

– mentioned you writ it. Thinks it would work up – with some change in the words – into a very effective piece for her performance. Wonders might she come speak to you about it – does not wish to presume

Zipsie gasped, gathered her wits, and cried, O, I should be quite honoured to speak to such an artiste! Have long wished to hear her perform, but in my present situation –

It was agreed to convoke concerning a mutually convenable time.

So much less agreeable, here came Mama – well, Mama was agreeable enough, but she brought with her Edith and Amy Fairleigh-Merrett, that Zipsie had had the intelligence from Lotty and Gianna had a notion of her as one that had lingered several years upon the Marriage Market and had settled for a mere baron. And that they supposed 'twas only a question of which of 'em would be Sallington’s choice and which Talshaw’s.

Well-enough looking – had not yet been to Mamzelle Bridgette, one observed – and, hah! a little taken aback at how very elegant fine an establishment this was – their eyes at once went to that fine pianoforte – how exceeding well-dressed Zipsie herself was –

O, and they were more than a little put about that they were taking lessons with dear Mr Gordon Duncan! Had hoped that they might study with Mr Titus Marshall –

Zipsie saw her mother covertly roll her eyes. They all had the greatest admiration for Marshall’s talents, but he was a fine upstanding handsome black fellow that Zipsie imagined Mama feared would arouse quite inappropriate emotions in her nieces. Unlike stocky balding Mr Duncan.

As they were murmuring over this, quite the happiest thing! came in Cecil, that she had not expected yet, and made most exceeding affectionate towards her before desiring to have introductions made.

Edith and Amy, she observed, were impressed both by this display of matrimonial devotion and Cecil’s looks.

After they had departed – what a pair of minxes! he remarked – she disclosed to him the approach from Clo Marshall and he begged that he might be present at their meeting – mayhap she might demonstrate a song or two?

O, I greatly hope so!

They smiled at one another in conjugal amity.


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Contrivance was in hand

Clorinda looked at her darling Leda across the breakfast table. Well, she said, here is a useful piece of intelligence that dear Sandy has been able to obtain from Blatchett’s man. The various items of vendable value that he was decked with when he went out a-riding the day on which poor Mortimer Chellow was discovered dead –

Poor Mr Chellow? Leda raised her eyebrows.

Well, one might have hoped that he would have come eventually to repentance – Clorinda pulled a pious expression – though, she went on, I fear 'twas exceeding unlikely. And shooting a fellow in the back is really considered quite the lowest ton, I apprehend.

She sighed. Sandy is like to suppose that did Blatchett intend flight, having departed so very precipitate, there might be some endeavour to pawn or sell his watch – his rings – a stick-pin – fob – or so –

A grin dawned on Leda’s face as she reached for the last pikelet and the mulberry preserve. Oho. And here is Larry Hooper on most excellent terms with one that might have connexions to discover further information.

I also wonder, she continued, lavishly buttering the pikelet, whether he would have sold the horse.

Hmm. Indeed we have here a very interesting problem, and I fancy Sandy is already a hound that lifts his nose to the scent and wishes pursue –

Leda nigh choked on her mouthful at the picture this conjured.

But indeed, I must apprehend that the forces of law take the matter under advizance – that no-one has commissioned an investigation –

After mopping her chin with the napkin, Leda remarked that she had had some design to go introduce young Dickie to Grigori, as a general matter of advancing his capacities about the agency, for he came on exceeding promising. So did she so, might just mention the matter to Grigori. 'Twould do no harm to have the business in hand.

Quite so. On the matter of the horse, I daresay Sandy will have already thought of placing advertizements in local newspapers –

They looked at one another with some satisfaction. Leda gulped down the last of her coffee and stood up. Must away to the agency – have a deal of much duller investigation to undertake, and advizing upon being safe from ken-cracking.

She went to kiss her beloved and nuzzle at her neck. Am desired to go call upon Dumaine this e’en – daresay he wishes to have Babsie go perambulate about the tables to keep an eye upon matters –

Very like! And I go dine very quiet and informal with the Grigsons, Lady Lucretia still being in mourning – I fancy the Rondegates may be there –

As Leda departed Clorinda felt the stirrings of all the various matters of Society that had been quiescent over the summer. For this shocking murder was one thing, but there was other business also on hand! – the matter of those vultures Lady Venchall and Mrs Bramby – a deal of little troubles here and there –

Certain young women from the country come to Town – Claudia Lucas to study at the Ladies’ College in Harley Street – Cissie Fairleigh-Merrett’s girls to be presented at Court and given a little polish by being taken about on the Season by her sister Lady Abertyldd –

Polly came in to clear the table and Clorinda went over to her desk. Her dear beloved desk that had been quite the finest and most thoughtful gift from dearest Josiah Ferraby, very out of the common way, when he had still been in the capacity of patron to the crack courtesan Madame Clorinda.

She took a little peep into the secret compartment that contained the miniatures of Flora as a child, and the letters from her beloveds in triangle, then closed it firmly and turned to the various matters of invitations that had already arrived, before she turned to the bothers of philanthropic business. All those must be dealt with before she might indulge her pen in inditing more on her tale of the French Revolution!

But she had only just commenced upon considering the Helena Fund, and whether one might do somewhat as a memorial to Hywel Jenkins – mayhap did she speak to dear Amelia Addington about some kind of special benefit performance? – when came in Hector saying, here was Mrs Nixon came calling, was Her Ladyship at home?

La, Hector, Hattie is one of my oldest friends, of course I am at home!

With a sigh she put aside the documents and closed the desk and went to sit by the fireplace, that at this still pleasantly mild season was adorned with a splendid arrangement of chrysanthemums. She knew the reason for Hector’s hesitation.

Hattie Nixon entered, crossed the room, and Clorinda stood to embrace her friend, that promptly burst into tears upon her shoulder. One quite appreciated that she displayed excellent ton in not displaying her grief at Hywel’s death in the presence of her husband – even had Nixon been long aware of her liaison with the actor – but it burst out thus whenever she came to see Clorinda. And mayhap 'twas the same when she saw Amelia?

She lifted her head, blew her nose and mopped her face. She sighed. Fie, I know 'twas a merciful release – however much dearest Amelia sought his counsel upon theatre matters, he was an actor, 'twas painful to him to no longer be able to tread the boards – but, so many years, I cannot help but feel it.

Quite so, my dear, 'twould be quite shocking did you not. Now, here comes Euphemia herself with coffee, and the cinnamon toast you particularly relish, quite hot and fresh.

These remedies applied, Hattie calmed down considerable, and in due course came around to disbursing her budget of gossip, for she still went to and fro and up and down gathering this.

O, do you say the Zellens have already come to Town?

Indeed so – have left young Hart in Cornwall looking after their business there – has lately married, the daughter of a neighbouring family. But Jack is come to Town to go study at this School for Mines, that the Prince Consort has established.

Sir Jacob has told me somewhat of that, is very impressed with the scheme.

Now, that was very material to a certain contrivance she had had in mind! Would go call on Honora Zellen this very day.

And Pockinford House is being furbished up, so I apprehend Dumpling Dora and the Earl will be coming to Town.

So philanthropic matters would soon be bustling! – Clorinda hoped that the Demingtons were also returned to Town, for Rachel Demington’s sound practicality was of great benefit in her mother-in-law’s schemes.

But the afternoon was consecrate to an entire different kind of philanthropy!

Yes, Lady Bexbury, Lady Zellen was entirely at home to her.

Honora Zellen rose from the sopha where she was idling leafing through The Ladies’ What-Not to come and kiss Clorinda. My dear! You are entire blooming! An agreeable summer I hope?

Clorinda agreed that to be the case, and heard that the Zellens had been celebrating a marriage?

Yes, Hart was at last wed – charming creature – old Cornish family – most suitable –

And one heard that Honora had some thoughts of traveling to Naples? For she had murmured about this upon hearing the intelligence that Verena, her youngest daughter – Lady Imbremere – that had reached that spot in her travels, was in a happy condition.

O, said Honora, as a tea-tray came in, have had the most sensible letter from Gussie. He considers that now Verena’s state is a little more settled, there can be no objection to traveling home – by easy stages – taking them gently – conditions so very greatly improved in these times –

One might quite understand that the heir to the Marquess of Offgrange would greatly prefer his first child to be born, was it not literally at Dambert Chase, at least on English soil with the attendance of British doctors and midwives!

Indeed, becomes almost a pleasurable jaunt these days! She sipped her tea and they exchanged a little idle gossip upon acquaintance.

Dear Honora. Still a very well-looking woman, even was she a grandmother several times over now. Had come to a most happy matrimonial concord with Sir Hartley after early difficulties – he patronized the discreet club for gentlemen of the disposition and she had conducted a series of genteel liaisons with younger men.

While the Zellens had long been part of their political set, Honora, unlike Susannah Wallace or Viola Mulcaster, was not a political lady. But what she was noted for was her understanding of Society and her ability to manage its expectations. There had never been any scandal. O, whispers that Cara – Adeline – Verena – were not Sir Hartley’s daughters – rumours there had been a fearful accident in one of his tin-mines – but he quite clearly doated on those lovely creatures – walked them to the altar – no, no scandal.

My dear, said Clorinda, I fancy you have no particular favourite at present?

Honora’s expression flickered as she said, la, perchance I should leave the fellows to the younger ladies.

Clorinda had surmized that Honora had approached very nigh the flames when Orlando Richardson had been the most acclaimed actor of the London stage and pursued by a very great number of ladies, many of whom one would never have previously been  suspected of such a course. And that she had taken the kinds of risks she had previously been careful to avoid.

Since then there had certainly been young fellows dangling about her – riding out beside her in the Park – squiring her at balls – but no special favourite.

Only, Clorinda went on, there is a young man of my acquaintance, unexpectedly fallen heir to a great title, is entirely the sort of chap that would benefit from association with a lady of your apprehension of correct ton. Need be no more than that – taking him up a little – polishing his manners – is a very pretty agreeable young fellow – Trembourne’s brother-in-law –

La, did I not see him at one of your soirées, must have been before his elevation? A scholar at Oxford? One could have no objection. I suppose mewed up in colleges they do not acquire any great experience of Society, 'twould be quite the charitable act to take him up.

Clorinda smiled. The contrivance was in hand.

 


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Not the quite overwhelming bustle

It made an immense difference, Hannah Roberts thought, that this year, she had not had to take up editing the Lowndes Press’ popular Christmas album, The Casket when Juliana Wauderkell had reneged on her responsibilities quite in the midst of 'em. That had been a great trial and put a deal of work onto Hannah’s already overburdened shoulders as a Lady of the Pen – her editorial duties on the monthly Oracle, and on the quarterly Speculum of Arts and Sciences, her own reviews and essays –

Quite before the demands of her mother, The Famed Seraphine, Goddess of the Culinary Arts, that Hannah should take on the role of amanuensis now she purposed turning her wisdom on kitchen matters into a book. That had been deferred into the proposal that Seraphine should first drum up interest in a series of columns in The Ladies’ What-Not, of receipts suitable for particular times and seasons, that had gone very well indeed, several having been reprinted as pamphlets. La, thought Hannah, tiffin parties everywhere, for that one had proved most exceptional popular.

At the moment, Hannah had her travelling desk open so that she might indite a pleasing little piece about the Gopals, that were the descendants of General Yeomans’ cook that had first taught Seraphine the culinary secrets of the East. On his death, being provided with a generous pension, had gone open an eating house near the docks for his seafaring compatriots. That had led to his son setting up in the wholesale spice business. There would certainly be advertizing for the fine spices they brought in! She would also work into the tale that although there was a most romantic story of the Gopals having found very proper Hindu wives among the ayahs that were brought back to England, that these poor women were oft shockingly abandoned by their employers. With information about the fine philanthropic efforts to aid the unfortunate creatures.

Looking out of the carriage window, she saw that they would shortly be reaching the station for Attings.

This year, she felt no hesitation at taking up the invitation from Dowager Lady Balstrup to go spend a few days at Attings whilst she and La Signora Umberti were in residence – any time, my dear, this is quite Liberty Hall! Indeed that would be agreeable, before Society started to do more than trickle back to Town and there would be a deal of events and occasions that she would have to pay attention to.

And here she was also, somewhat in the character of a mentor, bringing on beginners in the arts of review and writing pieces for the press – Chloe Ollifaunt, that was far too perceptive and telling a reviewer to linger writing for Steenie Beaufoyle’s Helicon, and Humphrey Thornton, that was already showing promising once he shook off a certain fusty academic style that he had doubtless been taught at Oxford.

Indeed there was still a deal she had upon hand, but 'twas not the quite overwhelming bustle of last year! Might pause to take breath occasional.

Though she did not suppose 'twould be entirely leisure and recreation at Attings. Was like to think La Signora had a deal of correspondence with Naples and other parts of the peninsula and might well have useful intelligence about how matters went there. Also, Lady Balstrup had waxed most effusive about these archaeological diggings on the neighbouring estate of Worblewood.

