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It was put to me, by those that appreciated this account, that there were those that would desire these memoirs in a more compendious and portable form. We are ever indebted to the inestimable services and skills of Mistress [personal profile] clanwilliam that made Volumes the First to the Twelfth of these memoirs available as what are known among the cognoscenti as, ebooks. However, your amanuensis has now been about the task of editing and correcting errours with a view to publication not only in electronick form by that esteem'd publisher, Sleepy Wombatt Press, but also in pretty bound volumes for such as prefer 'em in such form.

Volumes the First to Twelfth: The Comfortable Courtesan, Rustick Exile, A Change of Station, Old Enemies, New Problems, Dramatick Rivalry, Domestick Disruptions, Society Favourite, Sudden Death, Romantick Stratagems, An Honourable Estate, Invited Everywhere and Felicities Maximized are now available, in forms suited to several e-readers and also as pretty bound volumes, by way of the website, where there may also be found a deal of useful, instructive and mayhap even entertaining information relating to these works, including notes and annotations on the allusions in the memoirs.

Although this concludes the Memoirs as such, there is some intention to publish further adventures concerning Clorinda and her circle. So far, Volumes 1-25 of Clorinda Cathcart's Circle have appeared: The Ironmaster's Tale (Josiah Ferraby), A Man of Independent Mind (Alexander MacDonald MA), Incalculable Diffusion (Divers Friends and Acquaintances), Two Weddings and Several Revelations (The Younger Generation Coming of Age), Favours Exchanged (Ancient Secrets) Mistress in Her Household (Eliza Ferraby's Story, 1), Above Rubies (Eliza Ferraby's Story, 2), Torches: Acquaintance Old and New, The Chatelaine (Eliza Ferraby's Story, 3), Tricks and Traps: Tables Turned, Good Practices: Early Years - A Prequel, Coming to Terms: Consequences Impend, The Courtesan and the Clergyman, Revenants: Shadows from the Past, Unhistoric Acts: An Imperfect Social State, Rescue Operations: Changes of Life, Repercussions: Deceptive Disguises, Aftermath: Tides Turning, Pretty Ring Time: Matches Making, Due Diligence: Settling Affairs, Succession: Marriages and Funerals, Growing Good: Seasonal Celebrations, Challenges: Partings and Plots, Connexions: Widening Circles and Choices: Taking Decisions. Further volumes are in prospect. The Reading Order and Chronology here may be found helpfull.

There is also now available a guide to the extensive Cast of Players.

Those that wish to be beforehand of intelligence concerning these works, forthcoming volumes, and certain free offers, are adviz'd to follow MadameClorinda on bluesky, or subscribe to the newsletter Clorinda's Salon.

Clorinda's Lockdown Treat: Shawls Stitched with Love - The Cathcart Apocrypha - Volume 3 may be downloaded at the website.

Clorinda's Yuletide Treats 2020, 2021 and 2025: Unlacing their Stays - The Cathcart Apocrypha - Volume 4, Frost Festival - The Cathcart Apocrypha - Volume 5, and Times Changing Belowstairs - The Cathcart Apocrypha - Volume 6 may also be downloaded at the website.

Madame C- also desires her amanuensis to reiterate, to those that have a desire to emulate her good friend that goes by the style of HotUtilitarian in writing what is call’d fanfic, that several works can now be found at AO3, and may indeed be added unto by those that so desire. Indeed, words can hardly convey her most exceeding gratification at being a Yuletide fandom (though not, we think, the latest year of grace, if such we may call it?).

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Please do let yr humble amanuensis know if there are any omissions or queries.

Volume 1

Madame C- C-: Clorinda Cathcart, the memoirist

Her household: Hector (Wilson), her black manservant; Seraphine (Pyecroft), his mixed-race cousin, the cook; (Thomasina) Docket, a lady's maid; Phoebe, Hector's sister, the housemaid, later advanced to housekeeper; Tibby (Phillips), a housemaid who aspires to become a lady's maid; Euphemia (Bennett), kitchen-maid; Prue (Brown), under-housemaid; Titus (Marshall), Hector's nephew, odd-job boy

The Reverend Mr A-: The Reverend Mr Armitage, parson in the London parish where Clorinda resides

Miss A-: Amelia Addington, actress

Bellamy: Lady Wallace’s lady’s maid

Miss B-: the late Miss Billston, a distant cousin of Lady Jane Beaufoyle, and her lover, a talented amateur composer

Mrs (‘Aunty’) Black: a midwife

*Mr B-: Mr Boxtell, a banker

Mamzelle Bridgette, a supposedly French modiste, real name Biddy Smith, an old friend of Docket

Mr C-: Mr Carter, surgeon to the antipodean expedition

Miss D-: Miss Daniels, a gossip of the demimonde

Mr de C-: Raoul de Cleraut, painter of French émigré origin

Dorcas (Chapman): a cousin to several in Clorinda’s household, maid to Miss Addington

The dreadfull crocodile: Old Lady Wallace, mother to Sir Barton Wallace

M. Duval: Lord Raxdell’s chef de cuisine

The Earl of E-: The Earl of Erringe, an elderly and debauched nobleman

Mr E-: Mr Evenden, FRS, a chemist

*Mr F-: Josiah Ferraby, ironmaster and civic improver; married to Eliza Ferraby; children Harry, Elizabeth (Bess), Margaret (Meg), Josiah (Josh) and Quintus

Frederique: Lord Raxdell’s valet

Mr G-: Mr Gaffney, a second-rate tragedian

Miss G-: Abigail Gowing, a courtesan, dear friend of Clorinda and a noted gamester

Mr G- D-: Mr Gordon Duncan, a singer

*Mr H-: Mr Hacker, FRCS, surgeon, anatomist and man-midwife

*Sir V- H-: Sir Vernon Horrobin, of the Embassy at Washington,

Lady J-: Lady Jane Beaufoyle, sister to the Duke of Mulcaster

*Mr J-: Mr Harold (formerly Hywel) Jenkins, an actor-manager

Dr J-: Dr Jessop, a physician at Harrogate

*Admiral, formerly Captain, K-: Admiral Knighton, RN

The K-s: the Knowles family: Miss Viola Knowles (little V), her twin brother Sebastian, her father, a wealthy City businessman, her mother, her elder half-sister Miss (Martha) Knowles, engaged to Jacob Samuels

Miss L-: Miss Lewis, a professional pianist, devoted friend of Miss McKeown

Madame Lisette, born Bessie Wilcox, another supposedly French modiste

Mr MacD-: Alexander MacDonald, MA, Sandy, secretary to Lord R-

Miss McK-: Miss McKeown, a professional singer, devoted friend of Miss Lewis, kept by Mr Boxtell

Duke of M-: see Lord S-

Maggy: Miss Addington’s dresser

Miss M-: Miss Minton, an actress

The Reverend Mr M-: Mr Morrison, headmaster of a boys’ school attended by the elder Ferraby boys

Mr N-: Mr Nixon, of the Home Office

Mrs O’C-: Mrs O’Callaghan, an Irish supposed widow, neé Mary Theresa O’Grady; Mr O’C-: Mr O’Callaghan, her scoundrel husband

Mr O’D-: Mr O’Donnell, a gentleman about Town with aspirations to Miss Lewis’s favours, under treatment by Mr Hacker for an unmentionable disease

*Mr P-: Mr Pargiter, a dramatic critic who publishes under the style of Aristarchus

Lord P-: The Earl of Pockinford, famed connoisseur of cows

Mr Q-: Mr Quennell, an attorney

*Lord R-: Gervase Reveley, Viscount Raxdell; aka Milord, G

*Mr R-/Sir Z- R-: Mr Robinson, RA, a painter, subsequently Sir Zoffany Robinson

*Lord S-, subsequently Duke of M-: Beaufoyle Beaufoyle, Lord Sallington, heir to the Duke of Mulcaster, succeeds on his father’s sudden death: Biffle to his intimates

Mr S-: Mr (Jacob) Samuels, a Jewish geologist affianced to the elder Miss Knowles

Miss T-: Miss (Katherine) Thorne, a not so very young lady having a London Season, a friend of Susannah Wallace

The Reverend Mr T-: Mr (Thomas) Thorne, a clergyman with scientific and mathematical interests

Signor V-: Signor Vivanti, an Italian violinist and patron of Miss Lewis

*Sir B- W-: Sir Barton Wallace, MP, man about town and gamester, a quondam favourite of Clorinda but enjoying the favours of Miss Gowing prior to his marriage to Lady (Susannah) Wallace

*Major W-: Major (Arbuthnot) Wallace, a cousin of Sir Barton Wallace, lately serving at the Cape

Williams: the Duchess of Mulcaster's lady’s maid

*General Y-: General Yeomans, of the Honourable East India Company’s Madras forces, retired

An as yet unnamed journeyman printer (Alf)

A wombatt, initially in the possession of Mr Thorne, but given by him to Sir Zoffany Robinson before setting out on the antipodean expedition

( Volume 2: Changes in station and new characters )


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( Volume 5: Changes in station and new characters )


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( Volume 9: Changes in station and new characters )


( Volume 10: Changes in station and new characters )


( Volume 11: Changes in station and new characters )


( Volume 12: Changes in station and new characters )



*Gentlemen who have enjoyed, or supposedly enjoyed, Clorinda’s professional favours at some time or other

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Not yet declined

Clorinda stirred and woke and sat up in bed. She looked down at the peacefully slumbering figure beside her with a tender smile. Had not used to be the like – had been restless – started awake at any slight disturbance – one could not in the least wonder at it. But now Leda came round to feeling safe – secure – that danger did not constantly impend –

O, was never careless! Not in the least. A fine alertness. But had been the like of a cat that lives on the streets and is it tempted by a saucer of milk will be watchful and ready to flee, and hiss and scratch any hand that dares approach. And now would not only sit purring by the fire but curl up in a warm lap and seek caresses –

It was an entire unexpected revelation to Clorinda, that had never anticipated a new place opening in her heart –

We know what we are, but not what we may be!

She rose carefully, so as not to disturb the sleeper – for Leda had a deal of late nights about the business she was at – and went out into the dressing-room, where Sophy was already bustling. She raised her eyebrows. Clorinda looked back towards the bedroom and laid a finger on her lips. Sophy nodded and looked doating. Had become very fond of Leda.

She helped Clorinda into her peignoir and seated her before the mirror so that she might brush out any nighttime tangles from her hair. Very peaceful. No need yet to discuss the demands of the day.

And then to breakfast – no, she did not need to peruse the letters that had already arrived! sometimes one thought this fine penny post was an entire burden that encouraged people to indite quite unnecessary notes and send 'em to and fro. She would sit quietly and contemplate over the tale she had, alas, been obliged to put aside during this present press o’ business.

She was just buttering a second pikelet and gathering her forces to undertake looking at the post, when came in Sandy. She raised her eyebrows. Will not enquire where you have been, she smirked. But I daresay you will be able to manage a little more breakfast and mayhap some coffee.

Sandy put on a most exaggerated John Knox face and then grinned. Sure it is agreeable to be back in civilization! he said, after running around country places. Will concede that young Brocken does Matt entire credit, but I cannot be entire at ease with a member of the Metropolitan Police.

It is most agreeable to have the bello scozzese back in civilization again! How might a foolish featherwit get on without your sound manly counsel –

Sandy snorted coffee. After mopping himself up with a napkin, he confided that matters as ever went on admirably under her guiding hand and she should not fish for reassurance.

O, poo. This business of Hywel’s memorial would discompose the soberest Stoic. But at least I may have confidence that the practicalities are in the business-like hands of Rachel Demington, that comes convoke this morning. Indeed – she glanced at the clock on the mantelshelf – I must go have Sophy dress me proper.

When she returned to the dressing-room, she was informed that Leda had awoken, made her morning toilette, and gone breakfast in the kitchen in order to exchange gossip there afore being off to the agency.

Clorinda sighed a little inwardly, but sure Leda had her own life, and business to be about, and was no idler.

She was seated at her desk, with the various ledgers and papers of the Helena Fund about her, when Rachel, Lady Demington, was shown in.

It was very agreeable to see how well she looked. One could hardly forget how badly she had been pulled down after losing her second child and nearly her own life. But one must admire a husband like Artie who thought it more important that his wife should fully recover her health than that they should immediately be about begetting again! One did not always see the like. Of course, there had been her dearest Grand Turk, Josiah Ferraby, that would not put Eliza in danger after Quintus’s birth had left her very weakly: and that had led to their loving triangle of many years

Clorinda commended Rachel’s level head in the face of thespian uproar. Rachel giggled and said, had supposed that the way her family carried on over their amateur theatricals was because they were but amateurs, but now saw that 'twas somewhat to do with the nature of theatre itself, for there were those professionals, had been about treading the boards an entire age, got plays onto the stage as a regular proceeding, behaving like hysterical headless chickens –

Very good! said Clorinda. Indeed, have seen the like from my childhood – la, my dear mama would tell tales –

Rachel looked entire fascinated.

Wardrobe mistress and sometime dresser. You may imagine the fusses over costumes &C.

She told some few stories. Wondered how these might be reconciled with the gossip that she was some Ferraby connexion!

Well, she said, we have concluded our actual business, anyway, there is no harm in exchanging a little idle converse.

Rachel cleared her throat. Well, as business goes, had somewhat to open to your wisdom –

Oh dear, thought Clorinda, what brangle is this? Is it the Pockinfords? Does the Earl take some qualm over this memorial to an actor?

Rachel sighed. 'Tis my sister, and our cousin. That are – they even give it out thus themselves – as if they woke from an enchantment –

Oho! Now that Gillie Beaufoyle has returned to his diplomatic duties, they are no longer bespelled by his charms?

Exactly so! as if he had done anything to encourage 'em – took not the slightest notice beyond the demands of civility – and now they realize what very foolish young women they have been. Not merely the breach in their antient friendship, but that they have likely cooked their geese with the matches they aimed at.

Why, they were not the only ones, poor things. And poor Gillie, that had, I fancy, rather be closeted with a grammar of some obscure tongue than doing the pretty in ballrooms.

Oh, indeed, an admirably serious young man!

Clorinda paused to consider over any sources of intelligence she had concerning South Worpley or Trelfer. Had Flora and Hannah not remarked that South Worpley had greatly took to Mr Thornton that had come as tutor to Yeomans, as a brother lepidopterist? Though perchance their discourse was all of butterflies and moths and not flighty misses? Sallington had been at that fatal bachelor party at Mellonby so must be somewhat on terms with Trelfer.

Eventually she said, while one feels the young ladies perchance ought to return to the schoolroom for a season – Rachel chuckled gratifyingly – I will enquire about. Alas that Hattie Nixon is still entire devastated by the loss of Hywel Jenkins, was quite the finest gossip-monger.

O. O. Had Rachel really not known about that longstanding liaison? Sure, this was a different age.

Clorinda felt quite flustered at having made this revelation – at least she had made it to Rachel, that had grown up in a family that had been wont to make constant teazing allusions to her uncle Geoffrey’s amours before his marriage to Janey. Though they had known but the half!

Did not her publishers quite constantly impress upon her the requirements of Mudie’s Library? She suppressed a sigh.

After Rachel had departed, assuring Clorinda that she was not in the least shocked, Clorinda turned again to her correspondence, much of which was irksomely trivial. But, hah! here was an epistle from Rosamund Trembourne at Baden-Baden, excellent well, the usual code to indicate that there was further concealed matter. Clorinda warmed the pages before the fire. Ah. Certain matters to communicate to Sir Vernon when he came dine shortly.

She was just placing the letter in the concealed compartment of her desk when came in Hector saying, here was Lady Abertyldd wondering might Lady Bexbury be at home.

Charley Abertyldd? What might this be? Clorinda hoped all was well with Zipsie.

O, indeed I am at home to her! Bring her in, and desire some suitable refreshment sent up.

For a woman who had borne eight fine healthy children and was now a doating grandmother Charley was looking exceeding well. Abertyldd had turned out an excellent husband, that appreciated his wife’s understanding of business as well as her fine singing-voice. Her expression, however, showed a certain anxiety.

Is all well, my dear? Take that chair. Your father is in health, I hope? – she nodded – nothing to worry about with Zipsie – the children thriving – ?

Charley quite collapsed into the chair, saying that all her offspring were well but she had the burden on her hands of those tiresome chits of her sister’s –

From tales I hear, said Clorinda, I fancy they have read novels where the provincial miss comes to Town and quite outshines the jaded beauties that have been about the Season some while with her unspoilt beauty, her frank manners &C.

Charley burst out laughing. Quite so, except that they are affected little minxes. She then grew sober and sighed. But as for minxes – I am becoming greatly worried about Ollie. O, at first it seemed that he was becoming most responsible – going to Heggleton and studying the ways of business about the manufactory &C – making acquaintance in the town – and sure there is a very good set there, families one would have no objection to an alliance with. But I hear rumours that he is dangling after this baggage of an actress at the theatre –

La, said Clorinda, folding her hands in her lap, had you not also heard that she is one of Danvers Dalrymple’s by-blows? Took his name to perform under, so as not invoke comparisons with Clara Richardson –

Charley pursed her mouth. Even so.

Also, Bess Ollifaunt has informed me that she is an ambitious young actress that wishes to make her name on the boards, not merely treading 'em with a view to seeking an establishment.

Oh, that is a reassurance! She would have a shrewd understanding of the thespian species!

Quite so.

Charley left without beseeching Clorinda to devize some way of disentangling Ollie from Miss Dalrymple’s charms.

Hey-ho, thought Clorinda, I am not yet declined, it seems, into a serene old age, but am still sybil and contriver!


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A moderately satisfactory conclusion

They must be grateful that the vagaries of wind and tide had meant that there could have been no confiding of Blatchett’s body to the waves, as Sandy suspected would have otherwise been the case, that would have greatly confused matters.

At least, said Will Brocken of the Detective Branch, we may report that he is deceased.

Sandy looked down at the body. That was certainly so. They had contrived, by a certain amount of disbursement of funds, to have it conveyed to the nearest town from the coastal hamlet – barely even that, a few cottages and something that might by courtesy be deemed a tavern – where he had met his end.

Had been seriously knocked about, but – although a local surgeon had been summoned and they must wait upon his verdict to be sure – what had probably finally done for him was a blow to the head, that might have been the result of a fall rather than any deliberate blow.

Sandy sighed. I will surmize, he said, that while he was awaiting the conditions that would permit setting to sea, he decided to beguile the time by making some approach to one or other of the local women. For he had most certainly been drinking. And her husband or lover or brothers and their friends fell upon him.