The name of Chilfer was very prepossessing! Had published an essay or two of his in The Speculum – good solid stuff about his excavations.  One might have confidence that all was being done in a very proper fashion – good practices, Hannah inwardly grinned.

She was also in hopes of contriving some private word or so with young Talshaw. Would still desire to sound out rather further that business of the manuscripts that Juliette de Clérault had entrusted to his ancestor, to preserve them from the furious ravages of the revolutionary mob, that the present Marquess had covertly sold. Had a notion that 'twould be of considerable interest to such a scholarly young fellow!

She folded up and locked her desk, and took up her valise, for she could tell by the slower motion that they were approaching the station.

Upon their arrival, the guard was very expeditious about telling a porter to be brisk about the lady’s trunk, there! as she conveyed him a suitable compliment. While it never hurt to be known a friend of the Ferrabys, that were shareholders in the company, 'twas prudent to show oneself appreciative of good service.

The weather was mild enough that 'twas no ordeal to take the station fly for Attings – she doubted not that had it been adverse they would have sent a closed conveyance – so she gave the porter suitable remuneration as he tipped his cap, and they were off through the early autumnal countryside.

'Twas no great distance to Attings. It was a pleasant small estate, agreeable enough as exile for His Lordship’s mother while he and his wife kept state at Balsterforth and in Town, seeing the Dowager Countess as little as was consistent with not causing gossip. Quite entirely agreeable to Dowager Lady Balstrup – Balstrup and his tiresome Evangelical ways, and that sour-faced creature ever prating on her oeconomical housekeeping that he married – 'tis an entire ordeal to go visit 'em. How very fortunate that m’daughter ran off with her drawing-master, goes live in that charming house in Chelsea.

And indeed, there was Mr Apsteed becoming quite the acclaimed artist – not yet a Royal Academician, but had had his works shown in its Summer Exhibitions, obtaining good commissions – did not disdain to undertake illustrations for The Casket

Here she was, and the lady herself along with La Signora, perhaps not quite running out of the house – they were coming to late middle years if not quite elderly – but very eager to greet their guest.

Most pleasingly effusive manifestations of welcome! As they drew her indoors there were enquiries about dear Miss Ferraby, and dearest Mrs Verriker, and the darling children, and that sweet creature Mrs Marshall and that fine husband of hers, and those splendid creatures Mr and Mr Lowndes – and o, had not Hannah writ that they had appointed a tutor? How was that answering?

A very amiable learned young man – one of Lord Talshaw’s set at Oxford –

Quite the highest recommendation! cried Lady Balstrup.

– does not feel he has to cram and push young minds, but lead them gently in the paths of learning. Quite adores our darling Verrie – they have been designing a butterfly garden

La Signora declared that they should certainly embark on a similar experiment.

But, said Lady Balstrup, let them not, in their eagerness for her company, overwhelm Hannah. She would doubtless wish to repair from the journey. Tea would be served in the Primrose parlour.

Such darlings, thought Hannah as she went about this. For in her pastoral seclusion Lady Balstrup had by no means rusticated – had kept up with all the latest ideas – maintained an extensive correspondence – read widely – and it must have been quite the blessing to her to find a congenial companion in La Signora, that now the Reveley daughters were well-married found her occupation gone. Who had a comfortable pension from Lady Bexbury – she and Il Professore had been confederates of my late husband against the Bourbon tyranny, he would certainly have wished it – and no particular desire to return to Naples after so many years.

She went downstairs dressed in somewhat more suited to a country-house visit than to travelling – that will, nonetheless, Maurice had assured her, convey that you are a serious Lady of Letters.

It was, indeed, greatly admired by the ladies, especially the capacious pockets.

There was further exchange of intelligence about mutual acquaintance – including a certain amount of speculation over the demise of Mortimer Chellow – Lady Balstrup hazarded that Lady Mary, entire at the end of her patience with her detrimental half-brother-in-law, had hired an assassin –

But my dears, said Hannah at length, what is this I have heard about these diggings at Worblewood?

The ladies looked very complacent and said, la, they came on most satisfactory. Mr Chilfer was like to think they would uncover a mosaic – there had been thrown up certain small coloured tiles that were most suggestive, so they now go very careful and delicate –

But, said Lady Balstrup, you may interrogate the diggers yourself – we have proposed a tiffin party the day after tomorrow and have invited the company from Worblewood, and various local society –

Though, said La Signora, a tiffin party cannot be the novelty to Hannah that it will be in these parts.

Why, said Hannah with a grin, I fancy I could contrive, did I have the necessary spices to hand, to produce an acceptable tiffin myself – perchance not quite to Seraphine or Miriam’s standards, that are very exacting –

She was, no, quite entirely agreeable to going advize Cook in the matter!

That found her doing rather more than advize on the morn of the party itself, but she was able to leave everything in good order and go dress for company in good time.

Here were arrived already the parson and his wife – several of the local gentry – introductions were made – she discovered quite ardent perusers of the Ladies’ What-Not

And here came the Worblewood party! – mostly in mourning, of course – the Upwestons for the late Lord Trembourne, the Shallocks for the previous Lord Talshaw – but indeed, a little exchange of neighbourly hospitality, 'twas hardly going out into Society – Lord Trembourne’s secretary, young Averdale – Job Chilfer, that looked delighted to see her – oh, and Surgeon-Major Hicks, how pleasing, might give him news of Sybil.

Indeed he came over to greet her – had Lady Trembourne under treatment, for he had some very promising ideas that had already, one might see, had her moving a deal more easily, even though one also saw that she was increasing.

There was a deal of social matter to exchange with him, as well as encouragement to write up his very interesting views on the Sikhs for The Speculum. And then to foregather with Chilfer and hear about the diggings – being roofed over to protect 'em from the weather – she must come and see –

Conveying Thornton’s greetings to Averdale and Talshaw.

Finally contriving to have a quiet word with young Talshaw that she would greatly wish to discuss certain matters with about the Roughton Arching library at some time.


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Might as well be the moon

Gillie Beaufoyle stood upon the roof of Mellonby, smoking one of his brother Essie’s horrid cigarillos, in a fearsomely bad mood. This was a nightmare. Like one of those dreams where he was trying to escape from some Gothic dungeon and just as freedom seemed in sight, he was back in the labyrinthine depths –

Would he ever manage to leave England? Here it was, had been, o, you may take a fortnight or so to see your family – visit friends, afore leaving for Paris – and then came the election, and it had seemed desirable to have quite the family show to support the various borough and county candidates in seats where there was a Mulcaster interest. And when that was concluded, to that most unsatisfactory result, here had come this matter of one going about discovering secrets in order to hold 'em hostage for remuneration.

That had turned out to be a desperate cast by Lady Gabrielle in her extremity, and it had only been perchance that she had uncovered Nottinge’s dark secret and had nothing to do with him having a position in the Foreign Office, but merely that he would pay up not to have it revealed about Society. And all the other instances had been matters of gambling debts – imprudent letters exchanged – souvenirs of illicit liaisons – pawning family jewels - &C.

With that clarified, he was in hopes that he might at last take his congé, but there had been this invitation Essie had already accepted to Mellonby, that he had agreed to when he had supposed that it might be material to unravelling the mystery. Would seem uncivil to cut, especial when Trelfer was manifesting such good ton, in the light of Lady Leah’s conduct over the past months, as to invite Gillie in the first place.

Really, he would be very glad indeed to cease being a cynosure among the ladies of Society! Not merely the younger set, that should be thinking of suitable marriages rather than making up to a younger son making his career in the Diplomatic, but certain married ladies had been quite embarrassingly flirtatious towards him.

And now, here he was embroiled in this imbroglio of Mortimer Chellow’s murder.

Baden-Baden, where he knew the Dowager Lady Trembourne – Rosy – was now undertaking covert work in the interests of the nation, might as well be the moon, he fumed.

Lord Gilbert, said a voice with the faintest trace of a Scots accent behind him. Might I desire a word or so?

He turned to face Alexander MacDonald, MA, that was known a very clever fellow indeed. Essie had quite insisted on desiring his presence here following the ghastly events that had occurred, and one saw that he was no stranger to disruptions of the even tenor of life. Had looked upon the situation quite in the same fashion as he contemplated a chess-problem.

Gillie nodded. Speak on, he said.

While, MacDonald began, certainly things look very black against Blatchett – his disappearance is very much against him – I am like to wonder whether, given Mr Chellow’s reputation, there were others in the company bore him any grudges.

Gillie smirked and said, aside from the Beaufoyles?

Quite so – you are both fortunate in your really excellent alibis. But while your continued presence in the Armoury – and that of Lords Trelfer and Elkington – is thoroughly well-attested, did the rest of the audience all remain there?

Gillie shrugged. How should I know? Was being besought to demonstrate certain weapons – to fight bouts –

Cool grey eyes gazed at him through spectacle lenses. And you did not have a very fine sense of where everybody was, where they were moving – ?

Of course he had. It was quite second nature to him.

He sighed and said, let him call up the recollection. Had been particular watchful, having some concerns that there might be one or another went to contrive some accident, that could be a serious matter with blades in question – or merely went play the fool with similar results. Or that one might have previously ensured that there was a pistol less harmless than supposed –

MacDonald raised his eyebrows. Extreme cautious, he remarked. Though also prudent. Certain of the guests, besides Frimleigh that you know of, had been victims of Rathe and his confederates. Have wondered how much Chellow knew of that business. Was known to frequent those circles – was not revealed as one of Rathe’s confederates – but one fancies him a fellow known to have a considerable acquaintance amongst pawnbrokers, moneylenders, &C –

He took out a small memorandum book and jotted down a note.

Gillie, that had been gathering his own thoughts, said, Frimleigh certainly left for a considerable while –

What, he did not offer to show the cavalry way with a sword?

Showed better sense than might have been anticipated, or mayhap still has some lingering embarrassment over the straits I saw him in in Buda-pesth and Vienna.

One need not recount either the temporary sequestering of Frimleigh in a discreet private madhouse until all of his unedifying story had been sounded out, nor his subsequent adventures in the taverns and bordellos of Vienna with the late Talshaw, chaperoned by Gillie.

But one could well imagine him exactly the kind of fellow to find himself in Chellow’s toils.

Fraylingham wandered away – Morseby left but only briefly – Rancastle disappeared for a while, I have a notion he had designs on one of the maids – may have been the like with Fraylingham, now I think on it –

Hmmm. MacDonald scribbled another note in his memorandum book.

Angerson was absent for a time – went off with Balbershaw as I collect –

All of 'em, said MacDonald, connected with Rathe’s enterprize. One dares say they were led into courses they would prefer not to have disclosed to Society.

Gillie leant against the parapet and contemplated MacDonald. Greatly respected among his father’s Mulcaster set – perchance rather more radical in his opinions than even those, that were considered a radical set themselves among the Whig party – not, one understood, any more than the tame philosopher about the house to Lady Bexbury – one might have certain suspicions, considering those many years with the late Lord Raxdell, but was it so, the fellow conducted himself admirable discreet –

He stamped under the foot the stub of the cigarillo that he had been holding unsmoked for some time. Who was Rathe working for? he asked. Was he an agent of the Tsar?

MacDonald glowered and said, naught so honest.

Gillie appreciated that. One might quite understand the position of one’s opponent working for another power, 'twas the nature of the business. There was a degree of honour in it.

No, MacDonald went on, as we fathomed it out from his proceedings, and the documents we were able to retrieve and decipher, he was a freelance, and in many cases playing a long game. Quite what they say, he added with a disgusted wrinkle of his nose, about Yankees as bustling businessmen. Building up influence and connexions that would be of utility to him.

Gillie made a noise of revulsion, since spitting would be vulgar.

Had one confederate that was from somewhere in Germany, or mayhap Switzerland – that was removed from the board himself – but we could not see that he had any particular allegiance to any in those parts. No, it was, we supposed, in the nature of a commercial enterprize – political intelligence for remuneration –

Gillie raised his eyebrows. I see now why – He fell silent. No need to reveal Sir Vernon’s frets over Nottinge.

They were standing in silence as Gillie continued to digest these revelations, when came out of one of the attic windows giving onto the roof his brother Essie.

There you both are! Very sensible to get out of that throng – lord, when I think they were gossiping upon Lady Gabrielle having the vapours, they are much of a twitter themselves.

Gillie grinned a little reluctantly. Have you heard that thing Ollie Parry-Lloyd will perform do you give him the least chance? Fox in the henhouse, fox in the henhouse? And all looking from one to another in case one of them is the fox.

Essie grinned back. I find it hard to imagine any of 'em displaying a vulpine cunning! – MacDonald grimaced and nodded – but I did not come looking for you two in order to expatiate upon the intellects of the company. There was a telegram came for Trelfer, from Sir Antony Chellow, is coming to arrange for the body to be borne to the family vault.

One is very sorry for the Chellows, said MacDonald. Did any couple not deserve the kind of trouble that has come to 'em through the machinations of that detrimental half-brother and his associate, 'twas Sir Antony and Lady Mary.

Gillie took the thought that indeed, one would not wish much further delay in proceeding with the matter of disposing of the remains of Mortimer Chellow. He fancied that the corpse had revealed all the evidence it might – and from MacDonald’s thoughtful nod, that must be the case – and whilst the season was becoming autumnal, no longer anything like the height of summer, 'twas no time to have the body lingering around. A local undertaker had already been called to construct at least a temporary coffin.

They left the roof, and went to prepare themselves to greet Sir Antony – black armbands were distributed among the company, to show a proper sense of mourning.

Even, murmured Essie, is no-one very sorrowful over his demise.

The whole company was standing uneasily about the entrance hall when the carriage, that had been sent to the station for Sir Antony, rolled up.

Trelfer went out himself to greet Sir Antony, make suitable condolences – though perchance Sir Antony might also be relieved to be quit of a relation that had been somewhat of an embarrassment? – and conduct him in.

Sir Anthony nodded to the other guests – they were all already acquainted – and his face did not exactly light up when he saw MacDonald, but his expression became less gloomy.

There was some practical business undertaken concerning the dispatch of the coffin to – not to the actual family vault of the Chellows, but to the local undertaker who would perform all the necessities for the interment.

Dinner was exceedingly subdued.

The following morning, before taking his departure, Sir Antony went for a walk in the gardens with MacDonald. 

Now, thought Gillie, now, might I finally cross the Channel?

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How different 'twas to that sad time

Merridew was quite in raptures at how well the prime specimens in the Pockinford herd had done in the local agricultural show. Artie – Arthur Saxorby, Lord Demington, heir to the Earl of Pockinford, noted agrarian reformer – was very glad that various family responsibilities had kept him away from the show and that he could not be supposed to have had the least influence over the judgements!

Indeed they have come on, he agreed. For the herd had fallen off somewhat since the days of his grandfather, that had been somewhat of a monomaniac about his cattle, but now Artie took an interest, and had the benefit of the most modern thinking – and the very intelligent apprehension in bovine matters of Merridew, as head cowman – they were exceptional fine.

Added that Lady Jane Knighton had expressed some interest in coming see how things did –

Now, there is a lady understands cows!

Quite so, I feel myself but a novice compared to her.

There was a little discourse over how matters should go once the family had removed to Town – for his parents had conceded that they would be opening up Pockinford House and that his sister, Lady Theodora, Thea, would be appearing once more in Society under her mother’s chaperonage.

He and Rachel had been entirely prepared to offer Thea the hospitality of their own much smaller house – upon their marriage Rachel had declared, that much as she esteemed Dumpling Dora, and however much she was her deputy in matters philanthropic, she fancied she would run mad did she have to live with her. And Rachel had been well-endowed by a late great-aunt, so they could well afford this extravagance.

But even though neither of 'em could in the least be suspected of Puseyite leanings themselves, could not be denied that they were in some sympathy with Thea’s theological and liturgical differences with his Evangelical parents. Would certainly not constrain her from going visit her sister Aggie, Lady Agatha, that had married their cousin Hughie Lucas, now the incumbent of St Wilfrid’s, an East End parish. Was that not quite bad enough, Hughie was a Tractarian in his practices and there was a sisterhood in the parish that her parents greatly feared Thea inclined to.

Matters had been greatly exacerbated by the encouragement given by the Pockinfords to the overtures towards Thea of the nearly elderly Baron Fendersham, whose religious principles they entirely approved. Not to mention the offensive poking and prying of their brother Simon – subsequently revealed a great hypocrite – now on a journey to Peru as an assistant to the explorer Enderby that all hoped would mend his ways.

Finally taking his farewells of Merridew, and slapping the rumps of several of the herd, Artie started to make his way back to the Hall.

After perambulating through fields of cows, and noting their very satisfactory condition, he came to the gardens. A gentle rising mound was surmounted by a gazebo in the form of a Temple of the Winds, overlooking the lake, with its island, duck house that was a folly in the miniature likeness of the Royal Pavilion at Brighton, and congeries of ornamental waterfowl.

Seated in the gazebo, he found as he expected when he ascended there, was his sister Thea. He had no doubt that she had been, clandestinely, about those devotions – perchance following Keble’s Christian Year? – that their parents considered barely less anathema than the rites of Rome. This had become a practice with 'em – for it was certainly desirable for Thea to take healthful exercize, and she was known, timid though she was in many things, to have no fear of cows, so it seemed entire proper for her to accompany Artie on his daily visits to the herd.

Artie could see how very much she suffered under the constant fretful chaperonage of their mother, that seemed in some fear that left alone, Thea would at once run away to a nunnery. So she kept her busy and under her eye, that must, Artie considered, be very vexing.

For indeed, Thea’s conduct during the past months had been quite exemplary! Had been most meticulous in rising early and attending family prayers.  Had performed all the daughterly duties of paying and receiving visits with Mama. Had undertaken a deal of work for Mama’s charitable enterprizes – I know I am not Rachel, but I may be of some assistance. And most remarkable of all, had conceded to sing whenever they had company, that, with an election in progress, had been more often than usual. For Thea had ever been exceeding shy of singing when there was an audience of more than family.

He said something of this, as she rose with a backward glance towards the woods, adding that now the turmoil of the election was done, that ordeal would be over.

O, said Thea, with a thoughtful expression, I find it a good deal less of an ordeal since I have been having proper training with Miss McKeown – I find that I can as 'twere lose myself in doing it by thinking about my breath &C – and while can be a little tiresome, there is no horrid Lord Fendersham ogling me.

You will, Artie hazarded, be glad to get back to your singing lessons?

Oh yes – and to see dearest Zipsie again. I wonder whether Nora will be coming to Town – she sounds very settled at Worblewood – and with the Trembournes and the Saythingports both in mourning –

One supposes, said Artie, that the Undersedges will have business to attend to – will surely be in Town –

Grissie’s babies would certainly be a great lure for Nora! Thea agreed. But there are intimations that Myo is increasing – and I daresay there are cottagers’ families that she may go visit –

Perchance matters would come round a little easier for Thea once the family was in Town? But one fancied there would still be strict prohibitions on visiting Aggie and her family. And Sister Linnet Whitterby, to whom Thea was quite devoted.

Well, thought Artie, we should see. Who knew what the following months might bring?

It was agreeable indeed to enter once more into his own house. Was informed that Her Ladyship was at home and had company, and that Master Jonathan had been taken for an airing by his nurse, the weather being so very fine.

There was the very fine feeling of a household in good order – a bowl of fresh flowers in the hall – a fine smell of polish mingling with 'em – Artie remembered how different 'twas at that sad time when Rachel had been so very poorly and gone to Harrogate to recover. Now the house, he fancied, reflected the health of its mistress.

He went upstairs to wash off the grime of travel and to change, before descending to brave what he supposed was a ladies’ tea-party.

In fact he found his wife – he went over to kiss her cheek – in business-like convocation with Miss Frinton, that was a partner in some enterprize of Sebastian Knowles’ to do with stationery. Had, he deduced, designed certain ledgers that would greatly assist the business-like keeping of the details of philanthropic matters. For Rachel, herself most apt in such questions, was given to sigh, here are ladies very charitable and very willing, but la, not in the least business-like, the dears. So we give 'em these fine proper volumes, marked up already –

He greeted Miss Frinton, that rose and dipped a curtsey. Said she was just about to depart –

Indeed, said Rachel, grinning, I have detained you far too long I fear, once we start talking about fine stationery and the keeping of records the hours slip past.

Once she had gone – Rachel insisting that she should take the cakes that remained uneaten for her son and mother – Rachel rang for fresh tea and somewhat to it for Artie, and also gave orders respecting dinner –

Had not been entirely sure when he would arrive –

Artie grinned. Managed to tear myself away from the arms of my family! And proceeded to convey to her various family news, including quite a budget concerning his mother’s intentions for various philanthropic endeavours they had under hand upon her return to Town.

Rachel gave a little giggle. O, all is well beforehand! And I daresay she was in hopes of quite wearing Zipsie Rondegate to rags performing for drawing-room meetings &C, so I must convey to her that Zipsie is in a happy condition so must not be over-taxed.

That must be agreeable for Rondegate! He was given to expatiating upon his mother wishing to keep him well wrapped up until he had begotten an heir of the line.

And Zipsie too – says apart from some qualmishness of a morn, is very well – quite ravenous –

Came in a footman with fresh tea and a cakestand – anchovy toast – fruit cake – currie puffs –

Just the thing! said Artie, falling to.

Once they were alone once more, and he had took the edge off his appetite, Rachel folded her hands in her lap, looked at him, and made a hesitant throat-clearing noise.

Since we are talking of happy conditions – Artie – I have been to see Dr Ferraby –

Rachel! – you are not ill, I hope?

Not in the least, I went to see him to be assured that I was entirely well. And to ask him would there be any danger in giving Jonathan a brother or sister –

Rachel! He could hardly forget that she had nearly died in childbed of an infant that never drew breath.

And he said – and he told me he would be happy to speak to you on the subject – that childbirth was ever a perilous proceeding, but he did not think that in my case it would be so much more than the usual way that 'tis with women. That I have shown remarkable recuperative powers.

Well! He had the greatest respect for Quintus Ferraby’s opinions on matters of medicine and health. Had he not advized that it would be entirely beneficial to both of 'em to enjoy conjugal embraces even, in the circumstances, would it be prudent to employ certain devices that he recommended to prevent increase. Artie had no doubt that there were those would be shocked, but they had, indeed, seen the benefit.

Well, he said after a long pause, sure it would be very agreeable to fill the nursery. I will go speak to Quintus.

Rachel reached over to clasp his hand.


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More amiable and easy-mannered

It was certainly very agreeable to spend a few days in sumptuous Belgravia surroundings with the chaps – sure his elevation made no difference to Shallock, Talshaw as one must now call him, still the same excellent quiet fellow of good sense – and the Grigsons were all that was amiable.

For while Lionel Smithers was not quite residing in a garret and forced to strain his eyes over copying by candlelight, his lodgings were exceeding modest and in a much humbler quarter. His remuneration was sufficient to sustain the necessities of living – he still had laid away the rewards from various prizes he had won at Oxford – but he was aware that he was obliged to make his own way.

Even if it had come about that he had quite unexpected obtained the promise of pupillage in the chambers of that very noted advocate, Mr Geoffrey Merrett. A considerable advantage to one ambitious for a career in law!

But he was not minded to any display of extravagance. Father a provincial attorney with other children to educate – daughters to marry –

So it was very pleasant to have this holiday in a party of pleasure. It was also, he fancied, a useful education in Society manners – for he was feeling some qualms concerning this invitation – o, 'twas very kindly offered – expressed as, 'twould entirely do you good to get out of Town for a little while afore the term commences, and there will be no great press of society – to Monks Garrowby, family seat of the Earl of Nuttenford, Merrett’s brother.

Of course, one had some interest in seeing the place – great historical interest – and there was an archaeological investigation in the grounds of the monastery that had once stood there – fine gardens - &C&C – but one was daunted.

Lionel did not suppose he could take Averdale’s experiences at Worblewood as the – very newly elevated – Earl of Trembourne’s secretary as any guidance. Sounded a much smaller domestic circle, no pomp and circumstance about it.

So 'twas as 'twere a rehearsal to have this period in a house so well-attended by extremely polished servants – to observe certain subtle hints – had some notion of the form for dining but one supposed that Oxford colleges might be considerable behind the times and observe certain antient traditions

And – so very like him! – kindness quite above and beyond – Shallock – Talshaw! – remarked that they were much of a similar figure – was not going about much in Society at present, one had to observe the conventions given how very recent his brother’s demise – could well spare a set of evening-dress –

Had indeed been somewhat that had been troubling him – his good suit was well enough, but hardly what was meant by dress for dinner

No, really, am I ever driven to parricide – I cannot begin on how infuriating my father can be – may hope that you will be in a position to stand for me in court.

They had seen their friend look very put about by a letter received that same morn.

So, here he was driving up in the station fly to Monks Garrowby, very much relieved to discover that here, a fellow guest, was that noted Cambridge mathematician Joliffe, that he had already encountered at that soirée at Lady Bexbury’s. A very amiable chap with a dreadful stutter. Discovered to Lionel that he was in the habit of providing tutoring in mathematics to a set of young ladies that attended the college in Bedford Square, under the aegis of Mrs Geoffrey Merrett, that was herself a budding Mrs S-s-somerville.

Very fine work! Lionel remarked. One supposes their governesses have not prepared them for such study.

Here they were! A very impressive edifice. One also saw that Joliffe was already known to the – was he a butler? – that greeted 'em, and directed the matters to do with their baggage, and conveyed 'em indoors, where Mr and Mrs Merrett were waiting to welcome them.