That seems very probable, Brocken conceded. Just because they are, we must suppose, smugglers, does not mean they are not very protective of their womenfolk.

Precisely.

They continued to contemplate the corpse for a while. Hardly the glass of fashion and the mould of form after his desperate flight.

I wonder, Brocken mused, what they have done with the horse – that once 'tis fed, and rested, I daresay will still be a good nag had he managed not to lame it – one did admit to him trading it for passage to Holland.

They must have hiding-places, given their occupation. I am not sure it would be prudent to suggest a search.

Local feelings? I am somewhat adrift in parts the like of this. I suppose we might sound out what Mr Chessley thinks.

Chessley was the local magistrate. Sandy had no great opinion of his intellect, but doubtless the man had some knowledge of local opinion. Though one also heard that in parts like these, there were those, even magistrates, that winked at the traditional maritime trade and were perchance more concerned to preserve good relations than pursue the law to its utmost extent.

He came in wringing his hands, just ahead of a fellow carrying a surgeon’s bag, saying that sure they were not used to this sort of thing hereabouts, casting a glance at Brocken as if he had brought it with him like some contagion from Town.

The surgeon, one Latchard, made slight poo-pooing sounds and remarked that 'twas not as though he was not called in to pronounce upon some suspicious death from one year’s end to the next – why, 'tis not so many months since –

Chessley waved his hands. Yes, yes, but an Earl, a stranger to these parts – flying from the Law –

Latchard had the expression of one that was entire used to Chessley’s outbursts. He suggested that they might leave him to work –

Brocken said that he had oft viewed autopsies and would be grateful of a chance to observe.

Oh, are you used to the business – be quite welcome. Mr MacDonald?

Sandy decided that he could leave the observation of the dissection to Brocken, and left the cellar.

Chessley took him to a snug chamber within the Town Hall, and offered him a choice of refreshments.

Taking a large glass of brandy himself, he sat down by the fire, shaking his head. 'Tis seldom we have any troubles with those – those fisherfolk – are wont to deal with their own bothers – keep themselves to themselves –

I hope, ventured Sandy, we may prevail upon the tavern-keeper to testify?

Mayhap, said Chessley in doubtful tones. He was silent for a while, and then began to grumble upon the inconvenience of empanelling a coroner’s jury, for some specific local reason at this particular time: or perchance, thought Sandy, because he found this entire business a grotesque intrusion upon the usual tenor of life in this quiet small town.

Sandy tried to suppress his own impatience. Recalled Clorinda’s maxim that one must play it out to the last act and the final curtain. But sure this was becoming a very tedious proceeding. He had to admit, he had grown more used than perchance entire befitted a philosopher to the comfort of Clorinda’s establishment! That was not in the least rivalled by the kind of places where they had been obliged to find lodging during the hunt. Were they not as bad as might be – he was in a position to be somewhat nice in the matter – still could not compare.

And he was greatly missing a certain small dusky sarcastic fellow, and wondering how he did, and how matters were getting on among their set.

As well as his accustomed contact with lively minds at the colleges wherein he taught, besides more informally in conversation with Hannah or Flora and their circle.

Certainly Brocken was an agreeable and intelligent young man – had formerly been one of Matt Johnson’s juvenile Runners, that he had fee’d to watch those that would not suspect street urchins of anything except mayhap having designs on their purse. In the evenings during this pursuit they had sat yarning over ale – talking of their exploits with Matt –

Of course Sandy had some reserve when it came to the Metropolitan Police! But sure there was a difference 'twixt the Detective Branch and the common constables that patrolled Hyde Park and places of resort.

So the coroner’s inquest came about with more expedition than he had feared, and here they were in the courtroom with a deal of interested spectators –

Including a familiar very black face. How had the news already attained to Gordon Marshall, leading reporter for the Lowndes Press? Already had his notebook and pencil out. A clew was provided when Sandy observed sitting next to him Ferraby Lowndes, that one heard was travelling the country about press business, and no doubt had been in the area and at once communicated this matter of interest.

Brocken sworn in to recount the tale of how Lord Blatchett came to be upon this coast – presumption of guilty flight following the death of his friend Mr Mortimer Chellow of which they might have read in the newspapers – authorities wished to interrogate him as at the very least, a likely witness –

Latchard’s evidence on the cautious side – the deceased had been battered about considerable but he could not swear to the circumstances – death resulted from a blow to the head, again, he could by no means testify to the immediate cause.

A certain amount of local sensation in court when the keeper of the low tavern in which it had happened took the stand and was sworn in. A thick local dialect – somewhat surly in manner – fellow had been seeking a passage – some agreement had, he thought been come to – fellow then commenced upon drinking – grew uprageous and violent – the company obliged to set hands upon him – in the affray fell over and hit his head upon a stool –

Entirely plausible – no mention of any consideration involved in bargaining for the passage –

There was very little delay in bringing about a verdict of accidental death, though the foreman of the jury and the coroner both delivered themselves of animadversions upon drink.

Brocken shook himself. Well, I may go close the case – his behaviour argues his guilt in the matter, would you not agree? – I daresay there will be some man of law – mayhap steward of the estate? – will make arrangements – out of our hands –

Gordon Marshall and Ferry Lowndes came over as the crowd began to exit the courtroom.

Well, said Gordon, the press was rather hoping that we would have the full panoply of a trial before his peers in the House of Lords, very picturesque, and mayhap coming to a hanging with a silken rope as befitting his rank, but his end points a moral and adorns a tale, one cannot complain.

He looked at Brocken. Might we go take a glass of ale or so, so that I might glean a report on the fine work of the Detective Branch?

Brocken gave a lopsided grin and said, ale would come very welcome, and he minded upon Mr Marshall’s excellent reporting on the business of the Pottingell silver theft that he had investigated.

They were ensconced in a decent local tavern, and going over the tale with various telling details from the pursuit, when Ferry Lowndes frowned and said, is there an heir? A brother?

A cousin, I fancy, said Sandy, but I do not spend my days in perusing the Peerage.

Anyway, this was all no longer his business, to his great relief, and he might return to Town, and assure Brocken of continuing friendship and that he would ever be agreeable to talking over cases.

On returning to Clorinda’s pretty house, he found her in somewhat of a fret.

Theatricals! she exclaimed. Here are Hattie and Amelia, quite beg me to assist in this matter of the memorial for Hywel Jenkins, and really, it requires somewhat 'twixt the skills of a lion-tamer and a diplomat. For indeed, all wish to pay tribute to the deceased, but –

Sandy grinned. They also wish their own standing to be properly recognized?

Clorinda sighed. Would that I might box their ears and send 'em supperless to bed. But, my dear, I apprehend that you have had a moderately satisfactory conclusion to your pursuit – read the report – one probably should not say, that is two very tiresome fellows out of the way, most uncharitable, but they are little loss – but you will wish to repair from your travels and I daresay have plans.

O, and I fail to mention that Lord Saythingport lately had a stroke and at present lies invalid at the Grigsons under the care of crack nurses.

Further enlightenment was conveyed when Sandy saw Maurice. A horrid shock for the poor little renter he was with at the time – a deal of careful covert conveying him to Asterley’s – yes, actually at the club – Sir Stockwell was like to have a fit himself –

So Asterley’s prophesy proved accurate!

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Must do all that’s proper

Mr Grigson had long since breakfasted and gone to the City, so Cretia and Vicky were alone in the enjoyment of the fine repast Miriam had sent up and a general gossiping over matters.

Cretia remarked that she did, indeed, begin to have losses at those card-parties, and Mrs Merrett had tapped her nose on their departure. Also some of the other ladies that were quite habituées were showing very friendly, extending invitations to tea &C. Seemed as if they might wish gossip a little upon those occasions, Janey supposed might be most useful. They seemed a little one might only say intimidated by Janey –

Vicky grinned. O, that terrifying mathematical bluestocking?

Quite! And her very looks can be somewhat daunting – so tall – does not at all try to conceal it –

Vicky grinned again. Sure she is a pet lamb in comparison to her mother, that has terrified several generations of ladies!

Cretia was still in wonderment that Vicky was on such terms of – one might only call it easiness – with the formidable Lady Jane, over matters of classical learning.

She looked at the table and the spread laid out on the sideboard. I wonder should we tell Miriam she need not lay out quite such a feast.

For, for some while now, Grinnie, during his morning rides in the Park, had been in the habit of encountering Lady Zellen, and being invited back to take breakfast with her. There could not be the least objection: the lovely Zellen daughters were all well-married so she could not be suspected of any business of setting matrimonial snares. On several occasions her husband had also been present – prime fellow, Sir Hartley, Grinnie had remarked, very enlightening on certain matters going forward in the Commons – and also her son Mr Jack. The Zellens were part of a very good set, it must be entirely the best thing for Grinnie to mingle with 'em.

I wonder, Vicky remarked, that Lord Talshaw does not go about to acquire a nag or so of his own. Sure I would be honoured to make an introduction to The Lady – that is, Mrs Penkarding – to advize him in the matter.

Cretia pondered this for a moment. She frowned a little. Still all comes a little strange to him?

Mayhap. Vicky nodded, and got up to serve 'em both from the sideboard.

They were contemplating over the question of devilled kidneys when came in, unexpected and looking rather dishevelled, Grinnie himself.

How now, Grinnie! cried Cretia. Did not expect you, but indeed there is ample fare enough –

He rested his hand on the back of a chair, gasped a little, and said, Hon – Lady Zellen told me, had it from Sir Hartley, that Father had an apoplectic seizure last night – fortunately one summoned Asterley and the matter has not proved mortal but 'tis still in serious case.

Vicky handed him a cup of coffee. He drank it automatically. Has been taken to Asterley’s house, but that can only be temporary – is not set up as a nursing-home – he is already about finding suitable nurses –

Sit down, said Cretia, before you fall over. He did so.

He ran his hand over his face. I fancy – she implied from things Sir Hartley did not say – certain looks – that there was somewhat embarrassing about the circumstances –

Cretia sighed. O, he was with That Woman?

That, or some other debauchery, said Grinnie with a grimace. I did not wish to interrogate further.

They fell silent. Brother and sister gazed at one another, in some perturbation as to what their course of action should be.

Vicky cleared her throat. Might I venture some suggestions –

They looked at her with eager gratitude. Say on, said Grinnie.

I am like think it would be considered the correct thing for Lord Talshaw to go to Dr Asterley’s and observe the Marquess’s condition – speak directly to the doctor about the prognosis – whether 'twould be prudent to move His Lordship yet - &C&C. But first, Your Lordship, you should take at least a little breakfast!

Indeed, said Cretia, getting up to prepare a plateful for Grinnie that would be easy to eat.

Then, I fancy the proper course would be for Lady Lucretia to go to Trembourne House to convey the news in person –

That was very well thought-of! And one might enquire of the Undersedges about their opinion of Asterley, that the late Lord Trembourne had consulted.

A note should be sent to Mr Grigson about what comes forth – and one supposes Lord Iffling should be informed, he is said to have returned to Town –

Cretia handed the plate to Grinnie. Do try to eat something, should not go running about in this matter on an empty stomach. She herself took a muffin and buttered it lavishly before adding Roberts and Wilson’s Raspberry Conserve.

Having taken the time it took to consume this to consider the matter further, she said, 'Tis asking a good deal and mayhap beyond your duties, but Vicky, might you write and send those notes?

Vicky shrugged. Was about to offer, for sure you should both be off expeditious.

A little later the two of 'em were coming down the staircase, tidied and dressed to go out into company. They clutched hands as they reached the bottom. The Marquess had been a looming presence in their lives – they could not confess to anything in the way of affection – but this was a shock – almost more so than the death of their elder brother, given his reckless ways. Had always supposed their father hale.

Cretia kissed Grinnie on the cheek. I cannot speak definite without talking to Mr Grigson, but I am like to think he would agree that Father should come and be nursed here. He can hardly go to whichever of his clubs he was living at.

Grinnie groaned. Can hardly throw the tenants out of Arching House. He turned towards the door, where one could hear the carriage being drawn up. You have an entire paragon of a secretary, do you not?

O, indeed! Would not know what to do without her.

She went into the library, where Vicky was ignoring the post piled up on the silver tray, and writing little notes to be dispatched by footmen to the City for Mr Grigson and to Lord Iffling’s club.

I suppose, she said, that the club have instructions where to send messages is he not there –

Should we inform Rina?

Vicky grimaced. I wondered should we send a telegram, but I think Lord Iffling should be apprized of the situation first. Less likelihood of trouble.

Cretia sighed. But really, she did not relish the prospect of Rina descending upon the household in a fuss.

She was very pleased to find Mama alone when she arrived at Trembourne House. One did not want to give Myo any shock.

Mama put by her embroidery frame and patted the place beside her on the sopha. Cretia! What a surprize!

Indeed, Mama, 'tis indeed a surprize, I have troubling news – Father is reported to have had an apoplectic seizure last night –

Lady Saythingport gasped.

– Dr Asterley was summoned and he is now under his care, for the present – he is calling upon nurses – Grinnie has gone to see how things are.

Mama grasped Cretia’s hand. But he lives?

That was what was give out.

One hears that there are those survive – even recover – but 'tis a serious matter. She sighed. Asterley is very well-spoke-of – I am sure we may have the greatest confidence in his ministrations –

Came in Lady Undersedge saying, heard Lady Lucretia had called? So Cretia explained the reason for her unexpected arrival.

O, one can have no objections at all to Asterley! He was ever trying to wean Papa from his running after the newest quack that took his fancy, and get him to stick to a regular regimen, but 'twas quite hopeless, she sighed.

I suppose, said Mama, I should go visit – or is he in no condition to have visitors? – one would wish to do the proper thing –

Cretia could not prevent a slight snort. Fancied was any of 'em in some medical crisis their father would have been in no great hurry to come inspect the situation – but indeed, they should not take his behaviour as the model!

The door opened as a footman ushered in Jimsie Trembourne with his arm supporting Myo, that looked in excellent good health for a lady that was manifestly increasing.

Cretia was obliged to repeat the tale over again –

Of course, said Jimsie, glancing at his sister, I daresay we might find accommodation for him here – put up nurses &C –

I have not yet spoke to Mr Grigson but I am like to think that we could provide the same –

Lady Undersedge murmured that dared say one might find a set of rooms well away from any disturbance by the children – but perchance might be a little disturbing for Myo at a time when a state of equanimity was recommended?

One might see that she was already considering over the practicalities! She gave a little start and said, but let them sit down and take some refreshment – walking over to ring the bell –

They were seated and taking tea while engaging in more general speculation on the matter – thinking over relatives and acquaintance that had suffered the like – had not seen enough of the Marquess lately to have had any suspicions concerning his health –

When a footman announced Lord Talshaw, and entered Grinnie.

Tea, said Lady Undersedge, sit down and recover yourself. Mayhap a little brandy?

He shook his head. Asterley provided me with a restorative glass before I left. He glanced down into his cup. Does not think it likely to prove mortal, at least, not immediate unless there is another seizure, but will take some while to recover – very likely will be somewhat incapacitated in speech and motion – at present he is unconscious, face awry, breathing what Asterley said was characteristic stertorous – Says he is applying to the Institution of Nursing Sisters –

Very prudent!

They looked around at one another.

Jimsie glanced at Myo’s not-quite concealed built-up shoe. Her father had accorded her quite the minimum amount of medical attention for her lameness.

Grinnie sighed and said, must do all that’s proper.


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A delightful unexpected treat

Sybil Vernall was very contented with her life – could hardly believe how agreeable it was. Here she was, in the capacity of secretary to Her Grace the Duchess of Mulcaster, quite the most charming of women as well as exceedingly learned. Able to assist her in her study of Bengali, that Sybil knew from her upbringing in Calcutta, as well as common Hindustani, and in her correspondence with members of the Brahmo Samaj, that wished to bring about reforms in those parts.

That was pleasing enough – quite infinitely preferable to going out as a governess, that she had feared might be her fate, or mayhap going keep house for her stepbrother and guardian and attend to keeping up his appointment books and correspondence with his patients, that most busy physicians acquired a wife to take care of.

But she also became an author, under the style of Selina Vavasour – had already had a tale published in last year’s Casket, several short pieces in The Lady’s What-Not, and another tale forthcoming in the next Casket. Under her own name had several translations of Bengali poems published in Steenie – Lord Stephen Beaufoyle – and his friends’ literary magazine Helicon. Was now in her free hours working on a series of sketches of life in Calcutta, that she fancied might be of interest to The Oracle? Would ask Hannah Roberts, that was quite her mentor in the literary life –

However, at the moment she should be devoting herself to the matter of Her Grace’s calendar and the invitations she had begun to receive now that Society was returning to Town. There were always some that she could be quite sure would be accepted, but others that she must put by to discuss.

She was engaged in this when came in to her room Chloe Ollifaunt.

Chloe! You are returning here?

Chlore perched on a corner of the desk. Oh, indeed I am! Has been put to me – and to Ferry –

It had become very clear of recent months that Chloe and Ferraby Lowndes had the greatest partiality for one another and that all considered it a most eligible match, Ferry being the eldest son of Andrew Lowndes of the ever-growing Lowndes periodical press and very much preparing to take a place in the business.

– that we are still young even do we know our own hearts, and here is Mr Lowndes wants to send Ferry about to look into various provincial newspapers he thinks of acquiring, and Mama says it will be entirely advantageous to me to spend another Season or so going about in Society, and she did the like – Chloe finished on a groan.

How very tiresome, said Sybil sympathetically. So Ferry will not even be in Town?

Quite so, said Chloe, with a tragic expression. And they will not even hear of a formal engagement, only an understanding within our families. Quite hideous oppressive.

'Twas hardly Romeo and Juliet, thought Sybil, given the circumstance that both families smiled upon the pair. But must be irksome to a couple already so besotted with one another.

Still, Chloe admitted, although I daresay there will be a tiresome round of doing the social pretty, I may go to the theatre and continue reviewing plays and writing on the drama, Mr Lowndes is very eager that I should do so.

For Chloe’s reviews in Helicon had so prepossessed Mr Lowndes and Hannah Roberts that they had besought her to as 'twere turn professional.

Came bouncing into to the room Bella. O! here you both are.

They looked at her. She appeared to be dressed rather soberly, for going out.

Is there some charity meeting this afternoon? asked Sybil in some anxiety, consulting the diary.

No, Bella responded with a proud smile, Lady Wallace takes me to the Ladies’ Gallery at the House of Commons.

They both stared at her as if she had grown a second head.

The House of Commons? murmured Chloe in baffled tones.

O, ‘tis the finest thing to be going there with the famed Aspasia, that can communicate all the inwardnesses of what is going forward, and who everyone is, and the histories – good as a play, Mama says.

Chloe and Sybil exchanged glances. Was this the latest of Bella’s freaks? ‘Twas certainly unexpected – a considerable difference from her admiration for Lady Emily and her hawks &C – or the wish to marry an explorer like Josh Ferraby –

Yet Bella had grown quieter and more thoughtful since the Hackwold Event at the New Year – done a deal of reading that was not merely the latest novels – had shown herself very helpful to her father during the election –

Anyway, Bella went on, Steenie was looking for Chloe to inveigle her to write somewhat for Helicon –

They all groaned, then Chloe said she supposed 'twould be civil to write something. Supposing one saw the publication of another issue at any time.

Sybil ventured that that set seemed brisker and somewhat more toward about producing a veritable issue in reasonable time of recent weeks.

Was not several of 'em at Mellonby? said Bella. Maybe give 'em a shock?

Chloe frowned. In a play, she suggested, they would have had guilty secrets known to that horrid Chellow creature that died with him, to their relief.

Oh, really! What guilty secret might Bertie Fawsley have?

Sybil cleared her throat and said, her dear late Mama used to say that we knew very little about the lives of men and what they got up to when we did not see. For when we were in Calcutta she received a deal of attentions, and every so often Uncle John or Uncle George would warn her against some fellow, though they would seldom be very specific about the objection.

Has not Flora Ferraby writ, declared Bella, of that state of affairs? – Men’s wild oats &C winked at, and girls kept in ignorance – a shocking thing – men can indeed be horrid –

Sybil observed that Bella was blushing somewhat and looking uneasy. But sure they were aware that she had been perusing the works of that scandalous Miss Ferraby! And 'twas rumoured that His and Her Grace would entirely have welcomed her as a bride for Essie. Undoubtedly there were circles in which an unmarried young woman might wish to conceal her knowledge of those works – one might imagine the reaction of Dumpling Dora Pockinford! – but not within these walls.

Entered Her Grace. Bella! Here you are! The carriage is entire in readiness and I hope you do not intend to keep Susannah Wallace waiting after she has been so kind as to constitute herself your cicerone in parliamentary matters.

Bella coloured more deeply. La, is that really the time? She whisked out of the room.

Chloe said that 'twas entirely their fault for detaining Bella in gossip.

Her Grace smiled at Chloe and said she hoped Steenie was not badgering her already over the Helicon. Chloe grinned, and said, mayhap somewhat on this tribute to the late Mr Jenkins – she sighed, adding that she was in the greatest envy that her little sister had heard his Mark Antony.

That evening Sybil went dine with her stepbrother, that she did every month or so, in order that he might ascertain that she continued to thrive and that there were no matters that, in his capacity as guardian, he needed to concern himself with.

Sure, though Sybil, Dr Asterley was amiable enough but she was rather glad that she was not obliged to live with him.

But what a delightful unexpected treat! There was another guest, her dear Uncle George, Surgeon-Major Hicks that had been in the Bengal Medical Service, that she had not seen this while.

Transpired had become quite the colleague of her stepbrother, that was most interested in Uncle George’s notions about exercizes to remedy certain conditions – had begun with treating injured soldiers to bring 'em back not just to health but to capacity – devizing more efficacious aids for the crippled –

So there was a deal of conversation over that – and what excellent work Mr Benjamin Wilson was doing in the matter of artificial limbs &C – was the brother of that paragon of nurses, Sister Patience Wilson –

There was a certain amount of what one might only deem teazing 'twixt the two men over questions of diet – for Dr Asterley had notions that meant that the fare at his table was like to be very plain, and Uncle George claimed that the spices he had come to relish were entirely sanitive as well as exceeding delicious –

Perchance in those parts they have a necessary function, but I am not sure that they are suited to our climate –

Sybil kept her eyes on her plate, for the cooks at Mulcaster House were capable of producing a very fine currie or pillaw and 'twas for her almost a taste of home.

Uncle George was now got on to his beloved Sikhs, that were not in the least effete or vitiated, but fine specimens of manhood – and did not keep their womenfolk veiled and mewed up, either, magnificent creatures –

'Twas, thought Sybil, with him and with Uncle John, as in some romance of chivalry, where there would come some noble adversary that might be an enemy but would demonstrate admirable qualities –

Dr Asterley commented that he had heard that the Sikhs were not forbid to eat beef?

Indeed they eschew a deal of the superstitious practices of the other races in the country!

He was continuing to expatiate upon their fine charitable ways, when came in the manservant clutching a note and went up to her stepbrother, saying that a man had come to the door, said was very urgent.

He read the note. Looked most put about. 'Tis a patient of mine – has been took in an apoplectic seizure –

Why, cried Uncle George, sure you must go to him at once, 'tis entirely no time to hesitate in such a case.

Quite so – go bring my bag, and see can you summon a cab – Hicks, I know not when I might return, should be obliged might you escort Miss Vernall home.

No trouble in the least.

After he had left most extreme precipitate, Uncle George shook his head and said, dared say that was the life of a fashionable physician, and should discover was no such serious matter.

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Would be quite acceptable

Still being in mourning was less hindrance to her activities than one might have supposed, Rosamund, Dowager Countess of Trembourne, considered. Oh, certainly she was obliged to eschew the casino, and balls, and there were doubtless some invitations she was not receiving out of respect for her loss – she inwardly sniggered – but really, the usual round of life in Baden-Baden provided her with a deal of interesting encounters.

She took the waters – went to the baths – there could be entirely no objection to a recent widow making a promenade in the pretty woodland and riverside walks – or going listen to music –

And Lady Trembourne had acquired a deal of acquaintance during those years of being dragged about the spaws of the continent by that dreary hypochondriacal creature her husband! As well as during their occasional visits to cities where he might find physicians to consult about his imaginary ailments and prescribe some new dietary regimen. In all these places she dared say he also had had no difficulty in finding ladies for hire to gratify his rather particular desires.

Really, even with the constraints of mourning, being at Baden-Baden without him, was extremely agreeable. She might dine without animadversions upon the unwholesomeness of the dishes – go out without being warned about some dangers lurking in the airs –

Perchance there was one thing lacking to make everything entirely perfect – the presence of Lord Gilbert Beaufoyle – and she could not expect that their masters would want him dangling about her here, when he was posted to Paris. Where she must anticipate that there was a great deal of opportunity for a young man with Gillie’s skills in the present state of affairs.

For she was apprized that Gillie was at last, at least embarked for Paris, after the brangles and hindrances of the last months. She was grateful that she did not have to rely on Sir Vernon’s communications for her intelligence about what had been happening. For – it was, she knew, extremely kind and much, much more than she deserved of her – Clorinda Bexbury wrote her long amuzing gossipy letters about their circle. Entirely the sort of letter anyone might read, not a breath of any suspicion of anything more: and including certain code words to indicate that further matter was indited in invisible ink.

So Rosamund was as well-informed – perchance better-informed – as any in England about the Events at Mellonby and the pursuit of Blatchett and the other hindrances to Gillie’s return to duty.

She was also provided with very thorough details concerning this young woman that was being sent out to recruit her health in Baden-Baden but in fact to as 'twere apprentice herself to Rosamund in the arts of serving the nation in the gathering of intelligence.

Rosamund’s eyebrows had gone up as she read of Lady Gabrielle Mallafrey’s devices to obtain the ready by uncovering secrets members of her set would not wish exposed and holding them hostage. Indeed one saw how much more prudent a course that was than, mayhap, sneaking up a ring that had fallen from a finger and conveying it to a pawnbroker! Indeed, one heard there were ladies that fell into straits that obliged 'em to pop their lesser-displayed items of jewellery, but Rosamund had no notion of how one might go about that.

But how very shocking a story Lady Gabrielle’s was. That there were such monsters in the world. At least her husband’s peculiarities had hurt none but himself.

It was being given out that Lady Gabrielle was advized to recruit at Baden-Baden – some matter of a nervous disorder – 'twas not at all clear just how much of an invalid she was. Came a letter from Dr Ferraby – had writ to certain specialists that she should consult about her case – but would be grateful might Lady Trembourne escort Lady Gabrielle to take the waters and to the baths – and it was his considered opinion that distraction of mind by a round of genteel entertainment would be entirely sanitive for her condition.

Rosamund whistled. Excellent! No-one could cast any aspersion at a lady even was she still in mourning, that was in the capacity of chaperone to a young woman undertaking a medically-prescribed round of the gaieties of Baden-Baden. She fancied that his implication was, that the casino would be unduly exciting to her nerves – sure 'twas over-exciting to those without such ailments!

All fell out most satisfactory, provided she and Lady Gabrielle were able to be on terms.

She might have had some qualms, for the establishment still contained darling little Penelope. Rumour gave out that Penelope was the offspring of one of the servants, that Rosamund most charitably had permitted to keep with her until she might be weaned and sent to some suitable institution or foster-home.

Rosamund sighed. Of course it was entire prudence that Penelope, once she had come about to that condition, should go reside in the healthful Surrey airs at Yeomans, under the care of that paragon of nurses, Betty Higgins. Would have the benefit of other children around her – a fine governess –

And she did apprehend that once the child began running around and chattering, 'twould make her life much more complicated. No, the thing had to be done. But was a deal harder to contemplate than she had imagined.

There was a little worry that given Lady Gabrielle’s habits of poking and prying she might come about to uncovering the truth of the matter. But there was Lady Gabrielle in somewhat of a like situation – a daughter in the care of her former governess in the sanitive seaside airs of Brittany – she too had secrets. Might it be sensible to take her into confidence?

When one had long had the habit of silence and discretion, 'twas hard to contemplate.

But would also be difficult to conceal that she was still about nourishing the fruit of her womb herself.

So it was in some turmoil of mind that Rosamund, accompanied by a maid, set off for the railway station to meet her guest.

Very agreeable not to be assailed by an account of all the ills that arose from railway travel – accidents were the least of it, had one believed her husband. Even had one not been at all convinced by any of his gloomy prognostications upon, well, upon everything, it had been a constant lowering accompaniment to daily life.

Here was the train, hissing steam, and passengers descending, and a considerable crowd waiting to greet 'em or solicit 'em to hotels or lodgings. Rosamund looked around. Was that her?

A tallish young woman, looking very nervous – but not sickly – violets in her hat, that were the sign of recognition – accompanied by a courier and a small party of other women, that were themselves looking about with the expectation of being met. Oh, all very proper. Nothing in the least hugger-mugger in the proceeding.

The courier looked around, and pointed – had doubtless been told to look for a lady in mourning, with violets in her bonnet – and the young lady gave a little start as Rosamund moved towards the group.

Proffered her card. Lady Gabrielle fumbled in her reticule and produced her own. They bowed to one another.

No reason to linger about here, thought Rosamund. The courier seemed an apt enough fellow, so she gave instructions concerning Lady Gabrielle’s luggage and conveyed him a generous gratuity. Come, she said, I have a closed carriage waiting.

The young woman was doubtless a little knocked about by travel, however much this was a deal easier than in former days. Rosamund leaned back and decided not to interrogate her just yet about the journey. Instead spent a little while in scrutiny: her travelling-dress was very good, excellent stylish yet practical, she was reassured that she would not be giving her countenance to an entire dowd. Pale – but that was to be expected after a journey. Reasonable looks – not a great beauty, but nothing to be ashamed of. Properly turned out would be quite acceptable.

Arriving at their lodgings, Rosamund suggested that her guest might care to wash and tidy herself, and then come have some tea in the parlour. Lady Gabrielle blinked – what had she anticipated? – and followed the maid.

She returned in rather tidier case, but sank rather languidly into one of the excellent comfortable chairs, and her hand, as she took the tea-up, trembled a little.

I daresay, said Rosamund, you will need a day or so to recuperate after your journey –

Lady Gabrielle nodded – find myself somewhat wearied, she confessed.

Oh, 'tis entirely to be understood! – you may sleep in – light but nourishing food, the cook here entirely understands the requirements of those that come take the waters, 'tis not a constant round of heavy Germanic fare – sit out upon the balcony and take the air – I suppose you have letters of introduction to physicians &C that we may be about despatching –

Might you be so kind – Dr Ferraby has given me certain recommendations – Lady Bexbury provided some social introductions –

Of course Clorinda Bexbury would have acquaintance in Baden-Baden!

When you are feeling a little stronger I will show you about – advize on the best time to go to the baths – there is a deal to do here – the drawing-room of Europe as far as society goes, even is the Season at its end – but I see that you are indeed weary, you should go take a nap.

It might, one supposed, be her state of exhaustion that meant that she did not manifest the simpering and tittering &C for which one heard she was quite notorious. Or perchance, away from her accustomed circles, she no longer found it a necessity to present herself as a giggling ninny. For one speculated that that had been somewhat of a masquerade by a lady capable of undertaking that cunning scheme to raise the ready.

Indeed, she began to apprehend that she had guessed correctly a few days later as she began to describe to Lady Gabrielle the society she was likely to encounter – the persons of particular interest – and found her asking shrewd questions.

The safest course would be to take her into confidence and make the disclosure about Penelope – would be better to demonstrate that they were colleagues – that while there might be certain matters of discretion, they did not keep secrets from one another?

And there was Lady Gabrielle, somewhat tearful, showing her a daguerreotype of Fleurette.


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Laws matrimonial

Geoff Merrett exchanged glances with his wife Janey across the table. They had not anticipated this family dinner at Nuttenford House, to mark the return of his brother the Earl and his wife and family to Town, to turn into a convocation over the problem of Eddie’s chits!

Janey cast down her eyes with a slight smirk and he confided that she would not be extending any invitations for 'em to attend her conversaziones of intellectually-inclined young women! From what one had already heard about the pair, would most probable yawn and declare that a fusty bore. The worse for them!

Charley Abertyldd had said that, of course she was entire happy to be about their presentation, but –

One had gleaned the notion that the girls had very high-flown notions for what were, when you came down to it, the daughters of a gentleman-farmer, for that was what Eddie had become when he had gone take up the position of heir to Sir Charles Fairleigh, that dearest Mama was so happy with. So mayhap Charley, that like their own mother was a daughter of industry even was she Viscountess Abertyldd, was not what they considered up to snuff?

As, of course, would I be, murmured Rebecca, Countess of Nuttenford, but la, they have some very provincial views –

Her husband let out a faint growl. They have not dared –

She sighed and said, there was some comment overheard about dear Rachel’s aptitude for business that came rather pointed.

There was a deep groan, and Nan – Anna, Marchioness of Offgrange – said, she supposed she should have to undertake it.

My dear Hippolyta, said her husband, will it be too much of an ordeal I will invoke my husbandly veto – find some suitable reason –

Everybody chuckled at the thought of the doating Tony Offgrange forbidding Nan anything.

No – shall have to be in Town because of Inez, 'twill be something to occupy me.

Rebecca sighed. If only those two would make up their wonted friendship! – for amity had still not been restored 'twixt Ladies Inez and Leah following the departure of Lord Gilbert Beaufoyle for Paris and the resumption of his diplomatic duties. They no longer cut one another in company, at least – Inez could have come here.

Grissie Undersedge looked up. In more usual circumstances I am sure we should all be delighted to have Inez at Trembourne House, but, alas –

While one perceived that neither the Upwestons nor the Shallocks were particularly desolated by their recent bereavements, still, the forms of mourning had to be observed – had not Janey found that very tiresome upon Admiral Knighton’s death, especially given that he himself would have poopooed the notions of the necessity of her decking herself in black &C – and they could not provide the social whirl that Inez would require.

And then, Nan went on, I suppose we should have Offgrange House opened up anyway, against Gussie and Verena’s return.

Various remarks were made about how easy and positively pleasant was the journey these days – one really had little concern –

They were all, Geoff surmized, really rather concerned about the matter! but also would have been in at least equal concern had the Imbremeres determined to remain in Naples.

The topic of childbearing having entered the conversation, surreptitious glances went to Janey. Married some several years and still no children – he hoped that she did not receive too much in the way of commiseration and good advice over the teacups in feminine company, for they were both extremely grateful for the existence of Malthusian preventatives!

Anyway, that was family duty done, and all would go away and express their relief that Geoff had settled remarkably at last and that the family no longer needed to fear his name blazoned in the press as the central figure in a crim. con. case.  At least he had managed sufficient discretion over the pursuit of his other desires that the family had not ever been in anticipation of his being took up for unnatural practices, and now he was a member of that club, and fallen into quite a regular liaison with James Asterley, why, one should not tempt fate, and one was never entirely secure, but ran a deal less risk.

Indeed, the place was very well-regulated – positively staid – Sir Stockwell Channery, the secretary, ran a tight ship – Geoff wondered if that pillar of the Admiralty had ever actually been to sea for all his nautical airs – the topic had never arisen during his period of carnal commerce with Sir Stockwell’s neglected wife –

Though watching a slight dark figure weaving from group to group – laughing at some jest there – listening with a sympathetic posture elsewhere – nodding his head at some complaint –

Was there not a certain amount of invisible stitchery by that acclaimed modiste, Maurice Allard, keeping all harmonious?

There were ever little brangles 'twixt certain members – sometimes more than little – for the late election had stirred up certain political passions.

As he and James stood upon the stairs contemplating the company, now being in the mood for mingling and enjoying a little general conversation, James remarking that he wondered whether Davison knew aught about the medical science of the Persians –

Was discoursing with Hicks lately, has the greatest respect for certain practitioners he encountered in Bengal, when one considers the completest quacks that may designate themselves doctor in this land, there are other systems of medicine that mayhap have lessons for us –

Geoff gripped his arm and made a warning growl. Let us go at once and open that to him, before Saythingport descends upon him – there is some existing bad feeling there, let us evade a confrontation –

As they moved towards the group around Rondegate, James commented that Saythingport’s looks gave him considerable concern, but presumed he already had his own physician – one did not care to intrude – dared say had him under some course of treatment –

Geoff grinned. I suppose you would send him to Malvern?

James looked considering. Would have to make a thorough examination first.

As they came closer to the merry group – Rondegate was seated at the pianoforte and demonstrating certain new songs of Clo Marshall’s – Saythingport was heard to be interrogating in grumping tones any that he encountered whether they had seen Sallington anywhere.

Geoff raised his eyebrows. Oho. Do we fancy he is about the first moves of a matrimonial embassy?