Were shown up to their rooms, having been informed that tea was in the large drawing-room.

But indeed that was less of an ordeal than he had anticipated, once he had found his way there, encountering on his way the Honble Mr Gerald Merrett –

O, this place is out of the common confusing to navigate!  'Tis give out that either 'twas some design of the Sorcerer Earl in the days of Cromwell to facilitate the conjuring of angels and demons, or for less rarified purposes by our libertine ancestor in the days of the Mad King.

But, he went on, you are a friend of Lord Talshaw? I hear he goes assist at this excavation that Trembourne undertakes at Worblewood.

Lionel concurred that that was the case – strong suspicions that there was a Roman villa 'neath one of the fields – had a Mr Chilfer come advize –

Chilfer! exclaimed Mr Gerald. Now there is a fellow one would like to meet. Have read some of his writings.

I apprehend you have diggings here?

Indeed – the ruins of the monastery that our founding ancestor was responsible for dissolving under King Henry.

He showed some enthusiasm for immediately conducting his guest to view 'em, but at this juncture Mrs Geoffrey Merrett appeared in the corridor, saying she wondered whether Mr Smithers had got lost, 'twas a known thing.

They went into the drawing-room, where he was made known to the Earl and Countess, that were a great deal more amiable and easy-mannered than he had feared, the Countess bidding him sit by her while she served him tea, and gently interrogated him about his family.

What a very handsome lady she was, still, at her years.

Meanwhile, he could hear a more general conversation concerning the impending trial for bigamy of Mr Miles O’Neill –

I am in some confidence that our agent will at last have took ship from New York with all the evidence he has gathered from that rogue’s wife in Chicago –

Lady Leah Merrett sighed. The distances in America must be very vast? Is there not a deal of danger? You must be glad he arrived at all.

Danger? cried Mr Gerald. Is there not murder committed in our own land – what about this affair at Mellonby, then?

Geoffrey Merrett sighed. Let us not speak wildly of murder yet, he said. Certainly it looks very bad for Blatchett, having disappeared following the death of that scoundrel Chellow, but one can surmize –

The Earl grinned. Fie, Geoff, are you hoping to be retained for the defence?

His brother grinned back. Not in the least, Blatchett is an entire blackguard that I had rather have naught to do with, but even so – might have been playing the fool with a duelling pistol and shot Chellow inadvertent – or even come across him already shot by someone else, I do not doubt he had other enemies – and must have realized, the terms they were on –

Mr Gerald nodded. Reports from the other guests of hearing high words 'twixt 'em.

– that he would be the chief suspect. 'Tis an interesting puzzle, if not one – he gestured towards Joliffe – that can be resolved by mathematics.

Mrs Merrett remarked that one supposed that 'twould be impossible to calculate the trajectory of the shot – that might provide evidence.

Joliffe stuttered that had one seen where the body lay – the angle &C – mayhap determined the direction of the breeze – but doubted not that was too late now.

Lady Nuttenford murmured that dear Janey’s father was the late Admiral Knighton – had taught her early mathematics from his knowledge as a fighting sailor

As far as firearms went, Lionel excused himself from the shooting party a few days later, though had been offered a gun – no skills at all in that sport – was recommended a stroll in the gardens.

Leaving Mrs Geoffrey and Joliffe in deep mathematical discourse in the gazebo, he set off through the formal gardens – laid out, one understood, under the guidance of the present Earl’s father, a famed horticulturalist over whom there hung some cloud.

Fascinating enough to one that took an interest in the subject, but he was glad to pass into what he at first supposed was a wild garden and then took to be the boundary ground 'twixt the gardens and the park, of shrubbery and woodland.

Very pleasant to walk in. Paths clearly kept up – an occasional scampering rabbit – birds twittering and singing – coming up berrying and nutting season!

And here was an open wide glade, in which he observed a very young woman kneeling by a roughly hewn stone in the centre, humming a tune.

He stepped deliberately on a twig. She looked over her shoulder. The spectacles did not in least disguise her resemblance to Lady Nuttenford.

Lionel bowed. I fear I have not had the honour of your acquaintance – ? May I make myself known to you?

She scrambled up and made a very acceptable curtsey. Oh! I thought everybody had gone about the shoot! Indeed, do so.

He did so, and discovered that she was Lady Naomi Merrett.

And this, she said with somewhat of pride, is said to be the Merlin Stone. There is a deal of family history about it – and older history and some superstitions, before the first Earl cast out the monks, among the people of these parts –

Lionel went over to examine it: it appeared to be extremely antient worked stone.

'Tis said of the Sorcerer Earl, she went on, that he claimed that it bound benign spirits of nature to this place. And that when the Libertine Earl’s friends wanted to use it to call up the Devil, they were a very Hellfire set, he would by no means permit it, 'twas most unlike his ways.

She sighed. I should greatly like to attend one of these colleges for ladies in Town when I leave the schoolroom here but I daresay 'twill be being presented and making a debut. So that I might study history.

Lionel thought what a pity she was so young: for she struck him as ideally suited as a wife for Talshaw, but he was being urged to marry as soon as might be, as he complained.

That is a splendid ambition, he said. But there are – have ever been – ladies who are fine scholars without the benefit of college.

She blinked, and said with a thoughtful nod, here was her aunt Em that was considered extreme knowledgeable concerning the antient art of falconry.


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An excellent excuse to quit Wallesfern

Really, thought Sandy, the addition of ladies to Sir Godfrey Allder’s peripatetic philosophical convocations at Wallesfern had improved 'em considerably. O, had been somewhat of trouble when Sir Godfrey had took unto himself a very young wife, that wished to impose certain society conventions upon the company, such as withdrawing the ladies from the dinner-table, but one saw that under the influence of Flora Ferraby, that she took in great admiration, came to see the different manners that pertained here.

For sure, the gentlemen were not going to get beastly drunk as they circulated the port, and talk bawdry and mayhap bellow out coarse hunting songs! Might engage in somewhat freer discourse than their earlier convocations over politics – the unsatisfactory outcome of the late election meant that these were still a burning topic – the progress of science, &C&C – the position of women – but never anything vulgar about the talk.

A few days ago, indeed, the appearance of a fine tribute to the late actor Hywel Jenkins in The Oracle had spurred a deal of reminiscence from those that had seen him in his heyday, whether 'twas in tragedy, comedy, history, pastoral, pastoral‑comical, historical‑pastoral, tragical‑historical, tragical‑comical‑historical‑pastoral. Leading to wider converse on the value of art and its power to move the emotions.

As they moved into the drawing-room there was a suggestion that mayhap they might read certain poems or telling passages to the assembled company. La, said Lady Wallace, that was well-known to be the political writer Aspasia, gesturing with her lorgnette, do we so, might I beg that Mr MacDonald will give us his fine interpretation of the works of Burns?

Well, he ever travelled with a volume of those works – and was ever eager to make 'em better known on this side of the border – so entirely conceded to this desire.

He had, perhaps, not anticipated the effect of mellifluous Scots on little Lady Allder –

That commenced upon gazing at him with quite rapt attention for the rest of the evening, and, indeed, manifested the like over breakfast the morn and throughout succeeding days.

This present morn he had managed to make an escape to go smoke a cigar in the shrubbery afore she waylaid him, and was contemplating over this somewhat embarrassing development when came up to him Flora Ferraby and Hannah Roberts, that were also taking the air.

They nudged one another and rolled their eyes and he perceived that they had noted the matter and considered it in the light of a jest -

Is’t not, remarked Flora, falling into step on his lefthand side as Hannah took the other, somewhat the like of what dear Tiger has said about certain matters of reading Goethe – writing pamphlets upon the Bourbon tyranny in the Two Sicilies –

La, sighed Hannah, he is a dangerous fellow, she is entire smitten.

'Tis entirely, said Sandy scowling, to be attributed to the fine words of the Ayrshire Bard and naught to do with myself.

They positively sniggered, as the three of 'em continued to promenade in the shrubbery, and said, fie, they would be telling Maurice the tale!

I beseech you, said Sandy, in the name of friendship, do no such thing. And, to change the subject, I perceive that Mrs Veriker has not joined us?

'Tis rather too large a company for her – with a smaller number, 'twixt lip-reading and her hearing-trumpet, she can manage very well –

When he thought about it, it must be so.

– so she accompanies the children to the seaside with Ellen and Gordon, most agreeable for all. And one or another writes daily, so that we know that all is well.

Flora turned her head. And there, I think, comes today’s first post! Let us go in.

He had finished his cigar and could make no very telling excuse to stay out longer, so returned with 'em to where the butler was sorting the letters that had just been delivered.

He handed one to Sandy, that had not particularly been expecting any epistolary communications at this time – the handwriting seemed familiar –

Flora and Hannah were laughing and exclaiming over the exploits of their orphans, as he borrowed a paper-knife from the butler to slit the envelope and see what was the ado.

Hah! 'twas from Sallington! – and the direction was from Mellonby –

He suppressed the Scots oath that threatened to form on his lips as he read the intelligence therein.

Mortimer Chellow found dead in the trout-stream – at first supposed had fallen in and drowned, perchance not altogether sober, for surely a man in his senses could easily have climbed out – but when his body was retrieved, a bullet-wound discovered –

Shot through the back, it would seem.

Blatchett nowhere to be seen –

A duelling-pistol missing from the armoury –

The company, wrote Sallington, behaving like a barnyard of headless chickens, though my aunt Martha would doubtless claim that even without heads hens would behave more sensible – one hears it give out that you have a certain reputation in delicate matters of this kind –

Sandy snorted. He did not think that there had been any mysterious deaths among his investigations – once or twice, Matt Johnson, in the Bow Street days, might have consulted him on cases, had he not done so concerning the sad end of Foliott Fanshawe? but had mostly been desired to look into certain suspected larcenies &C. But perchance he could at least knock a little sense into this crowd –

And 'twould be an excellent excuse to quit Wallesfern! he thought as Lady Allder came drifting into the hall.

So he made his apologies and departed for what turned out to be a rather tiresomely complicated railway journey followed by a lengthy drive to Mellonby.

He found Trelfer in a state that must have put everyone in mind of his sister, nigh on hysterics. Surely, he kept claiming, it must have been some poacher, firing wildly – an accident –

Had they, enquired Sandy, summoned a local surgeon yet? He might be able to extract the shot and one might see the kind that it was.

He was not sure this would be possible, but at the very least a surgeon must be called. Everything must be done according to the rules –

A coroner’s court &C.

It was some time before he was able to have some calm and sensible discourse with Sallington and his brother, but they were able to provide information that he found considerable reassuring.

At the time when one must suppose the act to have taken place, the entire rest of the company, save for Blatchett, had been in the armoury –

Watching Gillie demonstrate the arts of the blade, said Sallington, as his brother blushed a little, or examining the duelling pistols &C. I was not there myself, because the housekeeper was showing me the family paintings –

Sandy grinned and said that they must be very gratified that Lord Gilbert had such a very strong alibi.

They grimaced, then nodded. But, said Lord Gilbert, who knows whether there had been similar dealings concerning other chaps’ sisters? I think everyone was about the armoury all the time, but really, I was so beset even when I was not urged to a passage or so.

Quite so. Well, let us go take a look at Blatchett’s chamber –

His valet, said Sallington, is very put about and claims that he must have had some accident – a fall from his horse or such – and we should send out a search party –

Hmmmm. That suggested a lack of premeditation….

Blatchett’s quarters indeed implied intention to return – the valet very communicative – almost too much so in the details of the apparel that he had been desired to have in order for the return from the ride – for the dining-hour –

One could not see any evidence of having covertly gathered up a traveller’s necessities, and, Sandy wondered, was Blatchett the kind of fellow that minded on such matters rather than expecting his valet to anticipate his wants?

Furthermore there was a locked box that the valet – Norris – averred held cash – there is a certain amount of play at these occasions – and for vails as necessary – and jewels, though he was wearing his usual rings and fobs –

It was heavy, and shaken, jingled.

Sandy shook his head and said, a mystery. Would go see if some search could be put in hand – the keeper must have men – there are grooms –

But no-one had mentioned a horse returning riderless, had they, that sure 'twould have done had there come some accident to the rider?

After bracing up Trelfer to the task of ordering the search, he proceeded to Chellow’s chamber, that was in somewhat of disorder, Chellow not having kept a man of his own and desiring the services of one or other of the footmen.

One would, he thought, scrutinizing the room for evidence of hiding-places, greatly desire Leda Hacker’s eyes upon this! Could not see any very likely spots, once he had felt up the chimney and got naught but a sooty hand – and would Chellow carry with him anything of delicate import? Sandy was like to confide that there was some secret nook, mayhap about Chellow’s Town apartments, with the evidence of his ploys.

But that – glancing from the window – looked like the surgeon’s gig!

The majority of the guests had joined in the search of the grounds, rather than treating the autopsy as a raree-show for their entertainment.