James groaned. According to my ward, Lady Isabella not only takes up a place as her father’s secretary, but acquires political notions of her own that would certainly have a most adverse effect on Saythingport’s constitution. Sybil tells me she has been discovered reading Chartist literature – Mulcaster of course makes nothing of it, thinks it quite proper she should inform herself.

Geoff grinned. He was relieved that Janey’s unwomanly tendencies were in the direction of the higher mathematics rather than politics. He then frowned a little. Surely the Mulcaster set’s political leanings in general were quite anathema to Saythingport? – he then recalled that Janey had mentioned that Bella’s doating late grandfather Adam Knowles had made munificent provision for her, though also carefully tied it up. That must be a consideration!

As the ladies in his circle were wont to comment, with all my worldly goods I thee endow, in practice meant, now everything you possess is mine, my beauty! Indeed the law in that respect was quite shocking, and he had every intention to do what he could to render the laws matrimonial more equitable towards wives.

But at least there were sometimes cases where the masculine scoundrelry had been of so blatant and egregious a nature that one might come about to finding some remedy for a misused female –

Perchance one could not consider Lady Wauderkell quite the most shining beacon of innocent femininity shockingly deceived, having jilted Lord Fendersham – though, Lord, one could understand the temptation to do so as the prospect of matrimony neared – in order to run off with Miles O’Neill, a rackety figure even before the extent of his roguery emerged.

The message had come from Matt Johnson that the package had now arrived from Chicago with all the necessary evidence that O’Neill’s first wife was still living and thriving in that bustling city, by the hand of a trustworthy operative, one Shamus Hanrahan.

Geoffrey therefore made an appointment to go to Matt’s premises – where he assured Geoff that the documents were being kept in his safe, that was guaranteed by Leda Hacker to be the crack thing in that line – to examine the evidence.

Nothing shoddy or surreptitious about the Johnson agency! Did good solid work that one could rely on in court – agents that would testify when necessary with clarity, and not be shaken in cross-examination – worth every penny of their fees.

Matt offered that he might care to try some of the Sullivan whiskey – Rory Sullivan is at present in Town, finds there is some connexion with the Hanrahans, goes offer him hospitality – fancy there may be some matter of Irish question at the root of it, but 'tis none of my business, I do not interrogate.

Geoffrey nodded. One understood that there were a deal of sympathizers in the Americas.

Matt went to the safe to fetch the evidence, done up in a very properly sealed package.

They carefully unwrapped it, to discover a recent daguerreotype of the present Mrs Miles O’Neill, the quondam Mary-Catherine O’Malley, that appeared to be a flourishing lady in middle years, along with a notarized copy of her marriage lines, and some several documents testifying to her good character and propriety as a businesswoman, and a regular communicant at her local Catholic church &C&C.

Excellent! said Geoff. One apprehends that the wretch had already deserted her, from the testimony of her friends, but she did not sit down and wring her hands and weep, but set out to win her fortune in the New World. Admirable!

Matt remarked that one heard that divorce was a deal easier to obtain in those parts, but that one must suppose that she had religious qualms in the matter.

Precisely. Hardly in any position to seek a Papal annulment. Well, this cooks his goose very thoroughly.

Matt grinned. Will hardly require a fine display of Merrett’s courtroom skills!

Geoff grinned back. Very restful, he remarked.









 


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Thought rather too much upon a future and better society 

Flora Ferraby looked up from the desk and gazed out of the window. Was a fine sunny early autumn day – one might still even consider it late summer? – and that excellent young man Humphrey Thornton had taken his pupils out into the garden, where Ellen had already took the younger set.

She got up and went to open the window. La, a fine paedogogical exercize – had 'em discoursing in Latin over what they saw, so much more interesting than grinding over rote declensions &C and the passages in their primer. Really, she thought, had never had much inclination to the classics herself, but this made 'em seem positively attractive. Sure she knew there were those like Lady Jane Knighton took great delight in the study, but Flora was more interested in the present day –

And indeed future times.

Perhaps had thought rather too much upon a future and better society without considering society as it was, she grimaced. For here she sat, making up memoranda upon infant education, a cause about which she was quite passionate, in order to communicate her ideas to her allies. Because there were ladies dedicated to that excellent cause that would not wish it openly connected to that shocking creature, Flora Ferraby.

O, she had been younger, and foolish perchance, had been mayhap unduly idealistic and certainly not considered the effects of preaching upon the liberty of the affections upon the reputation of a young unmarried woman. And reported thus in press as well as writing herself upon the subject.

Even though people might say, Sure, she and Miss Roberts do fine philanthropic work with those orphans of theirs that they educate at Yeomans, and there was no actual breath of scandal as their lives –

For with the help of Flora’s dearest Tiger, Clorinda Bexbury, they had contrived entire secrecy over their parentage of Kate, Johnny, Jamie, Beatrice and Miranda – that very fortunate did not greatly bear any great familial resemblances to one another or to their mothers. It was observed that Lord Sallington – dearest Beauf – still cherished his boyhood preference for Flora but that she was skittish at the prospect of future Duchessdom – as a lady with a comfortable competence of her own, thanks to Sir Josiah Ferraby’s unconventional views, she already had an independence unusual for a young woman in her station.

And she and Beauf were able to enjoy discreet passages, and had come to a knowledge of Malthusian methods that meant that, much though they both adored darling Kate, there would be no further offspring. Besides, always, there was her ever-fixèd mark, Hannah.

They were, still, that to one another, even were there other affections – and Flora was still – no, surely she could not call it jealous? – surprized, that Hannah’s affaire with Lady Em Merrett that one had supposed a passing flirtation was still very much a continuing matter.

She would confess herself to a little passing tendresse with Lady Em’s beloved companion Lalage Fenster, but that had rapidly progressed from a certain flirtatiousness on both sides to a serious mutual interest in education, Miss Fenster being a great patron of the local village school and already moving in circles dedicated to that cause.

So here Flora was, writing up memoranda to pass on to Lalage so that she might covertly communicate Flora’s notions under cover of anonymity. It was exasperating, for Flora knew that she was far more persuasive in speech than in writing – was still considered an excellent speaker, even if these days she prudently eschewed expatiating on freedom of the affections – and would surely be able to put over her points much more tellingly in person.

She was looking over the memoranda to ensure she had made all the needful points afore she fair-copied 'em – for the process involved a deal of crossings-out, and insertion above the line and scrawling in the margins – when there was a light tap upon the door, that was anyway ajar, meaning that Flora did not consider herself completely closeted, and came in Mildred Veriker.

Darling Verrie. When they had first set up their household at Yeomans, while had seemed most prudential for two very young women, as she and Hannah had been then, to have an older lady about the place, Mrs Veriker’s presence had been presented to 'em rather in the light of a charitable act – Here she is, sighed Tiger, in many ways Mr Veriker was an exemplary husband but he was shocking careless about ensuring she would be provided for upon his demise – matters of certain annuities that ended at his death – has been obliged to sell his hortus siccus – is come to middle years and has some problems of hearing, requires an ear-trumpet, so not best fitted to go seek a governess’s place –

So there she came, in the capacity of a chaperone and also one that was used to running a household as well as acting entirely in the capacity of a scientific colleague to her husband – a noted botanist in her own right –

How could anyone have guessed that she was a born grandmother? Doated upon the children, that entirely returned the affection – ran to her with all their little joys and sorrows – it was quite the prettiest thing. Still kept up her correspondence with other savants – occasional went to meetings of scientific societies in Town – here, Mrs Veriker, do you take this seat at the front where you may hear clearly –

She had a letter in her hand. You know, she commenced, that comes about the time when Lord Offgrange is wont to have a botanical convocation at Dambert Chase, now the season of country house-parties is over and before he feels obliged to return to Town –

Flora nodded. The respect the Marquess of Offgrange demonstrated towards Verrie as a colleague was very pleasing.

Well, this year the proposition is that it should take place at Norleigh Hall, because here is Lady Rollo increasing again, and Lord Rollo does not like her to be travelling about the country in that condition.

O, poo-poo! cried Flora, what a sad fussing fellow he is. One would suppose she was travelling to the Indies – these days 'tis hardly any journey at all from Norleigh Hall to Dambert Chase.

Verrie said that maybe there were matters – she would not know – that gave particular concern for dear Di?

Mayhap! Flora wrinkled her nose. But it must be a disappointment not to make your annual visit to the Offgrange hothouses.

Quite so. But it will be extremely charming to see their children – and do not Lord Sallington’s protegées the Misses Fenring reside on the estate? Di gives them out entire repositories of quaint country lore –

Indeed, has writ up several pieces – anonymous of course – for Hannah to convey for publication in The Oracle, and one on Yuletide traditions that will forthcome in The Casket.

Delightful! I hope that Julius will be there – have the latest intelligence concerning the flora of the moors –

Flora wondered whether that would be so. Had, resting beside her hand, a letter from dear Beauf, directed from Nitherholme. And she took the thought that he had been detained some while from travelling on there by the Events at Mellonby, and that he and Julius would have been in anticipation of a reunion that had been thwarted thus –

And she was not – not very – jealous of Beauf’s affections for Julius.

She did not say anything of this to Verrie. Why, he would be surely missed did he not attend, she remarked.

Quite immensely! Well, I will go and consult Bradshaw over the journey. Oh, and is there not a museum in the nearby town with a fine collection of Jephthah Fenring’s paintings?

Flora nodded. And the late Lady Trembourne’s collection of lace, you should certainly make an excursion.

Well, they would miss Verrie, but it must be quite the best thing for her to have a little change, and the company of fellow botanists.

She had been saving up Beauf’s letter as a treat for when she finished her memoranda, but after this interruption, pushed 'em aside and unfolded it.

He was well – Julius was well – Mr Elthorne the hermit of the moors was well though inclined to sigh over the absence of Polly Fendersham –

As, Beauf wrote, are we all, for matters are in fine turmoil at Fendersham Hall. There was Lord Fendersham, planting himself on the Wallaces in Town and neglecting the business of the estate and local affairs because of the Wauderkell matter – returns and to nobody's surprize finds everything in disorder. Because of course young Drew has paid no attention to what one might consider the duties of his position as heir, but made the place an entire Liberty Hall for his boon companions – drinking to all hours – midnight steeplechases – hound-trails – hounds rampaging indoors – servants leaving –

Well, Lord F came in entirely like Odysseus upon the suitors in Ithaca, 'twill be spoke of for years in these parts, especial his Biblical rhetoric, and I will confess, I was in hopes that he would be so took up with repairing the outrages there that I should see little of him.

Alas! Alas! His Lordship is of the opinion that while he had been in some concern about exposing his son to the temptations of the metropolis, he now comes about to consider that what he requires is a little Town polish, and came to see me. He proposes to send Drew to stay with the Wallaces – this is taking great advantage of Sir Barton’s genial nature, do you not agree? – but asks me whether I cannot put him in the way of a good set of young men.

Now that that egregious prig Simon Saxorby is bound for Peru, I cannot think of any in our circles that Lord F would consider entirely suitable. Certainly not wild rascals, but hardly meeting his rather excessive standards.

Flora grinned. Even the young men of their acquaintance that had some particularly religious leanings inclined to the High Church line, anathema to Fendersham. O, maybe Rich Osberton? Now that Peter Reveley was married and on his Grand Tour. Harmless enough.

She did not think one could recommend Drew to that excellent good set about Talshaw, that were much more interested in intellectual pursuits even did they not neglect sporting activities. Mayhap the Parry-Lloyds?

One had considerable sympathy for Bobbie and Scilla did this unwelcome cuckoo descend upon the household now they had finally got rid of his father.


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The primest time to take a jaunt to Knighton Hall 

It was a fine bright brisk early autumn day, as Lady Jane Knighton leant against the fence of the cow pasture next to Artie Demington and was exceedingly gratified by his opinion of the herd at Knighton Hall! That young man’s opinions on the matter were worth something – not just from the reputation of the Pockinford herd, but due to this fine work he was doing to improve agrarian matters more generally.

Was indeed, endeavouring to persuade Lady Jane to attend some of their convocations concerning bovine matters and in particular dairying.

Why, she said, looking down at Lord Demington, for that squab young fellow was a deal shorter than herself, should hesitate to present myself in such company – developed my ideas while taking care of matters at Nitherholme as a young woman – had to find some occupation –

The cows – the dairy – her herb-garden – the stillroom –

For she had found it somewhat of exile.

O, she had quite seen that quiet and country air were an entire necessity for dear Grace – when it could no longer be denied that consumption crept upon her –

But also that did they remain in Town, Grace became less and less inclined to go into Society, and took a considerable resentment did Jane do so, and there were jealous scenes.

So her father’s proposal that she should take up the reins at Nitherholme had come very apt, and there had been no allusions to the whispers of scandal about Society, but that did she do so, 'twould be a healthfull retreat for Cousin Grace.

And there had still been music, and reading the classics, and their warm companionship –

Grace had been wont to remark that they were all in all to each other.

That was somewhat that sounded fine and romantical, until one had had the experience of a volatile and light-hearted creature that lived for the theatre, and did not love Jane the less because she also loved the stage. And did not foster grudges and resentments.

Dearest Amelia, that had quite exhorted her to go down into Hampshire for a few days with the Demingtons – la, my dear, here I have the new season beginning, I shall be in entire turmoil and doubtless at the theatre until all hours. And arranging a tribute to dear Jenkins, as a benefit for the Helena Fund –

So Jane had kissed her beloved, and agreed that it was entirely the primest time to take a jaunt to Knighton Hall and talk cows with young Demington, and she dared say Lady Demington had some matters of philanthropy to convoke about, and that would be entirely agreeable.

She turned to Artie, that was still admiring the cows, and offered that he might care to take a look at the dairy? Alas, due to a rheumatick shoulder she was no longer able to churn butter herself, but she continued to keep all matters under hand.

They walked to the dairy, where he praised its construction as ensuring a fine coolness – and how most exemplary clean everything was, that was quite the great desideratum in a dairy – had heard exceeding well of the cheeses they produced –

Indeed, she said with what she felt was justified pride, take prizes at the local fair – and remembered, so many years ago, dear Eliza Ferraby wondering that she did not send the fine cheeses she made at Nitherholme to the local fair. How she missed her.

You must, she said, take one home with you. And also, she added, some eggs. Let us go find Matty, that I am sure is with her poultry.

So they proceeded towards the hen-houses, that were positively palatial, and found there Martha Samuels inspecting her hens, while humming a little tune to herself.

O! she cried, Lord Demington! Lady Jane! You take me by surprize. Jacob and I recently dined at the Abertyldds, and they told us of the pretty Chicken Cantata that Zipsie Rondegate composed for Charley Abertyldd’s birthday, and after dinner had the little girls come in to sing their duet Cluck, Cluck, Cheep, Cheep. Is it not delightful?

She was entire happy to expatiate upon her poultry-keeping, and show Artie the construction of the hen-houses, before presenting him with a basket of eggs.

Dear Martha. What a fine friend – indeed, sister – she had become. The late Admiral had liked her most extremely – it had been quite the happiest thing when their Horrie and the Samuels’ Deborah had declared their mutual affection and desire to marry. So very suitable a match – Deb so fond of natural history and in particular the study of conchology, the ideal spouse for an officer in the Hydrographical Survey.

One sighed a little that they were so distant, and that letters took such a deal of a while to arrive.

Martha and Artie were having a fine convocation over poultry-keeping as they returned to the house. Artie praised Martha’s excellent volumes upon hens, but wondered whether she might indite somewhat simpler and shorter for farmwives and such that were not great readers?

What a very splendid notion – there are certain principles that one might lay out – I will consider over it.

Leaving the basket of eggs on the hall table, they paused for a moment before the memorial to Admiral Knighton – the portrait of him in uniform – his medals and commissions and letters of commendation – watercolours of several of his ships –

Before going into the parlour where Master Jonathan Saxorby was playing about the floor, with his mother keeping one eye upon him whilst also having her travelling desk open on her lap and giving attention to what one must suppose were various pressing matters of philanthropic business.

She looked up, saying forgive her for not rising! But did not wish to pitch these papers upon the floor now she had got 'em in some kind of order.

My dear Rachel, said Lady Jane, pray take the liberty to use my desk whilst you are here.

Rachel blushed at this mark of warmth and esteem and said that it was above and beyond kind. There was some muddle to do with the orphanage –

Lady Jane groaned. When is there not some muddle to do with the orphanage? I daresay there has been meddling with that excellent woman that is the Matron again.

Much of the like! Rachel giggled. The ladies must always be feeling that they are doing something.

They both sighed.

I will not bore you with the tiresome details, Rachel went on, I fancy I see my way through to resolve the brangle.

Lady Jane smiled. La, you are becoming quite the pattern of Lady Bexbury!

Rachel blushed even more deeply. One could not even aspire, she said.

Martha remarked that 'twas surely time for a refreshing cup of tea and went to ring the bell.

Jonathan came toddling over to grasp his father’s leg.

One could not quite, yet, forget how close he had come to being an orphan, even as one observed how very well Rachel was looking these days – Harrogate had worked quite the miracle. And Jane hoped that Dumpling Dora was not being exigeant about the young couple filling the nursery, though perchance the Pockinfords’ other troubles had distracted her? 

And on the matter of Dora Pockinford being somewhat distracted of late, were certain matters to do with several philanthropic enterprizes that Jane fancied 'twould be of the greatest usefulness to have some private convocation about with Lady Demington. So suggested that they might spend some time the following morn looking over business.

One saw that Rachel herself looked relieved at this, as if had been carrying certain burdens that would wish to share.

So after breakfast the following day, as Jacob Samuels and Artie Demington set off about various agrarian business on the estate, and Martha declared that nothing would be so congenial to her as to keep Jonathan entertained, Jane and Rachel foregathered in the former’s office.

There were various little things that did not go forward with the expedition that they might – this proposal for visiting oculists in parts where one might not yet go so far as to establish an optical dispensary tarried somewhat –

I take a little worry that Du – Lady Pockinford takes a little prejudice against the scheme because it was a notion of Aggie’s –

Jane snorted and said surely there was no theology or liturgical matter in optical science!

Quite, said Rachel, but – it is somewhat out of our commission the morn, but was somewhat I wished to open to you –

Jane raised her eyebrows and desired her to continue.

'Tis the way Dump – Lady Pockinford goes on with Thea – Lady Theodora. Will not let her visit Aggie, that is her sister, at St Wilfrid’s, because of Hughie’s leanings and the sisterhood in the parish, keeps her very close, can hardly bear her out of her sight –

I have certainly observed that at meetings lately – keeps Thea by her all the time, watches her quite like unto a hawk –

They both were a little overcome at this comparison of Dumpling Dora to a bird of prey!

The only liberty she concedes is that Thea may continue her singing lessons with Miss McKeown, provided she does so at the Rondegates – and goes straight home again – and I perchanced to encounter her there one day when I called on Zipsie about performing for drawing-room meetings.

She twisted her hands together. There is Thea, one of the meekest most filial creatures walking the Earth, but sure I fear the way she is cribbed cabined and confined, she will be climbing out of a window and making her way to a convent to take the veil.

Jane remarked did not Clorinda Bexbury have some acquaintance that was a nun? She might provide reassurance that they would not quite immediate take in young women presenting themselves willy-nilly on the doorstep.

Or do somewhat equally desperate.

Hmmm. 'Tis not entire improbable. I will consider over the matter. Now, let us turn to the affairs of the orphanage while we are still somewhat fresh –

She paused. Was there not some rumour that Fendersham, having been so wounded and deceived by the Wauderkell creature, had turned his eyes on Thea? Ogling her in company &C?

Rachel nodded. Is no longer hanging about the Pockinford household, but one has some concern still.

They sighed.


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Visit to the genteel gaming-hell

Janey Merrett looked across the breakfast table to her lawful wedded Geoffrey, that had just remarked he was confident would soon be in possession of the evidence to convict that rogue O’Neill of bigamy. Apparently his unfortunate spouse – though why I should say unfortunate, here she is having left him gone entirely prosper in Chicago, that one hears is quite the fine bustling metropolis these days – had retained her marriage lines, so we have affidavits from reputable fellows to having inspected 'em, along with other very prepossessing materials.

One fancies the case will be quite the sensation!

Cannot help but be, with all the preceding scandal. Am a little astonished we have not heard from some several other deceived brides of his.

Indeed. The scoundrel. More coffee? She poured him a fresh cup, as he helped himself to grilled ham. But while we talk of marriages, in perchance happy prospect, as you know I had Rachel call yesterday –

While one is relieved to see her so well-recovered, I hope she does not overdo, bustling about as she does.

Janey blinked a little at that, but went on, telling me that Lady Lucretia is already thinking about matches for young Talshaw, and wondered was Leah spoke for.

Geoff grimaced. Even would Trelfer like to see how the wind sits now that Gillie Beaufoyle has departed and his glamour no longer cast, has that heavy matter of a murder at Mellonby to occupy his mind at present. I am not sure what the correct ton would be concerning going a-wooing in such a case. But aside from that, I cannot suppose Saythingport would approve of the match –

O, those wild Merretts?

He might wink at that – no, I fear he would be insulting about Rebecca’s ancestry. 

Ah. Had there not been certain troubles when Rachel was on the Marriage Market? Had not Trelfer’s wooing evoked comparisons with Sir Brian de Bois-Guilbert in Ivanhoe? Exceeding tedious, thought Janey.

After Geoff had departed for the Inns of Court, Janey spent a little while concerning herself with household matters – did not wish it said that because she was a bluestocking the establishment was at all in slovenly ways, sure people had the most commonplace notions! – and now the law term was commenced once more, she supposed that they would be obliged to dine certain colleagues of Geoff’s, making a note to discuss the state of the wine cellar with him and with Bufton the butler –

The young ladies that attended the college in Bedford Square would shortly be returning to her little conversaziones – and she must find out whether Ambrose Jolliffe was still agreeable to undertaking classes in mathematics for those ladies that found themselves ill-prepared by their governesses for the more advanced reaches.

These tasks accomplished, and letters laid in the tray to be taken to post, she thought she would spend a little while at her piano. Had grown a little lax in practising over the summer, and had been struck by odorous caparisons when Zipsie had performed at that very fine dinner-party the Rondegates lately gave. Though perhaps one should not enter into competition with Zipsie, that was conceded to have most particular musical talents?

But how much marriage had improved Zipsie! Given her a deal of confidence. And it did not hurt in the least that she was no longer constrained by the edicts of what an unmarried young woman might wear, that had never favoured her.

No, while it might indeed be true as Flora Ferraby fulminated, that marriage was heavily weighted against the interests of the wife – and indeed Geoff quite concurred and was not only a fierce defender of womanhood in the courts but was engaged with certain proposals to ameliorate the state of the law – it had to be admitted that given a husband that was a reasonable human being, in their station of life, being married was quite infinite preferable to the alternative. O, perchance did a lady have an independent income, as her own mother had done, due to the generosity of some relative, 'twas another matter. There were few means by which a lady might earn a living.

One saw that in different stations, it was entire possible for a woman to be entirely respectable and do so! There were beloved Thomasina and her sisters, for an instance. And various of their female relatives – the Wilson sisters, Patience that was a very sought-after nurse, Jessamy that was quite the businesswoman, the de Cléraults with the polish factory and Angelique’s art, the Marshalls –

Sure it helped to have a talent, but there was also determination – application –

Thinking of these excellent qualities, Janey recalled that this afternoon was the appointed occasion to the first visit to the genteel gaming-hell of Lady Venchell and Mrs Bramby, and that she should get into character before going over to Lady Lucretia’s in Belgravia.

When she was ushered into the Bamboo Salon, Cretia positively squawked. Spectacles? she cried.

Janey grinned, took 'em off and handed 'em to Cretia. My dear, stage-property eye-glasses! Do you not think they add to the air of a mathematical bluestocking? It is a great advantage to be married into a family that is quite addicted to amateur theatricals and therefore have a deal of costumes and properties that one may avail oneself of.

Cretia gave a relieved laugh. La, I was in some concern that you had required the services of an oculist from straining your eyes with much studying.

Not yet! But indeed, you are dressed very suitable – a little too fine for an afternoon call, as if you went flaunt your husband’s wealth –

With a complacent smile Cretia extended her arm to display a magnificent jade and silver bracelet.

Hmmm, said Janey, let us hope that you are not compelled to that stroke that the legendary gamester Miss Gowing was famed for, of staking her bracelet! Let us hold that in reserve.

 So they set off to that just-about-eligible neighbourhood where the vulture ladies resided.

Clinging on to gentility, Janey thought, reminded of her earlier musings on ladies and their precarious position. Doubtless these houses held many that eked out some kind of life on a very modest income, clinging to respectability –

But here they were at the apartments of these very unrespectable ladies – one that had figured in a crim. con. action and was separated from her husband, and a widow of dubious reputation.

La, they had set their stage! 'Twas intended to convey, Janey fancied, an impression of not-quite-shabby gentility – of having seen better days – one dared say such pieces of furniture that suggested those had been obtained in junk shops – of course, a piano, that she doubted was in tune, let alone played –

Lady V did not quite articulate the words our humble abode but nonetheless one felt she implied it quite strongly as she welcomed 'em! – Mrs Bramby, that without being in full mourning very much emphasized her widowhood with jet ornaments &C – made specific allusions to their coming all the way from beautiful Belgravia as if they had journeyed from St Petersburg! – made very charming towards Cretia – treated Janey rather more in the capacity of a chaperone or companion –

Introduced 'em round the rest of the company – a few ladies Janey had a little rather remote acquaintance of – Mrs Bevill that she had dined with as part of Geoff’s legal set – one or two that took some interest in philanthropic works, at least to the extent of attending fancy bazaars &C –

Further insinuating converse from Lady V to Cretia, interrogating her about dear Lady Iffling – shall we be seeing her in Town? – to which Cretia gave vague responses that perchance Rina might come for a little visit but did not like to leave the dear children for long –

From what she had told Janey about Marina, Countess of Iffling, that was somewhat compromising with the truth of the matter!

After tea and bread-and-butter was served, to give some colour to the tale that this was a tea-party, the real business of the afternoon was set-to.

The company assembled around the card-table, that already bore fresh packs of cards and counters.

The counters, Janey noted, were marked with values.

Mrs Bramby took the part of dealer. Janey watched her shuffle and cut the cards and did not think she did so as adeptly as Miss Hacker: could not see any tricky matter in what she was doing, as she dealt hands around the table.

One observed that the ladies that one must presume were quite habituées were very quick and lively players. Cretia, less used to the matter, was somewhat slow, while Janey had decided that it would match the character she presented to look very considering over her cards and to play with great deliberation. She also manifested from time to time a little smirk over some result, as if to say, la, I entire predicted that!

What she had suspected was that they would not be rooked, or at least, not by much, on this first visit, and that the play would indeed seem to be a friendly matter of passing the time among ladies.

This was really, for Janey, rather dull, when she recalled those agreeable occasions with Tommie Thorne discussing his parents’ mathematical theories and how one might put 'em into practice in play. But dared guess that the time might come for that.

Aha: it was more than ensuring play was straight: Janey could not believe 'twas entire within the workings of chance that Cretia came out with a little in the way of winnings, greatly to her amazement.

She was contemplating upon these in the carriage as they returned, and wondering should she give 'em to some good cause. Janey removed her spectacles, that were coming to chafe somewhat, and remarked that they were in the nature of a stake – those harpies doubtless considered the layout a form of investment, that would encourage Cretia to take up their invitation to further gatherings, at which she was unlike to prove so fortunate.

Cretia quite stared at this cynical wisdom. Janey ventured to tell her somewhat, without mentioning any names, of the proceedings of Olverham and Plumwell, some years since, and the masterly play of Tommie Thorne by which they had been confounded.

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Not the easiest thing to manoeuvre

It seemed a civil family gesture for Rachel, Lady Demington, to take a parcel of fine ledgers and registers suited to the conduct of philanthropic business when she went call upon her sister-in-law Lady Agatha Lucas in St Wilfrid’s parish in the East End. For matters 'twixt Aggie and her mother were still a little chilly on account of Hughie’s Tractarian practices – encouragement of a sisterhood in the parish – sympathy with Thea’s leanings – so that their relations, when they met at drawing-room meetings or fancy bazaars for this or that good cause, remained somewhat distant and formal.

Surely one must suppose that Lady Pockinford secretly yearned over her grandchildren! from the way she doated upon Jonathan, that was not just because he was in the line of succession. No, one must fancy that she was provided with the intelligence of what healthy promising infants they were by her sister, Hughie’s mother. Rachel wondered whether Dumpling Dora might have dared the rituals and nigh Romish practices of St Wilfrid’s to see 'em was it not for His Lordship’s strictures.

Artie had sighed and said, he had hoped that this business with Simon might have softened his father a little, but it seemed to him that he showed rather harsher and more rigid since those disclosures.

She had been taken at once to the nursery by Aggie – that Rachel suspected was in expectation of another pledge, were she and Hughie intending to set an example of be fruitful and multiply? – and indeed the children were flourishing in spite of the unpromising situation of Hughie’s living. Though as he and Aggie would ever explain, 'twas by no means a slum parish – a few bad streets, certainly, but otherwise a suburb inhabited by the middling sort. Even so, during the summers they would send the children to Dr Lucas’s rectory in the country.

She tried not to look wistful, but after they had quit the nursery, she conceded to Aggie’s gentle interrogation – la, Aggie had come about to develop a deal of tact these days! – her consultation with Dr Ferraby and his verdict that she might safely venture upon motherhood once more. Aggie kissed her warmly, saying that of course little Jonathan was ever welcome to come visit his cousins, but there was nothing like brothers and sisters.

Aggie then said she had dispatched a little note to Sister Linnet, for she thought it advizable to have one of the good sisters hear about Rachel’s fine books for keeping charitable works in order, should be here very shortly. Let 'em go into the parlour and have a little family gossip until she arrived.

Rachel, throwing herself into a very comfortable chair – the Lucases did not practice any asceticism in that respect! – said that all heaved a sigh of relief that Lord Gilbert Beaufoyle had taken his congé and was bound for Paris. Mayhap Leah – and Inez – would cease to be under that enchantment and restored to sense.

Aggie wrinkled her nose and remarked that they had very likely wrecked their hopes.

Rachel shrugged. Well, here is Trelfer has a murder take place during a shooting party at Mellonby – not in the best of ton, even did he not commit it himself. Must lower his stock on the Marriage Market.

Rachel!

At this moment Sister Linnet was announced. Tea and a nice array of cakes were produced. There was a very agreeable discussion of stationery, and the ledgers, registers, &C, declared to be an entire boon to the good works that were going forward in the parish.

At the end of this a little silence fell. Aggie and Sister Linnet exchanged glances.

Do you, asked Aggie, ever see aught of Thea? She clasped her hands before her. We would not ask you to carry letters – doubtless she would feel that she must show 'em to Mama – but could we know that she is well – might you tell her that we think of her and are concerned about her –

Rachel wondered whether this was what her father-in-law would deem Jesuitical. But, indeed, one saw that Thea was suffering – bore up bravely, entirely the dutiful daughter – she fancied that Artie ever did his best to provide some alleviation to her lot – so she nodded and agreed that did she have occasion, she would convey this message to Thea, and see did she have any messages in return.

But 'twas not the easiest thing to manoeuvre! For at any meeting of philanthropic bodies there was Dumpling Dora kept Thea close by her side, very meek, with cast-down eyes.

Rachel wondered, with a grim inward grin, whether 'twas yet time to bring up the heavy artillery and go convoke with Lady Bexbury in the matter.

However, at last opportunity offered where she had not thought to look.

She understood that Zipsie Rondegate was – already! – in anticipation of a happy event, but one observed that she was past those early weeks of tiresome qualmishness and not yet heavily encumbered by her state, indeed, had seemed in very brisk spirits at that dinner party the Rondegates lately gave.

So surely it would not be an imposition to go enquire whether Lady Rondegate might be persuaded to delight the company at certain forthcoming drawing-room meetings for good causes? She should not over-do, of course, but mayhap a pianoforte duet with Meg Knowles? or perchance she had some new composition of her own for violoncello or oboe –

When she arrived at the Rondegate Belgravia mansion she could hear the sound of music – dared say Zipsie would be give out not at home to callers – but no, she was bidden go up to the music-room, Her Ladyship would be delighted to see Lady Demington –

And, there in Zipsie’s music-room, Zipsie at the pianoforte, and Thea, looking livelier than Rachel had seen her this age.

They exchanged greetings, and it was explained that Thea had come for a singing lesson with Miss McKeown, that most unfortunate had woke up with what promised to be a cold, and had sent a note that she would not come today.

Rachel explained her own mission, and Thea folded her hands and looked a little sombre, saying she was a little surprized that Mama had not put her forward to perform yet.

Zipsie leant forward and patted Thea’s hand. Has been very dutiful entertaining Lady Pockinford’s guests with pretty songs –

Artie has said somewhat of that! But mayhap public performance, even for good causes, is somewhat different?

Thea made a wry mouth, and said she feared not. Dared say she was waiting upon a suitable occasion.

And Rachel knew how it would be. 'Twould not be ordering, but pleading – a quivering lip – mayhap the hint of tears – no raised voice – very hard to deal with! There were those said Lady Jane Knighton was brusque – the word dictatorial had even been mentioned – but one might argue with her, and put one’s case, and she would listen. But there was no arguing with Dumpling Dora’s trembling lip!

She supposed that even His Lordship succumbed to that….

Thea straightened her back a little, gulped, and said, she came about to be less shy of performing, now she had the benefit of good teaching and working on her songs with Zipsie – one may keep one’s mind on what one is about –

Zipsie looked at her fondly. 'Tis an excellent fine voice – shows well for having proper training – very different style to my own –

Thea blushed.

'Tis an imposition, I daresay, but might I hear something?

Thea and Zipsie looked at one another and Thea went convoke with Zipsie at the pianoforte.

Really, Thea? Are you sure? Zipsie turned to Rachel. Pray do not go gossip upon this – Thea undertook these settings by the late Miss Billston as a great favour to Lady Jane, but one would not venture to perform 'em in company, since the works were by a pagan poetess. However, they are exceeding suited to Thea’s voice.

One quite saw that. A pity that she might not present them to a wider audience, but one could entirely foresee that it would be wigs on the green with the Pockinfords.

Charming! Rachel cried. A great pity that they must be hid under a bushel, but one quite sees why. But I should not linger –

Indeed we would not detain you from the pursuit of good works! said Zipsie.

– however, before I go, would wish to communicate to Thea that Aggie and Sister Linnet were asking after her when I was lately over at St Wilfrid’s to have some discourse with Aggie about their philanthropic schemes –

Thea’s eyes filled with tears and for a moment she resembled her mother, that otherwise she did not greatly take after. O, she said, o, I do miss 'em – are they well? How do matters go in the parish?

So Rachel was obliged to say somewhat of that, and to take various messages for the next time she saw Aggie, as Zipsie put an arm around Thea and handed her a handkerchief. There was little more one could do, alas, than convey these assurances of affection.

Well, that was her commission put on hand. After taking her leave Rachel walked out into the square, and was reminded that 'twas no distance at all to the fine Grigson residence, and she might at least leave her card on Lady Lucretia.

She went up to the Grigsons’ door, and handed the butler her card, and was assured that Lady Lucretia was at home.

Rachel fancied that still being in mourning for that unlamented oaf of a brother of hers, Lady Lucretia was glad of any company that might call and provide somewhat in the way of diversion. She also took the thought that the lady was lavishly provided with pin-money by her exceedingly wealthy spouse and might be persuaded to make contributions to Rachel’s good causes! One might conceal that pill of prudence within a budget of more general gossip.

Indeed, Lady Lucretia showed most exceeding welcoming – and tea came with a magnificent display of Miriam Roberts’ skills – as Rachel sat down and looked about the very elegantly appointed parlour. Really, in excellent good taste – nothing vulgar –

After conversation that included the usual speculation over the Chellow murder, Lady Lucretia lowered her eyes, cleared her throat, and said, one heard that Trelfer had been making suit to Lady Demington’s sister?

Nothing, said Rachel, at all settled: as it dawned upon her that here was Lady Lucretia about matchmaking for her brother, the new Talshaw, Well, from what one heard, there could be no objections on Leah’s side.


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The beginnings of bustle

It was tiresome, but they entire appreciated the necessity, not to exchange letters while they were parted. But certainly Maurice had not anticipated that this matter at Mellonby Hall would continue quite so long! and that one could not see any immediate prospect of Sandy’s return to Town.

Well, one must forbear in the matter – here was the beginnings of bustle as Society was returning from the country and ladies were considering upon dress and eager to be very forward in obtaining fittings at Mamzelle Bridgette, very gratifying, indeed they were not in the least considered out of style, still quite the crack.

Maurice sat down and pulled a slate towards him so that he might sketch a few thoughts before the business of the day began press in upon him.