Relieved at that, Sandy accompanied Trelfer and Sallington – both looking very pale – into the cellar where the corpse had been laid. He himself had, in bygone years, attended upon several of the late Hacker’s anatomical dissections, and hoped that that prior experience would give him command over his stomach.

Both Sallington and Trelfer were obliged to excuse themselves during the proceedings.

Well! said Mr Ocken at length, 'twas not a deadly shot – did not hit any vital organ – had any been by daresay any dangerous degree of exsanguination might have been stopped – but appears that the jolt must have precipitated him into the water –

Trelfer, handkerchief to his nose, nodded.

– and unable to climb out, he drowned.

He was entire happy to write this up, and to recount this evidence to the crowner, dared say they had sent for the crowner?

Trelfer nodded.

Shocking thing. Fellows playing about with pistols –

At this point there was a flurry at the cellar door and came in Elkington, saying, the duelling pistol had been found, under some bushes.


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Tumbled into the trout-stream and drownded

Beauf – Lord Sallington, heir to the Duke of Mulcaster – discovered his younger half-brother Lord Gilbert, in the library of Mulcaster House, behind quite a redoubt of grammars and dictionaries in assorted languages.

How now, Gillie!

Gillie looked up. How now, Essie – for the family could not be weaned from the practice of calling him by the baby-name give by his wet-nurse Betty Higgins – what’s ado?

Beauf propped himself against the library table and contemplated his brother. He supposed that some might resent the handsome looks and dashing reputation of a younger brother – all his brothers were, he must concede, of remarkable looks, whereas he, everyone did not actually comment, took after the mother who had died shortly after his birth. Dearly loved by her husband, but given out no great beauty.

However, looks or not made no odds when one was considered a prime matrimonial prize! And he wondered whether Gillie entirely relished the attentions he received, that since his return from the Continent, for a short holiday from his diplomatic duties – whatever those were – before proceeding to Paris – had been causing considerable turmoil in the younger element of Society. At least two marriages considered practically at the altar now in doubt – two ladies considered twin cherries on a single stem now at daggers drawn – others ignoring very eligible suitors – certain married ladies proceeding as if they quite desired to figure in crim.con. proceedings –

One could not say Gillie at all encouraged 'em! Did not appear to incline to one or another – did he so, was discreet indeed – well, Beauf knew somewhat of discretion himself. On the one hand there was Julius Roberts, dusky botanist and friend from childhood, now residing in a neat cottage nearby to Beauf’s estate at Nitherholme, very convenient for his studies and – other matters. On the other there was Flora Ferraby, that considered marriage as shackles imposed upon women, and was fortunate in the possession of an independence that meant she need not marry, the mother of their dear daughter Kate, and still occasionally a partner in carnal delights.

He sighed and said, this bachelor party of Trelfer’s at Mellonby is imminent.

Gillie groaned. I shall be looking over my shoulder the entire time.

For Lady Leah Merrett, that had been about to become affianced to Trelfer – Society had made a number of allusions to Brian de Bois-Guilbert and Rebecca in Ivanhoe, for Leah’s looks demonstrated her mother’s ancestry – had, along with her former bosom friend Lady Inez Ambert, fallen head-over-heels for Gillie. And there would be, no doubt, other rivals in the party.

One wondered somewhat about the rumours concerning Gillie and a certain opera-singer that was acclaimed through much of Europe. Yet – the lady’s name was also connected with persons of quite the highest rank, reaching even to royalty, was that only of some minor Germanic principality, and also gentlemen of extreme riches. Surely the lady had a shrewd eye on the main chance, however alluring Gillie’s charms?

Really, Gillie, this is England, surely you do not anticipate a dagger in the back?

Gillie shrugged. Oh, mayhap not a stiletto 'twixt the shoulder-blades, but perchance someone going shoot very wild? And as for this is England, there was Blatchett’s device for Bella, quite like something from the pages of Mrs Radcliffe.

They both looked somewhat sober at the evocation of the Earl of Blatchett’s plot – though they suspected its actual devizing mostly due to his parasite Mortimer Chellow – to cause their sister Lady Isabella’s horse to bolt and drive it towards Blatchett’s hunting box, where he might keep Bella overnight. Telling her that 'twas so that His Grace would concede to a match, but her family had a good deal of darker suspicions as to his intentions. However, Bella had contrived to escape, saddled the stable cob, and rode through a sleety night to sanctuary at the farm where the Jupps trained their nags and sent 'em to recruit. And happily Gertie Jupp and Belinda Penkarding had been there that night.

And now, Beauf pointed out, Blatchett is finding himself very much spurned in Society –

For the tale that was given out was that he had with Chellow’s aid caused her skittish mare to bolt in order to make a daring rescue that had entirely failed and put Bella at risk. Had led to considerable esteem for her prowess as a horsewoman!

Not, one found, quite entirely spurned, when they arrived at Mellonby. For Trelfer and he were old friends, since schooldays – Elkington, that was also there, remarked that he fancied that even Trelfer would not have invited that brute was it not a bachelor party – ties of antient friendship can only go so far, surely?

Somebody – Beauf did not see who – remarked that Trelfer must be quite desperate to get that simpering imbecile of a sister of his off his hands, and Blatchett was not in any position to pick and choose –

Had you not heard? Beauf intervened. One hears there are great concerns about her health – a decline is feared – goes abroad to be quacked at some spaw –

Various episodes involving fainting, attacks of spasms, and hysterics were recounted. Followed by expressions of relief that Lady Gabrielle would not be about the coming Season.

Beauf had no expectation that the forthcoming days would be particularly agreeable – this visit was a social duty, to prove that he did not mew himself up like a hermit at Nitherholme – but he did have an intention to see whether there was anything in the way of decent art collected by Trelfer’s forebears. One had heard of the famous armoury, that had ever been about display rather than use, 'twas a deal of a while since any of the Mallafreys had attended their monarch, English or French, for there were strong cross-Channel family connexions, in arms, but not so much about any paintings &C.

Trelfer conceded that there were various things about the place, that his ancestors had picked up on their Grand Tours or such – the housekeeper was delighted to show 'em to visitors –

He feared that this would be a common tale of supposed Canalettos &C that cunning dealers had worked off on unsuspecting milords inglesi, but one never knew.

But the first few days were found to be prime shooting weather – the keeper would be most put about did they not go out with the guns, has been taking a great deal of trouble to ensure we have good sport, Trelfer averred – so it was standing about in what was, indeed, agreeable late summer air – very pleasing grounds –

Beauf did not consider himself a particularly accomplished shot, but managed not to disgrace himself, while Gillie performed most exceptional.

Did show pleasingly modest – had to be quite coaxed to tell tales of hunting parties he had been on in the Hapsburg dominions – during the converse over dinner. Remained sober enough to play exceeding well at billiards –

One supposed that that was all part of being trained up in the Diplomatic?

But then the weather turned to show precursory of autumn, and the keeper doubted they would have a good day – fishing might go well, did the gentlemen not mind was there a shower or so –

There was a lazy morning, during which Beauf took the opportunity to see might Mrs Alton, the housekeeper, find time to give him a tour of the paintings, that she found entire convenable.

Meanwhile, the rest of the party – or most of the rest of the party – was for visiting the armoury, and would it not be a prime thing to see Lord Gilbert wield some of those weapons? Mayhap he and Elkington – Elkington being known somewhat of a fencer himself – could fight a demonstration bout or so?

Why, would they find that entertaining, said Gillie, would concede to do so – but one wondered about these swords of an earlier day – their weight, their balance, &C – how one would show with 'em.

Chellow indicated that he was for fishing, and Blatchett, that, rain or shine, was desirous of a ride.

So they all set off in their various directions.

Well, one came to the conclusion that the Mallafrey forebears had not been great connoisseurs of art – had been wont to choose whoever was the fashionable portraitist of the day to depict 'em and their wives and families, and sometimes that had been a happy choice, and sometimes not. They had most certainly been beguiled upon their Grand Tours! – some pretty enough views of the Grand Canal, the Roman Forum, the Bay of Naples &C&C, but nothing of any great distinction. One very charming Vigée Le Brun, that had somewhat of a look of Lady Gabrielle.

He conveyed his gratitude in very generous form to Mrs Alton, and made his way to the armoury, where he found Gillie and Elkington stripped to their shirt-sleeves and fighting with sabres, surrounded by a very appreciative audience.

At length Elkington confessed himself overmastered, and Gillie confided that these swords were heavier than the present style, made a considerable difference. Should not care to face a Magyar Hussar with one of 'em!

There was some handling of the various pistols – some of 'em very fine but one was not sure one would entirely trust 'em in any affair of honour

Very rare these days under the Queen’s rule, though had been one during the late election.

Bertie Fawsley, Elkington’s brother, frowned, and said, should this one not be part of a pair?

Indeed so, said Trelfer, one observes the hooks where the other should be – mayhap fell and needed repair? – will consult Mrs Alton –

There was a general beginning of movement in anticipation of preparation for dinner, when peeped around the door Blatchett’s man, Norris. Was looking for his master, that had expected to return from his ride afore this – feared he might have taken a fall –

Beauf and Gillie exchanged glances. One could well suppose that Blatchett had added the ravishment of some local maiden to his itinerary and that had delayed him. The expressions on other faces suggested similar speculations.

Chellow had not returned either, it transpired.

Deuced uncivil, remarked Elkington, as Beauf offered him a cigarillo, while Trelfer was in convocation with the butler about putting back dinner somewhat. What scrubs they are.

They were all standing around the drawing-room somewhat uneasy, when came in the keeper in a state of great agitation.

No – had seen nothing of Lord Blatchett – but here was Mr Chellow, tumbled into the trout-stream and drownded –


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Might keep up an acquaintance

To the perturbation of Grinnie – Peregrine Shallock, that had only lately become Viscount Talshaw and heir to the Marquess of Saythingport on the unexpected accidental demise of his elder brother – his brother-in-law Lord Iffling and the latter’s mistress Marabelle Myrtle seemed determined to do him the kindness of making an introduction to Babsie Bolton. While Grinnie had found that young woman exceeding amiable during a visit to Dumaine’s gaming-club some months previous, he was somewhat daunted by this prospect.

He was not at all sure that he wanted a mistress! Both his father and Iffling seemed to consider this in the light of a requirement of his new station. Grinnie, that had been quite reconciled to the life of a fellow of his Oxford college, with occasional excursions into Society – and the possibilities for travel &C that the legacy from his godfather had opened – found the company of women very agreeable, though was still somewhat shy in their company.

Had found – might one call it friendship? – very pleasing acquaintance with Miss Jessamy Wilson, that was being brought on in the management of the manufactory for Roberts and Wilson’s fine preserves and pickles. That Grinnie had become a shareholder in through inheriting a parcel of land in Southwark that they greatly desired to expand their premises. But what had seemed possible 'twixt an Oxford scholar and a young black businesswoman seemed less easy in his new station.

The ladies of the family that his sister Myo – Hermione – had married into seemed very agreeable. His friend Averdale, that had gone to be Myo’s husband Jimsie – very lately succeeded as Earl of Trembourne’s – secretary – quite raved about her sister-in-law Lady Undersedge – a perfect woman, nobly planned. The younger sister-in-law, Lady Eleanor Upweston, was a quiet and pious creature that worked the most exquisite lace in her family tradition. One occasionally met her friend Lady Theodora Saxorby, that could be persuaded, among family and close friends, to sing, had a very pleasing voice.

He was not sure he had any inclination to aspire to Lady Isabella Beaufoyle, the Duke of Mulcaster’s younger daughter – 'twould be agreeable to have Sallington as a brother-in-law, certainly – but she was give out somewhat of a hoyden

But he did not need to be quite immediate about finding a bride! Might nod and look complaisant when his father opened the subject but he would make up his own mind and not be bounced into some match.

Even was he being somewhat bounced into this assignation with Miss Bolton! Really, had Iffling and Miss Myrtle gone about to be so forward in the matter as to consult with Dumaine, looked uncivil to say would rather be at home perusing the Proceedings of some archaeological society that Chilfer had sent him.

So, here he was at Dumaine’s and Dumaine, in some private receiving-room, showing very civil – excellent good brandy – quite setting Grinnie at his ease – indeed 'tis not indeed out of the common for gentlemen in mourning to make discreet visits – indeed, there are those supposed the most sorrowing bereaved widowers find they are in great requirement of carnal consolation for their loss –

Babsie is quite the soul of discretion, he went on. Also holds herself very exclusive – this private supper is just that – a means to become acquainted

That was an entire relief!

Showed him upstairs – one supposed that there were a deal of private chambers besides the splendid public rooms in the establishment – and into a well-appointed dining-room.

I believe you are already acquainted, said Dumaine.

La, said Miss Bolton, dipping a very polished curtsey, we have not been formally introduced!