Came in 'Sina once he had become absorbed in this agreeable pursuit, carrying a basket. The pretence that, la, here is Euphemia goes provide me with entire too much of a nuncheon, mayhap you might help me out, Cousin Maurice? had been abandoned, and he had conceded to the concerns of his female relatives that he would neglect to eat and starve himself to a thread did they not take the matter in hand.

She put the basket into the cool nook beneath the window, then straightened up with a grin, and said, here was Her Ladyship had had a letter from Mr MacDonald, and had read it out whilst Sophy was dressing her hair, and Sophy went communicate the matter to me –

Maurice snorted. Tell on, he said, trying to conceal his eagerness for the news.

Why, here is a brisk young fellow from the Detective Branch sent to be about enquiries, and turns out was one of Mr Johnson’s juvenile Runners in earlier days that has already heard tales of Mr MacDonald and makes positively obsequious to him. But shows a very pretty talent for sounding out evidence, a fine testimonial to his training.

So, they fancy they have done all they might about Mellonby, and take up the trail to pursue Blatchett, having promising reports of where he went sell various valuables he had about his person, and his endeavours to trade his horse. It very much looks as though he intends to make for the coast, and they daresay seek out some fishing smack – or one hears there are smugglers active in those parts – to convey him to Holland.

Maurice whistled. And what would Blatchett do once he is on Dutch soil, I wonder? Here he is – in the clothes he was wearing when he committed the deed – a fellow that is surely helpless without his valet – has no doubt been rooked in any dealings over his rings and fobs &C. I suppose could he raise a stake he could venture his luck at the tables somewhere.

He stood up. Well, 'tis a matter to speculate upon, but we have business to be about, and I hear Coggin a-coming up the stairs.

He did have, just a little, some worry about did they come about to find Blatchett, that would no doubt be a cornered rat once caught. But here was Sandy had a stout young peeler from the Detective Branch at his side – Blatchett no doubt wearied by this ordeal of flight –

So he would not let himself be distracted from the business of the day, and the demands of the ladies that came be dressed.

Lady Abertyldd was, herself, a very agreeable lady, that showed extreme well for good dressing – never any bother over bills, that he dared say owed somewhat to her upbringing and an understanding of proper business practice – remarked that here was Rettie, her daughter-in-law, Mrs Brumpage Parry-Lloyd, agreed to be increasing once more, very gratifying, might Miss Thomasine attend her for fitting at Bexbury House?

There could be entirely no objection, and it was entire suitable for 'Sina to gain a little experience in the matter of dressing young matrons as well as debutantes, for which she was greatly acclaimed.

Her Ladyship then rolled her eyes a little, and gestured to the two misses behind her, that were gazing – no, gawping – about the reception-room, saying, had brought Cissie – Mrs Edward Fairleigh-Merrett’s – girls, her nieces, to be gowned proper for a London Season – were brought out in Hereford – she gave the faintest sigh – now Zipsie is off – so well-married – feel it proper to do this for m’sister –

Maurice commented that had lately been for a fitting with Lady Rondegate and she was positively blooming. Her mother smiled. An excellent match, she said. She turned and beckoned. Edith! Amy!

Introductions were made, and they were conducted into 'Sina’s fitting-room. One observed 'em pout a little that they were not to be dressed by the famed Mr Maurice himself, but 'Sina had the business well under hand.

Law! Sophy had been about showing her the Docket-manner! 'Sina drew herself up – though she was still not tall – and cast her eyes over the Misses Fairleigh-Merrett, raising her eyebrows as she surveyed their dress. She pursed up her lips, shaking her head, and murmured that there would be a deal of work to do, but they would come at it in the end.

Maurice said he would leave Miss Thomasine to the task, and take Her Ladyship for her own fitting.

He also took the thought that 'Sina had spent some while in the company of Lady Jane Knighton, that was also a fine hand at casting frosty spells, though ever showed a model of civility to her daughter Janey’s dear former schoolfriend.

So business was bustling but not so much so that he did not have a little time upon his hands at the end of the day that might have felt a little desolate, had he not received a very discreet card that was not in the least explicit, but let the cognoscenti know that there would be a revel of the sisterhood at Prancey’s the e’en.

Really, young Bert Edwards – or the Duchess of Clerkenwell Green as one should call him in such company! – came on exceeding well! Had this business exceeding well organized!

Maurice packed the Queen of Sheba’s finery into a valise – there was a convenient robing-room set aside at Prancey’s, for one did not wish to risk parading the streets in feminine guise, especially these days of patrolling peelers – and thought that he might also call on his sister Marie to see how she did.

The little dog Pompey, that she kept to guard, or at least to bark loudly at any intruders at, her quiet residence in a Covent Garden backstreet, quite apart from her business premises, knew Maurice and did not yap, making positively civil. The pup undoubtedly looked a deal better for the attentions of the child Binnie – walking him, brushing his coat, &C.

To his surprize, he found that Marie had company – and company that was not some member of their connexion, as it might be Dorcas or Prue. A woman with reddish hair – some degrees lighter than what Raoul de Clérault termed the fine Titian hue of Sandy’s – and a sprinkling of freckles across her nose – somewhat severe dressed – was Whipping Marie taking a 'prentice?

Enjoying a genteel early supper together with Binnie.

Marie stood up and came over to kiss his cheek. La, Maurie, 'tis an entire age! I fancy you have not yet met Miss Garringe – Nettie Garringe – that comes as a day governess to teach Binnie her letters and numbers &C – Nettie, my brother Maurice, that is Mr Maurice at Mamzelle Bridgette.

He collected that he had heard somewhat of that! Was she not one of the ladies currently residing at Dolly Mutton’s in Covent Garden? Had indeed been a governess by profession, that had been ruined by her employer or someone in the household, been obliged to turn to the usual recourse for women in that state, but had come to find refuge.

Brings on Binnie excellent well – you should hear how well she reads already! –

Miss Garringe ducked her head, blushing somewhat.

'Tis a shame she may not take up teaching again – but of course has no character to present to a family –

Maurice, fearing that he would be invited to join their party, said that he would not linger. He had hoped to find out how Marie was doing – whether she was recovering from the shock of Lord Trembourne dropping dead in her business premises some months previous – but it did not seem the time to interrogate. Doubtless the governess was apprized of Marie’s situation – had Marie not mentioned attending Dorcas’s bible-readings and prayer-meetings at Dolly Mutton’s? along with the retired trollops and various Covent Garden Misses that desired the consolations of religion that Dorcas dispensed.

Dorcas was as pious a woman as ever wore shoe-leather, but her creed was judge not that ye be not judged and that she followed One that had preferred the company of sinners to that of those that proclaimed themselves virtuous.

He took the side-entrance into Prancey’s, not wishing to enter the public room and mayhap get accosted over this or that matter, as one that was known, among other things, to have Nat Barron’s ear. Climbing the stairs to the first floor, he could hear the sound of the fiddlers tuning up, a little clinking of bottles – excellent well!

In the tiring-room he found the Duchess, already arrayed in her finery – he cast an eye over her, and remarked that looked exceeding well, but sure 'twas time she came for a fitting at Mamzelle Bridgette – afore they were overwhelmed by the demands of the season.

Her Grace coloured a little and said, that was above and beyond civil of Her Majesty –

Why, here you are, have set about creating these excellent fine revels – very genteel, nothing in the least vulgar –

Too kind. Turning towards the mirror in order to mend some little fault of face-paint, the Duchess went on, we are a little at sixes and sevens at the moment at R House – furbishing the East Wing against the return of the young couple – but it is entirely the distraction Her Ladyship needs, now that she has all her offspring wed and her occupation gone.

The door opened and several others of the sisterhood entered, and their conversation became more general.

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Other fellows had wives did fiddling fancywork

Cecil, Baron Rondegate, had of course put up dear Cuthbert for the club. His friend had expressed certain qualms over this proceeding, for in the course of their new, and exceedingly delightful, association, he had revealed the dark history of his relations with Saythingport. One had certainly already gleaned a somewhat adverse impression of that nobleman from various things Zipsie had let drop that she had learnt through this new friendship with Lady Lucretia.

One might have had more concerns, but Cecil had become aware that there was somewhat that one could only term a coup in progress against Saythingport’s undue influence in the club, that all were grown extreme weary of. Furthermore, between his attempts to introduce the late Talshaw into Society, and his death and the elevation to heir of his rather neglected brother, Saythingport had been very much the absentee for a considerable number of months.

Had been no difficulty in obtaining proposals for Mr Davison! Sallington had been only too happy to subscribe his name. Chumball was not of the same college, but had a fellow-Oxford chap’s comradely feeling. There had been no objections among the committee – Colonel Adams, indeed, one fancied was like to become an immense bore over Mogul court poetry!

Here he came now – Cecil and Cuthbert having enjoyed an agreeable evening’s amorous sport, they were now indulging in a glass or so of the club’s very fine sherry and observing the company.

Several fellows about seeking racing tips from Offerton – Tom Tressilian giving an impromptu demonstration of some new part to a rapt audience – Franz Hahn playing some agreeable melody on his flute –

Came through the door like unto the Demon King in the pantomime Lord Saythingport.

Cecil felt Cuthbert reach out to clutch his arm with a trembling hand.

Everybody continued rather more consciously at whatever they were about, as Sir Stockwell Channery emerged from the office with, one could only say, all flags flying, guns mounted for action: for a fellow that had spent his entire career behind an Admiralty desk, quite embodying the Nelson spirit.

Oh, magnificent! He was confronting Saythingport over unpaid dues! A terrier fronting a mastiff – several reminders – have had no response – realized Saythingport’s sad loss –

Endeavours to hide sceptical expressions around the room.

– but this had gone on for some several months – could hardly approach His Lordship’s man of business –

Sallington had taken the cigarillo from his lips and was observing the tableau with appreciation – mayhap it reminded him of some painting? It certainly had a dramatic, mayhap even operatic, quality.

Maurice Allard lifted his glass of gin in what looked very like a gesture of toasting.

Saythingport was glaring like Medusa at Sir Stockwell and saw none of the more general reactions.

Do you, said Sir Stockwell, come into the office where we may settle these affairs.

Saythingport thrust abruptly past him into the office. Sir Stockwell, shaking his head, went in and closed the door.

Should one, Julius Roberts ventured, go see is Asterley anywhere about the premises? I fear His Lordship is on the brink of an apoplexy.

Does he not, said Sir Hartley Zellen, that had but lately emerged into the common chamber, violently set about Sir Stockwell.

With a heaving sigh, Allard drained his gin, and pushed himself away from the wall against which he was leaning. La, 'tis time to go mediate.

And no-one, Cecil realized, considered it all peculiar, that there was Allard, dusky molly modiste of humble origins, that the tale gave out had first entered the club for hire, went play the diplomat in this circumstance.

Hmmm, murmured Sallington very sotto voce, I wonder does he go remind His Lordship that even a peer of the realm may be violently set upon in a dark alleyway one night?

Came down the stairs from the upper chambers Geoffrey Merrett and Dr Asterley. All were immediately eager to inform 'em of the goings-on.

Asterley smirked. Fancied that Saythingport had not been able to gratify his carnal passions these several months – in his situation could not even go quarrel with the Delgado, that might provide some relief to his feelings – and it broke out thus.

Adams mentioned the way things were with bull elephants – went quite mad in their mating lust – had seen things in Bengal –

The office door opened and all went look very engaged in assorted conversations and not at all attentive to what came forth there. That was Maurice Allard civilly conducting His Lordship towards that part of the club where he might find his pick among the young fellows that were agreeable to exchange their bodies for suitable remuneration.

Sallington whistled. I see you have the right of it, Asterley.

Sir Stockwell emerged looking quietly gratified at this turn of events, and signalled to one of the footmen for a glass of brandy.

I think, murmured Cecil to Cuthbert, you would be entirely the better of the like yourself –

But, lo, there was Sallington already about the matter! Brandies all round – and the good old brandy, too.

Asterley conceded that 'twas entirely an appropriate restorative after this upheaval. And did anyone know who was Saythingport’s physician? One would not venture to prescribe for another’s patient, but he had observed certain troubling signs –

Merrett snorted and remarked that sure, nothing but temper!

The fits of temper do not help – may not be quite the case of the famed surgeon Hunter, that declared that he was at the mercy of any fellow that put him in a temper, on account of the condition of his heart –

Roberts said, looking at Merrett, suppose one knew that, and provoked a fit of temper, would there be a case for murder?

Merrett responded that that was a very interesting question – one would have to prove that the person precipitating the outbreak was apprised of the likely consequences –

The discussion soon drifted to the interesting question of the demise of Mortimer Chellow and the disappearance of Blatchett. Did anyone hear aught from MacDonald?

It had been, Cecil thought the next morning, a rather more dramatic evening than he had anticipated when intending a quiet rencontre with Cuthbert – maybe a glass or so with Sallington and Roberts – &C.

Zipsie, at the breakfast table, was looking exceeding well. He went to kiss her before going to the sideboard to help himself and to enquire was there anything he might serve her with?

Why, I will take a kipper.

It was agreeable to have a wife that was not fussily fastidious over her food, that there had been – was – far too much of with his mother.

And how was your evening? he enquired.

Zipsie wrinkled her nose. I fancy my cousins have a very exalted notion of their consequence! I daresay they were the entire belles of every assembly in Hereford, and maybe Worcester as well, and they are well-enough looking – nothing to object to in their singing –

O, Zipsie, is that what one calls damn with faint praise?

She grinned. Pleasing enough voices – not badly trained but can certainly improve – but by no means to compare with Thea! And I fear do not realize the privilege 'tis to have fittings with Miss Thomasine at Mamzelle Bridgette. Well, I daresay they will come round to see the way things are in Town.

They addressed themselves to the delicate matter of dissecting the kippers in silence for a while.

Buttering a muffin, and then lavishly anointing it with Roberts and Wilson’s Prime Seville Marmalade, Cecil enquired whether she had thought any further about their proposed dinner-party?

O, indeed! have sent out invitations to the Grigsons, the Geoffrey Merretts, the Demingtons, the Robert Wallaces and Lord and Lady Samuels. I fancy that will make up a nice company. Am still pondering upon an evening-party for my cousins – she sighed – but it must be done.

And poor Ollie! they are quite determined that 'tis entirely his cousinly duty to be their escort upon all occasions – and here is Grandda wanting to send him about this and that matter to Heggleton – and Ollie himself yearning for the organ at St Wilfrid’s – they deem Folly too young and he is entire happy to return to Cambridge – he is quite beleaguered.

But, dear husband, I hope you have no pressing engagements this afternoon, for I have a rare treat in prospect – Lydy Marshall brings her sister Clo about this matter of mayhap adapting my little Fox in the henhouse song for her purposes.

That was an encounter not to be missed! And indeed he had no urgent matters upon hand and could well spend the day at home.

The Marshall sisters were both very proper-dressed for an afternoon call – well, did one consider the matter, one did not suppose Clo Marshall went about all day in the costumes she wore for her act! And very elegant-mannered. Indeed, one was quite used to that with Lydia, that played her harp in quite the highest circles – was received entirely as a friend by the Dowager Duchess of Humpleforth –

Cecil could not hold back from expressing his admiration for Miss Marshall’s talents in most enthusiastic fashion.

I daresay, she said with a little grin, I should nudge you in the ribs and say, Ow, give over, do! – that was the song that had first made her name – but indeed it is very gratifying to be complimented by a gentleman that is married to such a musician as Lady Rondegate.

Zipsie said, she fancied they should work a little at this matter of songs, and then she had desired the kitchen to prepare a most substantial tea.

So they went into the music-room, and Cecil observed that there was as 'twere somewhat of a freemasonry of the musical art 'twixt the three ladies as they went about the matter, and came to a very pleasing ditty that one saw Miss Marshall would present extreme effective.

And before tea she demonstrated several of her other songs – he observed Zipsie very delighted at these, and playing them over, and saying, she thought she saw the trick of how they had to be –

Miss Marshall remarked that one could always use fresh songs.

Zipsie looked at Cecil. One would be anonymous, of course –

What a prime proceeding, he said, one could have no objections at all. Here were other fellows had wives did fiddling fancywork. This was far superior.


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The importance of discretion

Dumaine offered that Miss Hacker might care to join him in a late supper? Leda, that had just freed herself from the confining garb of Babsie Bolton, said that should be very glad to do so – had not noted any matters of particular concern the e’en, but we was still rather quiet –

Indeed so, said Dumaine. Burgundy? – this is a particular fine one.

That would come very grateful, she replied, sitting down at the table he had cleared of its usual impedimenta to lay out a nice little supper.

She fancied that Dumaine had somewhat to communicate himself, but would contain herself in patience until he was ready to disclose what 'twas – busied himself about dressing the salad, and carving the chicken, &C.

The Burgundy was indeed excellent good, but Leda was ever careful in indulgence – had she not been warned from quite her earliest years about the adverse effects of strong liquors by Laffen – it was a sad irony that, was it not supposed that Nat Barron had contrived his demise, his fall from that roof had been put down to tippling rather than the trembling affliction that had grown upon him.

Dumaine himself showed abstemious. As they moved on to a fine dessert of fruit and nuts, he picked up his glass, swirled the wine as if he would read some message in it, put it down without drinking, and said, had come across certain intelligence that was troubling him.

Leda put on a listening face.

You will know that I still have connexions with my grandmother’s people –

She nodded. He was seldom explicit about his Romany blood.

– and I will occasional hear things. And lately there are tales – more than one – of a swell fellow that comes and tries to trade his fine nag – a nag that has been ridden rather hard and would be the better of a good rest and tending by a groom – for another. Any common piece of horseflesh. For this is not only a very fine nag, 'tis rather distinctive – black, with a white blaze, one white sock on the right forefoot and another on the left hind.

That, said Leda, there have already been notices in the newspapers about – the Earl of Blatchett’s Panoply, I fathom? For there is a good deal of interest in finding His Lordship, and his horse is a clew.

Dumaine nodded. And from where I have received these reports, one can track his journey – but I do not wish to entangle my informants with the Law, that they do not have happy experiences with.

One may quite imagine, murmured Leda. She pondered a little.

Of course! Lord Trelfer had quite begged Mr MacDonald to remain at Mellonby while the investigation took place – one apprehended that he had already made himself well-respected by the authorities by mentioning his long acquaintance with Matt Johnson, since his days at Bow Street with the Runners – one might pass this hint along to him, that could surely find some very tactful way to bring it into play.