A very pleasant voice – well-spoken – just the slightest tang of Cockney perchance –

So Dumaine, with somewhat of a grin, made the introduction, and Grinnie bowed over her hand, as Dumaine said, would leave 'em to get better-acquainted.

The table was already laid for the first course – wine bottles with corks already drawn –

One supposed that gentlemen desiring a discreet and private encounter the like of this would prefer not to have any intrusive attendance!

Excellent wine! – and the food no doubt from the hand of one or another Dumaine’s famed French chefs – he said somewhat of that.

Miss Bolton grinned. Sure, they have fine Frenchified names, but one hears that their families came over in flight from the Revolution, have been Londoners these several generations.

Looking at her with rather more observation than on their first meeting, he considered that mayhap she was not obviously pretty in the way that Miss Myrtle was – almost plain? – but had an agreeable lively animation about her. There was also – no, surely that had been their only meeting, that rather embarrassing rencontre in Dumaine’s at the tables? – a feeling of familiarity?

They had moved on from her condolences on his loss – and she had demonstrated what one might call an intelligent appreciation that from being a spare to become the heir was quite a shocking change of circumstance –

Indeed so, said Grinnie, had no expectation – m’brother in exceptional hearty health – thought myself exceeding fortunate to be elected to that fellowship at my college. For from a letter my late godfather writ, I fancy m’father had the notion of making me take orders and presenting me to one of the family livings.

Miss Bolton whistled and said, quite Gothic!

One knows that used to be the practice – plenty of time for hunting, 'twas said, but one cannot like it. Now, here is my friend Wood, from Oxford, has a real what one must consider a vocation

And here he was, talking to her about his friends, and their ambitions, and how in this station he might help 'em, and how well they were already doing. Then by some byway talking of his own interests – the excavation at Worblewood – his business enterprizes –

How very helpful he found his brother-in-law Mr Grigson in matters of business and finance – but sure, he ran on, he said, 'twas somewhat incivil of him.

Miss Bolton grinned urchin-wise and responded that oft what gentlemen desired was an ear into which to unburden themselves outside of their usual circles. 'Tis an understood thing.

One saw that that was very like.

And, she went on, should you require a sympathetic feminine ear for that purpose, I daresay we might come to some discreet arrangement. But I should reveal to you somewhat of the truth, that is that Babsie Bolton’s purpose around Dumaine’s has naught to do with carnal recreation, and that I am employed to wander about the tables spying out any sharp dealing. For fellows are too busy about catching a glimpse of my ankles to note my eyes upon their hands.

Grinnie breathed out and said, that was somewhat of a relief. Sure 'twas very thoughtful of Iffling and Miss Myrtle –

O, Marabelle is a darling and thinks a fine establishment in St John’s Wood quite the most desirable attainment! But sure I should perish of ennui.

Her mention of hands had led him to look again at hers, and along with the mention of card-tables, provided him with a sudden suspicion as to why there was that air of familiarity. Had he not observed those clever fingers performing feats of legerdemain at one of Lady Bexbury’s soirées? And then deal as banque for those that fancied a little play?

He sat back a little and considered upon the effects of a wig – face-paint – a different style of dress – Was this not entirely the like of what Mr Chilfer said about looking beyond the surface to what lies beneath?

Are you, he ventured, not Miss Hacker?

She coloured a little under the paint. Law, you are a sharp one! Was you not a lord would be offering you a place in Johnson’s agency. That is fee’d by Dumaine for me to observe the play, and there may be other matters in which we are concerned, 'tis what they call an arrangement of mutual benefit. Indeed I am Leda Hacker.

He sighed, and said, 'twould be quite the greatest sport to be employed in investigations by Johnson’s agency, but alas, his path lay elsewhere.

Miss Hacker looked commiserating. Indeed, a deal of tiresome duties I daresay.

He groaned, then remarked that, mayhap, there were certain matters to do with the estates that he would very much like to have discreetly looked into

She tapped her nose knowingly.

After some further conversation during which she opened to him certain facts about investigations the agency had pursued, they parted on excellent terms.

Grinnie kissed her hand and hoped that they might keep up an acquaintance.

I confide Her Ladyship will be inviting you to her soirées once 'tis proper – and perchance to a quiet dinner-party or so, that there could be no objection to, to introduce you about –

He already apprehended from Cretia the advantages of being in favour with the Dowager Lady Bexbury!

That would be quite above and beyond wonderful – have seen what an excellent set that is –

So there was that to look forward to, even did he have to find some means of evading these attempts to set him up with a mistress, though he fancied one might say that Babsie’s reputation for discretion meant that she was unwilling to of a sudden flaunt some favourite.

But further introduction could at least be deferred a while, as Cretia and Grigson had positively exhorted him to invite the chaps for a visit to Town. While Smithers and Wood were working thereabouts or in the vicinity, it must be agreeable to 'em to spend a little while in the splendours of Belgravia and have a frolic.

But here was Smithers, revealing that had been invited by Mr Merrett to Monks Garrowby – he and his wife are at present sailing, 'tis a great recreation of theirs, and then he goes visit his family there, will be a deal of company.

He sighed and said 'twould be a great change from cramming over his books!

And there were Averdale and Thornton, declaring that here was an opportunity to undertake various commissions to do with their employments – order books and matters of stationery and educational toys &C.

While Wood had determined upon taking orders – what very fine work Lucas is doing in that parish – how very impressive a helpmeet is Lady Agatha – I had been leaning towards the arguments for clerical celibacy but when I see the advantages of a wife of her qualities I consider that matrimony is also ordained

He could hardly mention his own recent adventure! Would stick with archaeology.


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Had done very well for her

Really, thought Maude Coggin, there was nothing like a few weeks at Weymouth – an excellent genteel resort – to set one up for the return of Society to Town and the consequent bustle for Mamzelle Bridgette. Though she was a partner in that flourishing enterprize, she did not have that knack for being at the forefront of style that Mr Maurice or the little Jupp had, but what she did have was a talent for keeping a workroom under hand, a very nice hand in cutting, and, she was lately discovering, a fine ability to deal with the various businesses that supplied 'em with the necessities of their trade.

And still, at necessity, able to stitch with the best – for when it came the height of the Season, 'twas all hands on deck to ensure gowns were ready in time!

Then, had done very well for her to offer to supervize these Summer Seamstresses’ Workshops, that provided decent clean work in what would otherwise be the scarcely used stitching-rooms of Mamzelle Bridgette to the women in the trade that would otherwise find themselves, if not entire workless over the summer, forced to the rougher kinds of stitchery, and mayhap eking out a living on the streets. Excellent work in a good cause – clothing for orphans &C – a fine light airy room – a hot midday meal provided – tea in the afternoon –

Was there any falling 'twould not be because they were starving!

As a result, Dumpling Dora – the Countess of Pockinford – had been so effusive grateful to Maude that for these several years had arranged for her to take a holiday lodging in Weymouth with her old nurse. There had been no difficulty made about Maude bringing her friend Eppie Palton – we was girls together in our first place –

Eppie doing very well for herself – after a misadventure over a fellow that had been revealed a scoundrel with a history of making up to women that had come into a little money – had put that money into a business, a workroom for her talents in fine embroidery and beadwork, where she might take on a journeywoman and apprentice or so, for the intricate work contracted out by modistes. That was coming along very profitable – moving into larger premises – taking on more hands – Eppie joining that association of local business-owners that Mr Maurice was so respected a figure among –

Indeed, had seen the prudence of going consult with Mr Maurice, that was a very sharp fellow and wise to the ways of bankers and lawyers &C, that were like to take advantage of a woman was she not careful –

Sure he was ever generous with advice to Maude herself – would recommend to the hands the advisability of putting by in the Savings Bank

O, he might have a deal of temperament, but there was reasons why places at Mamzelle Bridgette was so sought after! Treated 'em well – a Sick Fund – this matter of summertime work –

And of course, nothing in the way of bothering, that even she, at her age and as her mirror had ever told her, very much on the plain side, sometimes encountered about warehouses &C. Men!

Here they were, coming to the end of their stay, and enjoying tea in the garden.

Maude sighed and remarked that 'twas high time she made the choice of a deputy to take charge of the workroom now that she was so much about on other matters –

Eppie nodded. Fancy you have been trying out candidates

I have so! I am like to think that I would give preference to Magda Voss –

Eppie raised her eyebrows. Is that not a foreign name?

Maude sniffed. O, German, mayhap, but she was born in Hackney, entire cockney in speech! Keeps herself beautiful clean and neat – excellent hand at maintaining order –

Oh indeed, there is not being a sloven, and there is above and beyond, shows well.

They proceeded to gossip about what marriages among the Quality might be forthcoming. Sure Lord Gilbert Beaufoyle had been a cat among the pigeons! – a Duke’s son, sure, but only the third one – moreover while the heir, Sallington, still showed no disposition to wed, Lord Rollo had married and been fruitful. But there he was – in the Diplomatic – had gained a very dashing reputation with duels and other exploits in the Hapsburg realms – quite the handsomest looks –

And there were several suits in train that had been set at stand when the young ladies in the business not only yearned towards this romantic figure, but even found their antient friendships from childhood broke up in rivalry!

Maude shrugged. Is exceptional discreet – well, has not been meeting any ladies in our discreet chamber – there are certainly married women go sigh over him –

One supposes, said Eppie a little tartly, that once he is posted abroad again this epidemic fever will cease. But whether those purposed matches will be made up – well.

Quite, Maude agreed.

She was hopeful that she might learn some useful intelligence upon her return to Mrs Mitchell’s very comfortable lodging house for ladies that were obliged to go out earning their livings, in particular from Leda Hacker, that would have been travelling about the country with Dowager Lady Bexbury.

Miss Hacker, that was looking very well for her sojourn out of Town, invited Maude to come join her in a glass of madeira, very civil, and with a thought that they had rather not conclave in the public sitting-room.

Really, Hacker had her quarters arranged exceptional genteel! An arrangement of decorated screens to separate the sleeping area from the sitting part – pictures on the wall – some very choice nick-nacks displayed on a what-not – shelves of books –

She poured ‘em generous glasses and waved Maude into a chair. La, 'tis agreeable to loosen my stays somewhat, she said. We was lately in a Bishop’s Palace

Maude whistled.

Fancy Her Ladyship could be his Bishopess did she lift a finger, but sure there was the Dean’s wife – that is the First Lady of the diocese while His Lordship has no wife – looking very unchristian at her over the teacups – and 'tis a very pretty quaint old city, but a sad provincial place –

But I do have somewhat to open to you. There was Miss Addington there – the Bishop doats on the theatre – was taking part in an Historical Masque in the Cathedral – and she has a commission

Maude raised her eyebrows.

Her dresser, Maggy, that has been with her since the days of the Regent, and gives out that she is determined to die in harness, at last comes round to concede that age begins to tell on her, and that mayhap she should bring on an apprentice. Would need to be a strong character – for Maggy is something of a Tartar – but also tactful – along with the necessary skills –

That, said Maude, I fathom is somewhat different from working in a modiste’s sewing-room!

Why, would need her needle-skills, but indeed, there would be a deal of quick repairs, I fancy, and stage-costumes are a different kettle of fish from dressing for Society. Oh, and 'twould be advisable for her to be somewhat plain of feature. For Maggy takes considerable umbrage towards handsome women – 'tis a tale still told that when Dorcas – that is now Lady B’s housekeeper – went as maidservant to Miss Addington’s household was quite persecuted by Maggy –

That would be Mrs Dorcas, that is famed for her piety and good works?

Along, said Hacker with a grin, with such looks that have Her Ladyship’s artist friends soliciting her to sit to 'em!

Well, I will go consider.

She could think of some two or three in the workroom that might suit – mayhap one could suggest a probationary trial – one might take 'em back did the business not work out –

The next day she went to the premises of Mamzelle Bridgette, and found as she had anticipated all moderate quiet.

However, Mr Maurice in the fitting-room was snapping his fingers and looking harried. Here is a thing! he said, looking down at the sketches he was making. Giggler Gabrielle is ordered to Baden-Baden for the good of her health, and must have a suitable wardrobe made up, at once.

Maude took off her hat, sighing. Are there no modistes where she is going?

Oh, I doubt not! But here we have her mannequin – know her style – and I take the thought that can do no harm for our work to be sported about a fine continental spaw the like of that –

Now, that was a very apt thought indeed! For irritating though Lady Gabrielle Mallafrey was, she set off a fine gown very well. Maude nodded. I will go peep into the workroom – daresay comes about that we can take hands off stitching for orphans –

So she climbed the stairway to the large well-lit attic area and saw that the work of the Summer Seamstresses’ Workshops was indeed well-advanced. While a number of women were seated diligently stitching and quietly chatting to one another as they did so – 'twas plain work that one dared say they could do almost in their sleep – Lady Demington was superintending several others about the task of packing up completed garments and readying the crates for despatch to orphanages, almshouses, charity schools, &C.

Lady Demington looked up. Miss Coggin! I hope I may report to Mama-in-law that you have had a good holiday?

Maude agreed that she had had a very fine holiday indeed, expressed her extreme gratitude to Lady Pockinford, and then praised the way the work was getting on. Really, one must be impressed with young Lady Demington! In another station of life would doubtless have made an effective businesswoman. Not in the least one of your ladylike muddlers.

Unlike Lady Gabrielle! That, however – one must suppose this matter of health – seemed greatly changed – no fidgeting and tittering – positive sober in demeanour –

As Maude went making measurements to ensure the mannequin was still in correct order, noted somewhat of trembling.

One dared say a sojourn at a fine spaw would set her up again, she remarked to Mr Maurice.

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Very much a family enterprize

Gertie Jupp climbed up the stairs to the family quarters above the stables. La, these days they were right fine! Nothing to be ashamed of! But Pa waxed very fierce on the subject of fellows that thought they could go live as gentlemen well removed from the business that was their living. No, he would continue to reside here in the mews, over the stables that had been the foundation of Jupp’s Livery Stables and Carriage Hire, a thriving enterprize that now also had establishments in Kensington and Bayswater as well as here in Mayfair. But had had 'em done up proper when he married Ma, as a fitting place to bring pretty Sophy Lacey, that was in very good service indeed, assistant lady’s maid to the famed Docket that tended Lady Bexbury.

And just as they did not go live very genteel and proper as if they knew naught of horseflesh, they did not lie abed while the grooms and stable-hands were about starting the day’s business. She and Pa rose early and took a sup of tea and a bite of bread and butter and went downstairs to ensure that all was being done in proper order – that there was no problems arising – that the nurserymen from out beyond Kensington way had come most expeditious to collect the waste from the midden, a very fine arrangement – and that all was as clean and tidy as one might hope for.

All this assured, Pa had gone into the Buffle Arms to have a sup of ale and a snack along with an exchange of news with his brother-in-law the landlord, Timothy Smith, and Gertie was going to join her sisters for breakfast.

For Thomasina and Vicky had been away in Hampshire, very agreeable for 'em. Here was 'Sina, already partner in that crack Mayfair modiste, Mamzelle Bridgette, that was a very fine thing to be, but sure, by the time summer came round and Society left Town, was entire exhausted. So a few weeks in country air, and the company of Janey – Mrs Geoffrey Merrett – her old schoolfellow and dear friend – must be quite the best thing to set her up. While here was Vicky, their youngest, that had been a wild thing ambitious to be a trick rider at Astley’s, had sobered down remarkable, become quite the scholar, and now had a very eligible place – secretary to Lady Lucretia Grigson and also responsible for keeping the library of the Grigsons’ Belgravia mansion.

She found them sitting at table already –

No, we have not eat it all, said Vicky. 'Tis still fine and hot under the covers there.

Tea or coffee? asked 'Sina. I should be off – 'tis about the time o’ year when there start coming those that wish to be beforehand in being fitted out for the return of Society – and then, there are always marriages being made up over the summer, and weddings in prospect –

Surely Cousin Maurice is not going to give you a scold are you a little late?

Oh no – but sometimes Coggin will give me a look though I daresay was only there some five minutes or so previous herself.

Vicky said Lady Lucretia being in mourning doubted there would be a deal of social invitations – but while they were in Hampshire Lady Jane Knighton had demonstrated an intention of bringing her on in her philanthropies. So may be somewhat concerning those. Dared say she too should be off.

Well, said Gertie, suppose Miriam will be about the kitchens there and you need not take a snap to keep you from starving!

Vicky grinned. She was already in the habit of – Gertie was not entirely sure whether their relative Miriam had give 'em to her, or whether Vicky had pilfered 'em – bringing back examples of Miriam’s quite superlative skills in baking. She placed her hat in a most respectable discreet fashion upon her curls, slung her satchel across her shoulder, kissed Gertie on the cheek and said, doubted would be late. And was she kept, they made no trouble about sending a footman with a message.

Indeed, thought Gertie, Vicky was doing well for herself. Treated more as some relative that came as Lady Lucretia’s companion rather than a dusky young woman that went out earning her living – though she was also well-remunerated!

But 'twas time for her to get to work – should go and tend to matters in the office – had not perhaps realized how much of running the business was less about being around the stables and so much sitting with letters and accounts and studying upon book-keeping &C – though at least they had all had a good education at the Miss Barnards’ school that had prepared them for more than just the niceties of Society – even if they had also acquired the rudiments of proper deportment

Not that Sophy’s daughters needed any instruction in that!

Gertie went into the office, where she found her father, Sam Jupp, gathering up papers and sighing hugely, saying 'twas high time went see how matters went on over at Bayswater.

She nodded as she went over to the desk. Any particular bother?

No – nothing to point to – but I shall be happier when Sammy comes of years to take over management –

For the business was very much a family enterprize! – there was Uncle Jackie over at the Kensington stables, and her cousin Sammy Smith learning the business over at Bayswater with a view to taking over managing there in due course – cousin Robbie 'prenticed to Anderson the blacksmith, a very useful trade for 'em –

And Gertie herself learning here, for Sam had no notion to thinking that his daughters were not as entire capable as sons would have been –

Pa clumped down the stairs, pulling his hat down over his increasingly balding head. In spite of the fussing over Bayswater, Gertie fancied he was in cheerful mood at the prospect of Ma’s return from Wyreminster with Her Ladyship.

She turned to the pile of letters upon the desk, took up the letter-opener, and began upon the task. Placed the various bills for hay and feed &C neatly to one side – put the notices of forthcoming auctions that might be of interest to the other side to convoke with Pa concerning – but what was this letter?

Good writing paper – a lady’s hand – la, 'twas that Miss Kirkstall that had been in Town about business matters to do with her bequest from her brother-in-law, and that had found it answered exceedingly to make an arrangement to job one of Jupp’s conveyances to go about that, rather than be at the trouble of hackney carriages –

Was in Glasgowaha! had not Sophy, following Her Ladyship’s recent visit to her Shropshire property and its lead mine, where she had offered the hospitality of her little hunting-box to Miss Kirkstall, remarked that that Scottish engineer fellow at the mine had seemed very took with Miss K? – staying with a Mrs Douglas, that was, yes, Mr McAlan’s sister. Whose husband purposed coming to Town about various business matters of his own, and bringing his wife for a frolic there. So Miss Kirkstall remembered that very civil young chap that had driven her about, and been so very knowledgeable about pointing out the places of interest and the best places to shop &C&C. Might one come to some arrangement for him to take Mrs Douglas around all the famed sights?

Gertie grinned, got up, and went down into the stable-yard, where she looked about for her cousin Joey. Was informed that was in the carriage-house, where she found him very conscientious making sure that the conveyances were all smart and shiny as befitted an enterprize the like of Jupp’s.

Here was Joey, mayhap not quite of the inches of his father or his eldest brother Timmy, but still a fine figure – tawny complexion – those black curls that their mother Nell entire doated upon –

How now, Joey, fancy we have a commission for you – she read him out the letter – how should it be that we offer 'em the use of your services and a suitable vehicle for the week – will talk to Pa about what we might charge –

Joey smiled. Why, 'twould be a pleasure. 'Tis a sorry thing when fellows jump in and want to go somewhere as fast as maybe, never look out to see what goes by –

Gertie smiled back. Comes to me, this is somewhat we might offer – tours of London Town –

Joey gave a sigh. I should like that exceedingly, he said.

Well, let us see how this goes with Mrs Douglas, and I will talk it over with Pa.

She frowned a little as she walked away. Here was Joey, the most amiable young fellow – prime hand with any kind of conveyance and the nicest way with nags – but lacked that what one might call push that one saw in his brothers. Timmy that went study the publican’s trade under his father – had notions that they might go it and open one of these halls for music and mirth, had not their Song and Supper Room already done well for 'em? Sam over at Bayswater preparing to take the reins. Robbie learning smithcraft and farriery. Billy working with his uncle Nick in Lady Bexbury’s stable. Dickie that was now one of Matt Johnson’s enquiry agents.

But la, thinking about Matt Johnson and his agents – Gertie narrowed her eyes – was that not, coming from the far end of the mews, Mr Solly Abrahams? Was there somewhat afoot? Pa had not said aught so perchance nothing that touched themselves in particular – surely he would have mentioned was there some matter of financial worry that wanted looking into, that being what Mr Abrahams was most particular noted for. Up to all the tricks and chicanery that could be practised with accounts.

He came off, lifted his hat to her and hoped he found her and her family well?

What a very civil young man he was, always made himself very agreeable.

No, not here on business – had had some nearby –

Just then there came from the Song and Supper Room the cheerful noise of cousin Clo Marshall rehearsing a new song – ‘E was a very cheeky chap

And Mr Abrahams looked at Gertie and wondered whether she ever attended Miss Marshall’s performances? Would be delighted to escort her some time.

Well! thought Gertie. Mindful that surely there could be no prospect of serious courting as one supposed Mr Abrahams would marry within his own people. But still –


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Her life was one of contrasts

Who would have supposed that scrawny scarlet-haired streetwalker of Seven Dials, Bet Bloggs, would find herself a most respected guest of the first-rate doxies that came to be in keeping in the fine villas in St John’s Wood? Not that they knew her by that name, of course! Or even that she had strutted those streets and alleyways. No, they knew her as Babsie Bolton, that was quite the cynosure at Dumaine’s establishment in St James – dark ringlets – alluring bosom – lusciously red lips – that fine ankle she had ever been able to sport –

Quite the dearest friend of Marabelle Myrtle, that was now the mistress of Lord Iffling, heir to the Duke of Werrell, that entirely doated upon her – why, spent most nights in her company! – his wife kept mewed up on his estate at Anclewer with the children, expected to be grateful that she did not take a leading role in a crim.con. action.

Babsie was only one of the guises of Leda Hacker, one of Matt Johnson’s investigation agents, and the dearly beloved of Clorinda, Lady Bexbury. And a very useful one! One saw a good deal of interest about Dumaine’s, quite aside from the sharping play that was why Dumaine had her stroll about the gaming rooms observing what went forth.

And indeed, while there was friendship in calling upon Marabelle and exchanging gossip, and exclaiming upon the exceeding fine sparkle Iffling had presented her, there was also useful intelligence to be gleaned. For Marabelle had developed quite the connexion amongst the other doxies being kept in these parts.

Today, for instance, came to tea Coralie Lynton, that was the mistress of Lord Venchall. Clorinda was most interested in discovering as much as she might about Lady Venchall, that had been exposed to the horrid business of a crim. con., and then the gentleman in question having ratted and gone abroad. Lady Venchall was now, with her confederate Mrs Bramby, running what one feared was no matter of o, a few genteel hands of cards over the teacups but a sinister business of, at best, tempting her guests into playing higher than was entirely prudent, and at worst, cogging them.

Had encountered at least one case of a lady come to such straits had been obliged to pawn certain family jewels.

Leda had seen that expression on Clorinda’s still lovely face that led Sandy MacDonald to refer to her as Madame Nemesis. So, a contrivance was in progress.

Here was Coralie quite entirely happy to expatiate at length on that viper, that reptile, that bitch that had made poor Venchie’s life such an entire misery. Her extravagance – her open flirtations – her lovers – her complete neglect of their children – her addiction to card-play –

Babsie tutted and said, and what, none of her lovers stood by her?

Coralie snorted and said fancied they had no mind to supporting her gaming debts!

Babsie smirked and said, la, was she a fellow would be cast out from Dumaine’s did she not clear the account?

Quite so! said Coralie. But one hears she has took up with Mrs Bramby, that was married to Captain Bramby, that was obliged to leave his regiment under somewhat of a cloud over certain debts of honour – they used to frequent the casinos about the Continent until he was shot in a dispute over sharp play – given out that she was the more adept sharper of the pair –

But she is still in Society?

Marabelle wrinkled her pretty nose and remarked that it was quite the wonder what ladies might do and remain ladies. Though sure there were circles in which Lady V and Mrs B were not received and several ladies that would deliver the cut.

Coralie sighed that sure, there were ladies had a taste for play and that was a great attraction. They shook their heads.

But then Coralie jumped up and said, la, Venchie would be calling very shortly, should go and deck herself to welcome him –

Leaving Babsie with Marabelle, that said, fell very convenient, for she had a proposition to open to her.

A proposition?

My dear, here is a young man goes be very taken with you – Iffling’s brother-in-law Lord Talshaw – Saythingport’s heir –

Babsie suppressed a yelp, for some while since, there had been an approach from Saythingport himself to Dumaine anent Miss Bolton’s favours, during one of the fallings-out 'twixt the Marquess and his supposed mistress, Carlotta Delgado.

– a very pretty young man – quite the nicest manners – somewhat shy – was at Oxford intending the life of a scholar afore his brother met his end – Iffling fancies his father intends setting him up with some doxy in his own pay – sure Iffling quite detests Saythingport –

Well!