She opened this possibility to Dumaine, that nodded. A very sound thought – there is one that entirely understands the importance of discretion –

So! Dumaine had some apprehension of Sandy MacDonald’s nature – was not entirely a surprize, she knew that Dumaine made it his business to keep himself informed –

Fancied that there were certain magistrates about the country that were a deal lighter-handed in dealing with the Romany tribes because Dumaine was being forbearing about their losses at the tables – or discreet about their liaisons with ladies of the Town – &C&C.

So they agreed to that course.

First thing the next morning, therefore, she indited the letter, sealed it, and stuck on a stamp. Would pass a receiving-house or so on her way to the agency so that she might dispatch it expeditious.

When she arrived at the agency she found Dickie Smith in a very restless state saying that he had been very dutiful about cutting out newspaper reports and pasting 'em into the scrapbooks under Miss Frinton’s eye, but was there naught else he might do? Leda looked at him, reached to ruffle his curls, and said, why, this very morn as ever is, was going consult with an informant, and I fancy 'twould be very useful instructive for you to come along and be introduced and see somewhat of the matter. Will just tell Matt what we are about.

For would be entirely reasonable to go call upon Grigori at his pawnshop that lay on the fringes of Seven Dials, to see had he heard any intelligence concerning Blatchett’s watch or rings or fobs from amongst his connexion. And had had the intention of making an introduction for Dickie.

So after she had transformed herself into Larry Hooper, they took the eastbound omnibus along Oxford Street, and sat on the top, for 'twas a fine sunny day even was the breeze a little brisk.

One saw Dickie most impressed that Larry was known and had acquaintance in those parts! – greeted by several as they made their way to the pawnshop. But the time was not yet ready to introduce Dickie more generally, should proceed at a discreet pace.

The pawnshop was open, but peering in at the door, they could see that there was no-one about doing business at that precise moment, and Ludmilla Barron was polishing the counter. Law, that was a new thing – indeed one noticed the place a deal cleaner these days, no cobwebs anywhere. Wondered had she managed to spruce up Grigori!

La, Larry Hooper! cried Mrs Nat Barron, you are quite the stranger in these parts! And who is this young sprig?

Larry made the appropriate introductions, observing that Dickie was already of an age to appreciate Mrs Barron’s buxom charms, and enquired for Grigori.

She looked into the inner sanctum and declared that he was quite ecstatic to see Larry and his young friend, ushering 'em in.

The samovar was, as ever, bubbling away, and they both accepted glasses of tea, Larry silently indicating to Dickie to drink up mannerly even if 'twas not what he was used to.

A little general gossip was exchanged – matters running all very smoothly in Seven Dials – had no doubt they would be seeing parties of young swells now that Society was returning to Town –

Eventually Grigori cleared his throat and said, that matter of certain adornments – have had intelligence of attempts to sell 'em –

Passed over a scrap of paper on which were scrawled the places where the transactions had took place.

Matched very tidily with the reports over Blatchett’s endeavours at horse-trading! One might deduce he aimed for the coast – hire some kind of vessel to take him to the Continent – though how he purposed to live once he attained those shores was a conundrum!

That is most exceeding useful – we are fee’d to this inquiry and may show generous –

Grigori nodded, then said that he apprehended that Mr MacDonald was aiding the investigation?

Larry grinned. Lord, I fancy they will call it aid but I fancy if they come at any solution to the tangle 'twill be by his hand.

They all chuckled.

But agreeable as Larry found it to foregather once more with Grigori, and also with Ludmilla, that was of the opinion that the parrot Zanty at Black Tom’s was like to have another brood, perchance they should call in Mr Josiah Ferraby for his considerations on the matter? - law, Josh Ferraby was quite the general favourite! – was high time they should be about their business, so took their leave.

Dickie dragged his feet somewhat about the return, no doubt in anticipation of more work over press reports.

How should it be, young Dickie, did you come with me to take a look over Mr Chellow’s chambers this afternoon? Now we have been as 'twere authorized to the task by Sir Antony.

O, prime! gasped Dickie.

So after they had reported their findings and Frinton had recorded them in her file on the case, Leda disclosed their intention to Matt.

Why, should perchance wait upon seeing whether the keys were found upon him and might be sent - Matt winked and tapped his nose – but who knows but some crony of Chellow’s might endeavour to break in, 'tis entire best to be as beforehand as we may.

So with this tacit permission to employ her skills with locks, they set forth to those chambers that might by courtesy be said to be in St James.

'Twas no great task to open the door, upon a rather fusty unaired and very untidy interior.

Hmmm –

Frinton, said Dickie, would have an entire fit! For one perceived bills, letters, &C, scattered wholesale about various surfaces extreme haphazard.

Leda picked up the closest handful and examined the dates. It was no surprize to see them well past. She sighed. Well, let us shovel these into some receptacle, for I daresay Sir Antony will feel obliged to settle the outstanding accounts.

Given such disorderly habits, she wondered whether he had even taken any concern to conceal any secret matters, but as Dickie went about gathering up all the documents – including the ones that had drifted to the floor - she undertook a search for any hidden compartments.

And the bureau, besides having pigeon-holes overstuffed with yet more very overdue bills, was revealed to have a false bottom of no great subtlety – Leda sneered – in which she found several sets of dice, that she fancied cogged, a package of daguerreotypes, somewhat of the like she had seen at Vohle’s but less artistically presented, notes relating to debts of honour – she snorted – and bundles of letters.

Those were all best perused at leisure elsewhere.

Dickie came look over her shoulder. What are those?

Nothing, she said, sliding the daguerreotypes into an inner pocket of Larry’s jacket, that need concern you. Have you gathered up everything, we may be off, afore some neighbour or other comes poking around.

Nonetheless, she took a final survey of the place – knocking upon walls to ensure there were no secret panels – looking to see whether there might be a concealed safe. But one did not gain an impression that the late Mr Mortimer Chellow had been a very businesslike fellow: rather an amateur dabbler.


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Being admitted – at the front door!

She would not grow complacent yet, but Ginevra Frinton no longer felt constantly fretted over supporting their little household. No, they had now moved into a nicer more spacious house – could employ a girl to take a deal of the daily tasks from Ma’s hands – a woman to come in for the rougher work –

For it was not just that the Johnson Agency flourished and Mr Johnson was a generous employer, especial to what he called his inner cabal – Ginevra herself, that kept up the records of their cases as well as pursuing investigations when necessary, Solly that had a very fine insight into matters of finance, Tess Halloran, and Leda Hacker. That indeed gave some feeling of security!

But there was also this new departure of Carthew’s Select Stationery, that she had been brought in on. Had come into the hands of Mr Knowles as part of some business deal, very rundown and old-fashioned, but here he was seeing that it could be turned around and become flourishing. Had asked her at first to advize, from her understanding of the keeping of records, how one might devize ledgers and volumes suitable for various philanthropic bodies, and she had come along to having further notions for lines they might go into. And she had shares in the company.

Moreover, she was so much less worried about what would become of Walter. Here he was with a place at a very good school in the City, and had made excellent good friends, Mr Knowles’ son Adam, and his cousins the Ollifaunt boys Pip and Alec and TomTom, and becoming entirely part of their circles that included Sir Harry Ferraby’s family. So while Matt had ever said there would be a place for Walter in the agency, Ginevra was like to think that there would be other opportunities, besides his schoolmasters waxing very optimistic about his prospects of college.

Had not only managed to send Walter and Ma to Southend for several weeks over the summer, had contrived to spare a fortnight herself. And had offered to Lady Ollifaunt that perchance her boys might care to frolic by the sea? Had replied most exceeding gracious that her husband took the thought that 'twas perhaps time for Pip to understand somewhat of how elections got on, but it would be quite the kindest thing to have Alec and TomTom out of that turmoil.

Sure she had never anticipated, when she had been in such desperate case finding herself with child and deserted by that scoundrel, to find herself in such circumstance! Here she was, being admitted – at the front door! – to call upon Lady Demington, that shared her passionate fondness for stationery and keeping really good records of the various philanthropies she supported.

Ginevra was a little taken aback to discover that Lady Demington was not alone – but was in the company of another young matron, of around her own years, very stylish dressed.

That exclaimed, La, Rachel, here am I, new come to Town after doing the dutiful MP’s wife in Firlbrough, never thinking that of course you will be about your usual bustle!

Oh, poo, Scilla, this is a matter of friendly converse over notebooks and ledgers! Permit me to make known to you Miss Ginevra Frinton, of Carthew’s Select Stationery and the Matt Johnson Agency – I daresay in your new role you may well have requirements – Miss Frinton, Mrs Robert Wallace.

Ginevra dipped a small curtsey.

Mrs Wallace gave a little lopsided smile. Requirements of stationery or investigations?

Stationery, one hopes! said Lady Demington.

Ginevra cleared her throat and remarked that they had been commissioned to looking into certain accusations of corruption during the late election, but she had had naught to do with that. But on the matter of stationery, she had something to lay before Lady Demington – these little pocket diaries for ladies – with space for memoranda – several pages of useful information – will fit into reticules –

O, very prettily got up! cried Mrs Wallace, and just the kind of thing one needs. But I could certainly do with larger notebooks – Bobbie – Mr Wallace – and I are going to be obliged to give a deal of dinner parties and it would be very useful to keep a list of who we dined when and what we fed 'em –

Why, said Lady Demington, that is a prime notion – I daresay we shall be doing the like for Artie’s agricultural set –

Why not, suggested Ginevra, a nicely printed dining book? Guests on one page – menu vis-à vis – mayhap an index –

After she had taken some notes in her memorandum book about the likely requirements, she sat back with a cup of excellent good coffee and a scone, about to enquire about how the philanthropic set was getting on, when Mrs Wallace gave a little cry.

O, is it not the Johnson Agency that is about the matter of finding out the evidence concerning the bigamous wretch O’Neill?

Ginevra conceded that that they were, and had recently had hopeful intelligence concerning the arrival on these shores of very convincing evidence pertaining to his living wife, that was now residing in Chicago.

Mrs Wallace let out a groan.

Lady Demington leant over to pat her shoulder. Scilla, she explained, is the daughter of Lord Fendersham, that still tends a flame for Lady Wauderkell even did she leave him, not quite at the altar, to elope with O’Neill.

And we are in the greatest worry that he desires to show magnanimous and forgiving and to give her the shelter of his name &C&C, even after all the scandal there has been.

Quite like one of her own tales! remarked Lady Demington. But really, Scilla, is it not given out that she has returned to the Roman faith – goes seek refuge in a nunnery –

Ginevra was able to reveal that they knew somewhat of that – her Irish relatives had been seeking her, in order to settle some legal matters over their property in Cork – long to be reconciled – there is some antient suitor now a widower, has hopes –

Quite extraordinary! exclaimed Mrs Wallace. The most trying woman – horribly affected in her manner –

Ginevra shook her head and remarked that they saw a deal of how men could be beguiled, in the agency, and told 'em a few stories. Not, she added, that there are not also scoundrel men that go deceive women.

But, she said, speaking of the agency, 'twas high time she went there about her business.

When she re-entered there, she found young Dickie Smith being most meritorious diligent about cutting pieces out of the newspapers and preparing 'em to be pasted into the correct scrapbooks – ruffled his hair and said, was coming along! – and then went along to the wardrobe so that she might tell Tess about what Lady Demington and Mrs Wallace had been wearing.

Ah, said Tess, that was unmending certain garments for when presentation as a beggar was necessary to some investigation, daresay they go be dressed at Mamzelle Bridgette. Lady Wallace has been being dressed there time out of mind, would have made the introduction for her daughter-in-law.

Came in Leda Hacker, in her guise as a gypsyish character that went about backdoors selling lucky white heather: at the present moment to discover no very sinister matter but to establish whether the Potter-Welch Agency could be confident in sending servants to the household that the conditions would be entirely to the standard they expected. Desired to be made respectable once more – had appointments to go advize on being secure from ken-cracking –

As she was about the business of changing, there was a rap upon the door and Solly enquiring whether the ladies were in a state that he might enter. Leda smoothed down the skirts, addressed the buttons of the bodice, and Tess called to him to come in.

Important business! he said. Some fellow that looks exceeding Quality arrives wishing to speak to Matt on a delicate matter –

Tess asked when were they spoke to on any matter that was not delicate?

– and is Frinton here and able to come and sit quietly taking notes after bringing in a tray with the best glasses and the good brandy, for one sees that beneath the outward phlegmatic show proper to a gentleman the chap is in some agitation, would be glad could she bustle about it.

Ginevra nodded, went into the records room to pick up a notebook and pencil, that she tucked into her pocket, ensure that Dickie was still diligently employed, and take from the cupboard the requisite items of hospitality.

She conveyed these into Matt’s office, where he already had the gentleman – very sober dressed, with a black armband – ensconced in the comfortable chair beside his desk – and was assuring him that the agency was entire apprized of the necessity for discretion in the matters that were brought to 'em. Ginevra placed the tray upon the desk at Matt’s elbow, and went to sit in the quiet corner at the back of the room, drawing out her notebook as she did so.

Law! 'twas Sir Antony Chellow, the brother – half-brother – of that wretch Mortimer Chellow that had got himself murdered at Lord Trelfer’s estate very recently.

Indeed, he agreed, as Matt conveyed his condolences, he would be very glad to discover who had done the deed, but understood that was already in the hands of the authorities – being pursued with the majesty of the law – given out that Blatchett’s conduct displayed guilt –

No, that was not his mission here today.

He sighed, and took a positive gulp of Matt’s good brandy.

'Twas not an entire shock to me that my brother should come to a bad end – had been give to very detrimental courses – kept shocking poor company – my father had urged me to look after him but he was his own worst enemy –

After a good deal of rambling around the matter, that was entire common in such cases, he came to his point. He was in some worry that Mortimer Chellow had been involved in a deal of very hugger-mugger business – gaming-debts at best – feared there was worse – would be exceeding grateful for the Johnson Agency to look into his affairs in advance of any horrid revelations that might come out.

A very prudent thought!

Matt went about to find out what Sir Antony knew of Mr Mortimer’s affairs – less than he would have liked – had the address of his chambers close by St James – had been desired to resign from such clubs as he had been a member of –

Matt said that was a start and they would be about it.


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Agreeable to work with a professional

It was entirely a done thing, given her condition, for the modiste to come to her residence to make alterations and perchance take measurements for new gowns for the forthcoming Season – though by the time 'twas the full Season, Zipsie – Zipporah, Baroness Rondegate – fancied, she would be no longer going out was she not already lying-in. But it was a considerable mark of esteem that Mr Maurice of Mamzelle Bridgette came himself to their fine Belgravia mansion to be about the matter!

Complimented Zipsie on how much she was in looks – quite blooming – yes, one saw that there would need to be certain lettings out but there had been forethought took in the first making up and 'twould be no great trouble.

'Tis indeed, said Zipsie, come about very expeditious upon the heels of the nuptials!

Quite the family tradition! remarked Mr Maurice. He turned to Berridge to explain the clever device by which garments might be expanded over the coming months, the effect would be entirely subtle –

Berridge observed closely and remarked how very cunning that was – could not at all tell –

Quite so. And the like with any new gowns, so that they may be readily taken in in due course.

Of course one knew that Mr Maurice was quite the artist in matters of dress, but this was also most exceeding practical, thought Sir Oliver Brumpage’s grand-daughter.

Mr Maurice, with Berridge’s assistance, began to tidy up his things. It is being given out, he said, that your Fairleigh-Merrett cousins are coming to Town?

Zipsie, apprehending that any business requiring her to stand was now accomplished, sat down, and sighed. Indeed so – Edith and Amy – my mother has promised to give 'em at least a Season in Town – present 'em at Court &C – all the proper things. 'Tis give out that they are the entire belles of Herefordshire and the adjacent counties but I doubt not they will be somewhat behind the style.

Berridge was heard to murmur sad provincial dowds under her breath.

Lady Abertyldd has already begged me to give 'em a fitting or two, said Mr Maurice. 'Tis beforehand enough that should not be any trouble.

Zipsie grinned. She might have known Mama would already be about planning the campaign. Had some notion was already arranging about singing lessons.

It was, she thought, a considerable relief that her present condition meant that she would not be required to bustle as much as maybe to advance her cousins’ interest! A music-party or so, that she and Cecil would be holding anyway.

After Mr Maurice had departed, Berridge remarked upon what a civil gentlemanly fellow he was – 'tis a strange trade for a man but sure he has considerable talent.

As she went on with general matters of tidying up the dressing-room, she looked thoughtful, and ventured that she dared say the Misses Fairleigh-Merrett might not yet have their own personal maid? Or mayhap Her Ladyship already had that in hand –

Zipsie looked at her. Fie, Berridge, do you have a candidate to advance?

Berridge blushed a little. Have a cousin that is looking for a place – entirely understands all the arts of dress &C –

Well, I will mention it next time I speak to Mama.

But knowing Lady Abertyldd, this was all already under hand!

The devoted ladies – Miss McKeown and Miss Lewis – had been returned from their sanitive sojourn in Weymouth for a week or so and had already paid a couple of visits to Zipsie to see how her voice did and that her playing was not in the least affected.

Today Zipsie was in expectation that Thea would be coming for her lesson, since she apprehended that Dumpling Dora had no fears that the Rondegates were going to covertly introduce a Puseyite or a Jesuit into the household and that 'twould entirely be a matter of polishing Lady Theodora’s singing.

And here Thea was! Came and was most unwonted demonstrative in her greeting, falling upon Zipsie’s neck and showing somewhat tearful at the reunion.

O Zipsie, it has been entire frightful, even is Simon no longer creeping spying about the household – I would be, sinful though 'tis, wishing him rough seas all the way to Peru would that not also afflict that agreeable Lady Fendersham and Mr Enderby. Artie has been a tower of strength but he can do nothing to dissuade Mama from her fears.

Zipsie patted Thea on the shoulder and sat her down on the sopha.

And so much company – and agreeing to sing – pretty songs to entertain our guests –

Horrible! Zipsie agreed.

While she still had considerable doubts about whether her brother Ollie was really suited to be Thea’s husband, she sometimes wondered whether any marriage at all would at least provide an escape from Lady Pockinford’s maternal fears and frets. Ollie was alas not, perchance, going about the right way to win the Pockinfords’ approval – though it might win him Thea’s – by making himself useful to Hughie Lucas at St Wilfrid’s. She supposed that the church organ was a great inducement, but Ollie was spending a deal of time in those somewhat sordid parts in the East End and observing Hughie’s ritualistic practices.

The devoted ladies were ushered in, expressed themselves delighted to see Thea – for however tiresome she had found her sojourn at Pockinford Hall, those long weeks in the country air had her looking very much in health! – and all proceeded to very agreeable lessons, afore sitting down to a substantial tea.