Babsie stretched out her feet and looked at her shiny boots with a contemplative frown. Did I not encounter him in a party with you and Iffling at Dumaine’s, some while past? Very shy – not used to gaming – I was in some concern to evade his late brother, the coarse oaf, and keep my distance from that Delgado harridan, so paid him some little attention –

Why, I am not hanging out for a fine villa the like of this, but could do no harm to look the young fellow over –

Could be, Leda thought, extremely useful to their interests! Here was Sandy MacDonald and Molly Maurice, planning what one might deem a coup against Saythingport’s unwarranted influence in that club for fellows of the disposition, fancied they would like to hear what went forth in that family since the recent demise of his eldest son and the unexpected rise to heir of that quiet scholarly fellow Lord Peregrine. Clorinda had looked approvingly upon him even afore this ascension – had acquired a very good set of friends at Oxford whose advancement he went about to promote – due to a bequest from his late godfather was now a shareholder in Roberts and Wilson, fine preserves and pickles, founded on the receipts of Clorinda’s cook and former cook –

Perchance she would speak to Dumaine on this matter!

Marabelle was all smiles, and Leda feared she took romantic notions. O, doubtless calculated that he would have to marry according to his rank, but that did not exclude another devotion! Went on more discreet in these days of the Queen and her Consort, but still very much so.

Could hardly say to dear Marabelle that she had no inclination to that matter, whether as business or pleasure.

So conceded that she would consider over it.

But sure her life was one of contrasts! thought Leda a very few days later, as she followed a few discreet steps behind Clorinda, in the capacity of her secretary, through the imposing portals of the Bishop of Wyreminster’s Palace. Clad very drab and discreet, quite the antithesis of Babsie!

Shown to their quarters, where Sophy was already installed, murmuring that, la, 'twas a sad bachelor establishment! – for the Bishop was a widower of many years standing – but she came about to have matters in order and there was hot water.

Dear Sophy, said Clorinda, with a wink at Leda – for Sophy, now come to middle years and the married mother of three daughters thriving out in the world themselves, was still black but comely and one still observed footmen – porters – &C – most exceeding ready to be attentive to her requirements.

So they were prinked up entirely proper – somewhat sober in dress – and then descended to where a tea-party was in progress in one of the drawing-rooms. That must be the Dean’s wife acting the hostess, Leda fathomed, quite unobjectionable, and there was Clorinda went make gracious to those she already knew – be introduced to those she did not –

As came somewhat bouncing up to Leda Miss Lucas – Claudia Lucas – the eldest daughter of the Reverend Doctor Hugh Lucas and his wife – saying, the primest thing! Pa entire agrees that I may attend college in London, but, she pouted, says 'twould look well did I attend the one in Harley Street, that is run on sound Church principles – do you think Lady Bexbury might persuade him –

Leda, mindful that Clorinda had a great deal upon hands already at this occasion, even without the Bishop went make her an offer, that was not unlikely, said that Her Ladyship was rather took up, but did not Miss Lucas consider that she might anyway attend those fine informal conversaziones that Janey Merrett held? Surely there could be not the least objection?

O! quite so! an entire feast for the intellect – O! here come Mama and Miss Addington from rehearsal.

For Clorinda’s frets over the unsuitability of the Wyreminster Mystery Play for the refined taste of the modern day – one is reminded of the low humour in certain of the works of Chaucer – other parts very fine, of course – had been entirely soothed by a device concocted by Mrs Lucas, that was the renowned poet A.M. Had very meek and humble gone to the Bishop with a Masque she had devized on the history of the diocese, back to the days of the Saxons, that would contain telling episodes, in which she included the less coarse parts of the Mystery Play.

Did it not show exceeding well to have a work by such an esteemed author performed? With the Second Siddons to present as 'twere The Muse of History.

And also to bring her professional capacities to the task of direction –

La, Clorinda had consoled her antient friend, you must consider the benefit 'tis to the Helena Fund – that was the charity she had originated for the benefit of sick and infirm thespians – to have a bishop as a Patron. So Amelia Addington had pouted prettily and sighed that she quite saw that, but indeed 'twas a great trial working with amateurs.

At which Clorinda had snorted with mirth and remarked that she had heard Amelia expatiate considerable upon her theatre company!

My dear, she went on, 'tis the theatre – wreaks that effect – sure one should not speak of the god Dionysius when this performance is for such an ecclesiastical occasion – but

La, had said Leda, that had lately been conversing with that young scholar of the classics, Vicky Jupp, one may hope the cast do not fall upon the Bishop and tear him in pieces.

But here were Agnes and Amelia sighing a little, but saying, a dress-rehearsal the like of that was surely a good augury!


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Change will wreak considerable benefit

This was Mayfair, and the alleyway was perfectly clean and neat. One had no qualms about lingering here a little, smoking a pipe, and looking a little furtive. For the neighbouring concerns were quite used to gentlemen behaving thus in the vicinity of the discreet backdoor to Mamzelle Bridgette, crack modiste! Where covert assignations could be made with the ladies that went be dressed there, and the husbands or other fellows that paid the bills no wiser.

Though Sir Vernon Horrabin’s assignation was of a rather different kind. This guise also served, he had come to realize, for meetings with ladies in the secret service of the nation with whom one would not wish to make appointments more openly – have come to the Foreign Office – &C. But did any notice they lingered unusually long about a fitting, there would be nudging and winking and very like envy, and speculations upon who the favoured gentleman in the discreet chamber might be.

Allard was an excellent fellow! 'Twas an unusual occupation for a man, perchance, but there was somewhat so effeminate about the modiste that the most jealous husband could take no suspicion but rather mutter about prancing mincing mollies. Sir Vernon considered that a prancing mincing molly of dusky hue that had become an acclaimed modiste and a respected businessman was one that that had all his wits about him and knew the benefits of discretion and having interest. He also apprehended that in spite of the French name, Allard had that from the father to whom he bore no love at all, and had no liking for his paternal nation.

Sir Vernon looked at his watch, tapped the ashes from his pipe, opened the door and ascended the stairs.

There was not much doing in the business of fine dressmaking at this season – the workrooms given over to the philanthropic enterprize of the Seamstresses’ Summer Workshops making garments for orphans and other charitable beneficiaries, mayhap there was an occasional lady that required dressing for an unexpected invitation or occasion.

Here was Lady Gabrielle Mallafrey, Lord Trelfer’s sister, had been advized by no less a medical authority than Dr Quintus Ferraby to take a sojourn at Baden-Baden, for fear of falling into a decline. And at Baden-Baden was now – after some months of mysterious absence following her husband’s demise – Rosamund, Dowager Lady Trembourne, that had over some several years past proved herself a most adept servant of the Crown in matters of gleaning intelligence about the spaws and cities of the Continent! Was Lord Gilbert Beaufoyle to be believed, Lady Gabrielle had already demonstrated certain talents that would be most useful in a similar capacity! So seemed a most eligible course to send her to be as 'twere apprenticed to Lady Trembourne in that buzzing hive of gossip and intrigue.

One apprehended from Lord Gilbert that the lady would be exceeding grateful to be put on retainer, with the promise of additional remuneration should she discover aught of interest. Doubtless this was one of the cases of a young women allowed a most trivial sum, if that, of pin-money for personal expenditure, all bills for dress &C going to – well, Sir Vernon doubted her grandfather the Marquess of Emberry paid any personal attention to the matter – to His Lordship’s steward. And young women could get into exceeding tangles.

Had not dearest Clorinda recently been fulminating about certain ladies – ladies! rather call ‘em vultures and harpies! – running what could only be called a genteel gambling-den over the teacups?

He could hear a murmur of voices within the discreet chamber – one, he could tell, was Allard, speaking in soothing tones – he rapped gently upon the door and entered.

La, said Allard, and here comes Sir Vernon, pat upon the hour. Sure, Lady Gabrielle, let me make him known to you –

The young woman was trembling.

– and you to him. Now, I will go fetch the tea, and mayhap a little brandy to it, to soothe your nerves.

This matter accomplished, Allard said that he would be in his personal workroom about business, and 'twould not be at all necessary, but was within call.

Sir Vernon, seeing how the lady’s hands were shaking, undertook the pouring out himself.

'Tis tea, he said, naught but that. Mr Allard would be quite furious at any Gothic devices at Mamzelle Bridgette’s.

She gave a very faint smile.

A little general conversation on idle matters while she drank her tea – but then to business.

Had been informed by Lord Gilbert of the devices she had been about to raise the ready

She blushed and hung her head.

Was in some surprise that you had not just gone prig trinkets and pieces of jewellery –

She looked up. O, that just makes trouble! There is an outcry, and interrogation of servants, and blame being cast here and there –

Putting down her cup and saucer, she went on. Sure, that was how it began. I was in desperate straits, and there was Mrs Pennyport, ever fidgeting with her fine emerald bracelet and complaining upon the clasp, and that it was scratching her, and she put it off –

But then it came to all that furore, so I sneaked into her dressing-room to return it in such a way that she would think that she had just misplaced it, for she was exceeding given to that, and while I was doing so, in her jewel-casket came across this pretty little silver case adorned with gems. And I opened it and inside there was a daguerreotype of that actor – the one that went to New South Wales some while ago – with a very warm personal inscription – and it came to me that she would not cry out upon the loss but would be very eager to ransom it. And that she would very likely not wish Colonel Pennyport to know of it.

So I began to look about the company wherever we went, and to consider upon what secrets they might have –

Better and better, thought Sir Vernon. This argued very promising gifts. He smiled at her and said, at least she was not selling Society secrets to the scandal-monging sheets!

She pulled a face and said, should have no notion how to go about that!

Indeed one supposed not. Ladies might come about to have some acquaintance with pawnbrokers – though, now he thought upon it, mayhap they would send a trusted maidservant about such errands? Clorinda would surely know! – but hardly the hacks that lurked in the labyrinth of streets off the Strand.

He changed the subject to mention that he understood that she had a fine command of French

That one would anticipate, 'twixt that French governess and her relatives across the Channel.

– would be of great utility. So, the notion was, she would go to Baden-Baden, and would have letters of introduction to an English lady of rank residing there, was in the service of the Crown

Perchance he would not mention the name, for doubtless the adverse reputation of Lady Trembourne still lingered in Society circles, and would rather Lady Gabrielle made her own judgement upon meeting the lady.

One saw a certain relief at the thought that she would not be an entire lonely stranger.

He proceeded to the various practicalities of remuneration – of communication – cyphers and invisible inks –

All entirely satisfactory – a quick apprehension that one would never have supposed from the way she was talked of about Society – and would be departing within the fortnight.

Another useful agent that he had acquired through Clorinda’s abilities. Sure, he might wish that he could have Miss Hacker in government service, rather than as 'twere a free-lance providing occasional assistance in the teaching of her skills. But Clorinda herself had shown him how very competent women could be about the business of gleaning intelligence.

A more confident Lady Gabrielle was escorted from the discreet chamber by Allard, and Sir Vernon made his way down the covert stair.

Now he might go convey this excellent news to Clorinda – 'twas very little distance to walk – might take a short promenade through the Park on the way, though at this season there were few to observe.

He found that Clorinda had company, although perchance she did not count members of the Ferraby family as such. That very well-esteemed physician Dr Quintus Ferraby, that had a most fashionable practice – honorary posts at the oldest hospitals – did a deal of fine philanthropic work – already a Fellow of the Royal College –

Looked a little worn, but Clorinda explained that dear Quintus had come to leave a PPC before going to join Sukey and the children at Margate, and of course she would not let him depart just leaving his card –

Sir Vernon nodded. And added that he hoped that Dr Ferraby did not feel that this recent device was in contravention of his Hippocratic oath? exceeding grateful for his services in the matter.

Ferraby raised his eyebrows. Why, the young woman was in quite desperate condition – a decline was the least of one’s fears. Without she got right away into fresh scenes – new diversions – and the course of treatment I have writ to certain colleagues in Baden-Baden recommending – I would not have been surprized by some kind of hysterical manifestation. Or mayhap religious melancholia. One never knows how these cases may develop.

But, he went on, I fancy we have caught it in time. I am very much inclined to suppose that her present way of life is much of the trouble. Change, I believe, will wreak considerable benefit.

He went on – lord, how these medical fellows prosed! – to explain that there were certainly cases when rest and quiet were to be prescribed, but one had to fit the remedy to the particular patient and their case – was very condemnatory of those quacks that sent every one to Malvern and cold water – could be exceeding deleterious –

Not Harrogate? murmured Clorinda.

Ferraby grinned at her. Baden-Baden happens to answer exceedingly in this young lady’s case.

Sir Vernon was a little perturbed that Dr Ferraby might, in fact, have advized some entirely different spaw! But as it was, he could be relieved that all had fallen out quite pat.

He hoped that the doctor might leave shortly so that he might convoke somewhat more confidential with Clorinda.

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