Zipsie said she did not know what matter of bribery or exchange of favours or secret receipts there had been, but Cook now had the knowledge of how to make Miriam Roberts’ unparalleled lemon cake!

Excellent well! said Lydia Lewis, helping herself to a large slice. Sure Miriam is entirely her mother’s daughter.

Weymouth had been delightful – entire charming – but very pleasing to get back to Town. And they dared say Lady Rondegate had already heard, the very kindest thing in Lady Abertyldd, already commissions dear Mr Duncan for your cousins’ singing lessons.

For one knew that Mr Gordon Duncan was still very much dependent upon his earnings, having a large family that were in very similar situation, so unlike the situation of Miss McKeown, left a snug legacy by the banker that had her in keeping for many years. So that she need only take a few pupils for the interest she found in the business, and she and her dear friend could live a comfortable if modest life.

Why, one supposes they have had some sort of instruction – my aunt Cissie was well-trained – Sir Charles doats on music – 'tis not all cows –

Although, said Thea, Artie says they have an excellent fine herd!

Really, a little friendly company – serious interest in her singing – trying over some new pieces – Zipsie saw that these improved Thea’s spirits considerably. She heard that Trembourne House was being opened up, though then took the thought that doubtless Dumpling Dora would have issued edicts against Thea seeing Nora – Lady Eleanor Upweston – that shared her religious leanings.

Sure, there was enough bustling these few days that she hardly missed her husband, that had been called to his mother’s side in Tunbridge Wells – one of her flutters was entirely due, alas, I must go show sympathy, and suppose 'tis now time I disclose our happy news, he sighed. Will doubtless advize wrapping you in quilts and making you lye still upon a sopha for the next months. They both groaned.

Here was dear Lydy Marshall and her harp, come to rehearse a piece or two that they were like to be desired to play at Mrs Knowles’ next music-party – and mayhap have in hand was they requested to offer their talents for a drawing-room meeting for some good cause.

It was ever very agreeable to work with a professional like Lydy. Any praise meant something, was not mere politeness!

As they sat over tea and lemon-cake after rehearsal, Lydy cleared her throat. Dared say Lady Rondegate had heard of her sister Clo –

Oh yes, my husband entirely doats upon her songs!

– has lately heard round and about a little tune Fox in the henhouse –

O, that will be Ollie!

– mentioned you writ it. Thinks it would work up – with some change in the words – into a very effective piece for her performance. Wonders might she come speak to you about it – does not wish to presume –

Zipsie gasped, gathered her wits, and cried, O, I should be quite honoured to speak to such an artiste! Have long wished to hear her perform, but in my present situation –

It was agreed to convoke concerning a mutually convenable time.

So much less agreeable, here came Mama – well, Mama was agreeable enough, but she brought with her Edith and Amy Fairleigh-Merrett, that Zipsie had had the intelligence from Lotty and Gianna had a notion of her as one that had lingered several years upon the Marriage Market and had settled for a mere baron. And that they supposed 'twas only a question of which of 'em would be Sallington’s choice and which Talshaw’s.

Well-enough looking – had not yet been to Mamzelle Bridgette, one observed – and, hah! a little taken aback at how very elegant fine an establishment this was – their eyes at once went to that fine pianoforte – how exceeding well-dressed Zipsie herself was –

O, and they were more than a little put about that they were taking lessons with dear Mr Gordon Duncan! Had hoped that they might study with Mr Titus Marshall –

Zipsie saw her mother covertly roll her eyes. They all had the greatest admiration for Marshall’s talents, but he was a fine upstanding handsome black fellow that Zipsie imagined Mama feared would arouse quite inappropriate emotions in her nieces. Unlike stocky balding Mr Duncan.

As they were murmuring over this, quite the happiest thing! came in Cecil, that she had not expected yet, and made most exceeding affectionate towards her before desiring to have introductions made.

Edith and Amy, she observed, were impressed both by this display of matrimonial devotion and Cecil’s looks.

After they had departed – what a pair of minxes! he remarked – she disclosed to him the approach from Clo Marshall and he begged that he might be present at their meeting – mayhap she might demonstrate a song or two?

O, I greatly hope so!

They smiled at one another in conjugal amity.


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Contrivance was in hand

Clorinda looked at her darling Leda across the breakfast table. Well, she said, here is a useful piece of intelligence that dear Sandy has been able to obtain from Blatchett’s man. The various items of vendable value that he was decked with when he went out a-riding the day on which poor Mortimer Chellow was discovered dead –

Poor Mr Chellow? Leda raised her eyebrows.

Well, one might have hoped that he would have come eventually to repentance – Clorinda pulled a pious expression – though, she went on, I fear 'twas exceeding unlikely. And shooting a fellow in the back is really considered quite the lowest ton, I apprehend.

She sighed. Sandy is like to suppose that did Blatchett intend flight, having departed so very precipitate, there might be some endeavour to pawn or sell his watch – his rings – a stick-pin – fob – or so –

A grin dawned on Leda’s face as she reached for the last pikelet and the mulberry preserve. Oho. And here is Larry Hooper on most excellent terms with one that might have connexions to discover further information.

I also wonder, she continued, lavishly buttering the pikelet, whether he would have sold the horse.

Hmm. Indeed we have here a very interesting problem, and I fancy Sandy is already a hound that lifts his nose to the scent and wishes pursue –

Leda nigh choked on her mouthful at the picture this conjured.

But indeed, I must apprehend that the forces of law take the matter under advizance – that no-one has commissioned an investigation –

After mopping her chin with the napkin, Leda remarked that she had had some design to go introduce young Dickie to Grigori, as a general matter of advancing his capacities about the agency, for he came on exceeding promising. So did she so, might just mention the matter to Grigori. 'Twould do no harm to have the business in hand.

Quite so. On the matter of the horse, I daresay Sandy will have already thought of placing advertizements in local newspapers –

They looked at one another with some satisfaction. Leda gulped down the last of her coffee and stood up. Must away to the agency – have a deal of much duller investigation to undertake, and advizing upon being safe from ken-cracking.

She went to kiss her beloved and nuzzle at her neck. Am desired to go call upon Dumaine this e’en – daresay he wishes to have Babsie go perambulate about the tables to keep an eye upon matters –

Very like! And I go dine very quiet and informal with the Grigsons, Lady Lucretia still being in mourning – I fancy the Rondegates may be there –

As Leda departed Clorinda felt the stirrings of all the various matters of Society that had been quiescent over the summer. For this shocking murder was one thing, but there was other business also on hand! – the matter of those vultures Lady Venchall and Mrs Bramby – a deal of little troubles here and there –

Certain young women from the country come to Town – Claudia Lucas to study at the Ladies’ College in Harley Street – Cissie Fairleigh-Merrett’s girls to be presented at Court and given a little polish by being taken about on the Season by her sister Lady Abertyldd –

Polly came in to clear the table and Clorinda went over to her desk. Her dear beloved desk that had been quite the finest and most thoughtful gift from dearest Josiah Ferraby, very out of the common way, when he had still been in the capacity of patron to the crack courtesan Madame Clorinda.

She took a little peep into the secret compartment that contained the miniatures of Flora as a child, and the letters from her beloveds in triangle, then closed it firmly and turned to the various matters of invitations that had already arrived, before she turned to the bothers of philanthropic business. All those must be dealt with before she might indulge her pen in inditing more on her tale of the French Revolution!

But she had only just commenced upon considering the Helena Fund, and whether one might do somewhat as a memorial to Hywel Jenkins – mayhap did she speak to dear Amelia Addington about some kind of special benefit performance? – when came in Hector saying, here was Mrs Nixon came calling, was Her Ladyship at home?

La, Hector, Hattie is one of my oldest friends, of course I am at home!

With a sigh she put aside the documents and closed the desk and went to sit by the fireplace, that at this still pleasantly mild season was adorned with a splendid arrangement of chrysanthemums. She knew the reason for Hector’s hesitation.

Hattie Nixon entered, crossed the room, and Clorinda stood to embrace her friend, that promptly burst into tears upon her shoulder. One quite appreciated that she displayed excellent ton in not displaying her grief at Hywel’s death in the presence of her husband – even had Nixon been long aware of her liaison with the actor – but it burst out thus whenever she came to see Clorinda. And mayhap 'twas the same when she saw Amelia?

She lifted her head, blew her nose and mopped her face. She sighed. Fie, I know 'twas a merciful release – however much dearest Amelia sought his counsel upon theatre matters, he was an actor, 'twas painful to him to no longer be able to tread the boards – but, so many years, I cannot help but feel it.

Quite so, my dear, 'twould be quite shocking did you not. Now, here comes Euphemia herself with coffee, and the cinnamon toast you particularly relish, quite hot and fresh.

These remedies applied, Hattie calmed down considerable, and in due course came around to disbursing her budget of gossip, for she still went to and fro and up and down gathering this.

O, do you say the Zellens have already come to Town?

Indeed so – have left young Hart in Cornwall looking after their business there – has lately married, the daughter of a neighbouring family. But Jack is come to Town to go study at this School for Mines, that the Prince Consort has established.

Sir Jacob has told me somewhat of that, is very impressed with the scheme.

Now, that was very material to a certain contrivance she had had in mind! Would go call on Honora Zellen this very day.

And Pockinford House is being furbished up, so I apprehend Dumpling Dora and the Earl will be coming to Town.

So philanthropic matters would soon be bustling! – Clorinda hoped that the Demingtons were also returned to Town, for Rachel Demington’s sound practicality was of great benefit in her mother-in-law’s schemes.

But the afternoon was consecrate to an entire different kind of philanthropy!

Yes, Lady Bexbury, Lady Zellen was entirely at home to her.

Honora Zellen rose from the sopha where she was idling leafing through The Ladies’ What-Not to come and kiss Clorinda. My dear! You are entire blooming! An agreeable summer I hope?

Clorinda agreed that to be the case, and heard that the Zellens had been celebrating a marriage?

Yes, Hart was at last wed – charming creature – old Cornish family – most suitable –

And one heard that Honora had some thoughts of traveling to Naples? For she had murmured about this upon hearing the intelligence that Verena, her youngest daughter – Lady Imbremere – that had reached that spot in her travels, was in a happy condition.

O, said Honora, as a tea-tray came in, have had the most sensible letter from Gussie. He considers that now Verena’s state is a little more settled, there can be no objection to traveling home – by easy stages – taking them gently – conditions so very greatly improved in these times –

One might quite understand that the heir to the Marquess of Offgrange would greatly prefer his first child to be born, was it not literally at Dambert Chase, at least on English soil with the attendance of British doctors and midwives!

Indeed, becomes almost a pleasurable jaunt these days! She sipped her tea and they exchanged a little idle gossip upon acquaintance.

Dear Honora. Still a very well-looking woman, even was she a grandmother several times over now. Had come to a most happy matrimonial concord with Sir Hartley after early difficulties – he patronized the discreet club for gentlemen of the disposition and she had conducted a series of genteel liaisons with younger men.

While the Zellens had long been part of their political set, Honora, unlike Susannah Wallace or Viola Mulcaster, was not a political lady. But what she was noted for was her understanding of Society and her ability to manage its expectations. There had never been any scandal. O, whispers that Cara – Adeline – Verena – were not Sir Hartley’s daughters – rumours there had been a fearful accident in one of his tin-mines – but he quite clearly doated on those lovely creatures – walked them to the altar – no, no scandal.

My dear, said Clorinda, I fancy you have no particular favourite at present?

Honora’s expression flickered as she said, la, perchance I should leave the fellows to the younger ladies.

Clorinda had surmized that Honora had approached very nigh the flames when Orlando Richardson had been the most acclaimed actor of the London stage and pursued by a very great number of ladies, many of whom one would never have previously been  suspected of such a course. And that she had taken the kinds of risks she had previously been careful to avoid.

Since then there had certainly been young fellows dangling about her – riding out beside her in the Park – squiring her at balls – but no special favourite.

Only, Clorinda went on, there is a young man of my acquaintance, unexpectedly fallen heir to a great title, is entirely the sort of chap that would benefit from association with a lady of your apprehension of correct ton. Need be no more than that – taking him up a little – polishing his manners – is a very pretty agreeable young fellow – Trembourne’s brother-in-law –

La, did I not see him at one of your soirées, must have been before his elevation? A scholar at Oxford? One could have no objection. I suppose mewed up in colleges they do not acquire any great experience of Society, 'twould be quite the charitable act to take him up.

Clorinda smiled. The contrivance was in hand.

 


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Not the quite overwhelming bustle

It made an immense difference, Hannah Roberts thought, that this year, she had not had to take up editing the Lowndes Press’ popular Christmas album, The Casket,  when Juliana Wauderkell had reneged on her responsibilities quite in the midst of 'em. That had been a great trial and put a deal of work onto Hannah’s already overburdened shoulders as a Lady of the Pen – her editorial duties on the monthly Oracle, and on the quarterly Speculum of Arts and Sciences, her own reviews and essays –

Quite before the demands of her mother, The Famed Seraphine, Goddess of the Culinary Arts, that Hannah should take on the role of amanuensis now she purposed turning her wisdom on kitchen matters into a book. That had been deferred into the proposal that Seraphine should first drum up interest in a series of columns in The Ladies’ What-Not, of receipts suitable for particular times and seasons, that had gone very well indeed, several having been reprinted as pamphlets. La, thought Hannah, tiffin parties everywhere, for that one had proved most exceptional popular.

At the moment, Hannah had her travelling desk open so that she might indite a pleasing little piece about the Gopals, that were the descendants of General Yeomans’ cook that had first taught Seraphine the culinary secrets of the East. On his death, being provided with a generous pension, had gone open an eating house near the docks for his seafaring compatriots. That had led to his son setting up in the wholesale spice business. There would certainly be advertizing for the fine spices they brought in! She would also work into the tale that although there was a most romantic story of the Gopals having found very proper Hindu wives among the ayahs that were brought back to England, that these poor women were oft shockingly abandoned by their employers. With information about the fine philanthropic efforts to aid the unfortunate creatures.

Looking out of the carriage window, she saw that they would shortly be reaching the station for Attings.

This year, she felt no hesitation at taking up the invitation from Dowager Lady Balstrup to go spend a few days at Attings whilst she and La Signora Umberti were in residence – any time, my dear, this is quite Liberty Hall! Indeed that would be agreeable, before Society started to do more than trickle back to Town and there would be a deal of events and occasions that she would have to pay attention to.

And here she was also, somewhat in the character of a mentor, bringing on beginners in the arts of review and writing pieces for the press – Chloe Ollifaunt, that was far too perceptive and telling a reviewer to linger writing for Steenie Beaufoyle’s Helicon, and Humphrey Thornton, that was already showing promising once he shook off a certain fusty academic style that he had doubtless been taught at Oxford.

Indeed there was still a deal she had upon hand, but 'twas not the quite overwhelming bustle of last year! Might pause to take breath occasional.

Though she did not suppose 'twould be entirely leisure and recreation at Attings. Was like to think La Signora had a deal of correspondence with Naples and other parts of the peninsula and might well have useful intelligence about how matters went there. Also, Lady Balstrup had waxed most effusive about these archaeological diggings on the neighbouring estate of Worblewood.

The name of Chilfer was very prepossessing! Had published an essay or two of his in The Speculum – good solid stuff about his excavations.  One might have confidence that all was being done in a very proper fashion – good practices, Hannah inwardly grinned.

She was also in hopes of contriving some private word or so with young Talshaw. Would still desire to sound out rather further that business of the manuscripts that Juliette de Clérault had entrusted to his ancestor, to preserve them from the furious ravages of the revolutionary mob, that the present Marquess had covertly sold. Had a notion that 'twould be of considerable interest to such a scholarly young fellow!

She folded up and locked her desk, and took up her valise, for she could tell by the slower motion that they were approaching the station.

Upon their arrival, the guard was very expeditious about telling a porter to be brisk about the lady’s trunk, there! as she conveyed him a suitable compliment. While it never hurt to be known a friend of the Ferrabys, that were shareholders in the company, 'twas prudent to show oneself appreciative of good service.

The weather was mild enough that 'twas no ordeal to take the station fly for Attings – she doubted not that had it been adverse they would have sent a closed conveyance – so she gave the porter suitable remuneration as he tipped his cap, and they were off through the early autumnal countryside.

'Twas no great distance to Attings. It was a pleasant small estate, agreeable enough as exile for His Lordship’s mother while he and his wife kept state at Balsterforth and in Town, seeing the Dowager Countess as little as was consistent with not causing gossip. Quite entirely agreeable to Dowager Lady Balstrup – Balstrup and his tiresome Evangelical ways, and that sour-faced creature ever prating on her oeconomical housekeeping that he married – 'tis an entire ordeal to go visit 'em. How very fortunate that m’daughter ran off with her drawing-master, goes live in that charming house in Chelsea.

And indeed, there was Mr Apsteed becoming quite the acclaimed artist – not yet a Royal Academician, but had had his works shown in its Summer Exhibitions, obtaining good commissions – did not disdain to undertake illustrations for The Casket –

Here she was, and the lady herself along with La Signora, perhaps not quite running out of the house – they were coming to late middle years if not quite elderly – but very eager to greet their guest.

Most pleasingly effusive manifestations of welcome! As they drew her indoors there were enquiries about dear Miss Ferraby, and dearest Mrs Verriker, and the darling children, and that sweet creature Mrs Marshall and that fine husband of hers, and those splendid creatures Mr and Mr Lowndes – and o, had not Hannah writ that they had appointed a tutor? How was that answering?

A very amiable learned young man – one of Lord Talshaw’s set at Oxford –

Quite the highest recommendation! cried Lady Balstrup.

– does not feel he has to cram and push young minds, but lead them gently in the paths of learning. Quite adores our darling Verrie – they have been designing a butterfly garden –

La Signora declared that they should certainly embark on a similar experiment.

But, said Lady Balstrup, let them not, in their eagerness for her company, overwhelm Hannah. She would doubtless wish to repair from the journey. Tea would be served in the Primrose parlour.

Such darlings, thought Hannah as she went about this. For in her pastoral seclusion Lady Balstrup had by no means rusticated – had kept up with all the latest ideas – maintained an extensive correspondence – read widely – and it must have been quite the blessing to her to find a congenial companion in La Signora, that now the Reveley daughters were well-married found her occupation gone. Who had a comfortable pension from Lady Bexbury – she and Il Professore had been confederates of my late husband against the Bourbon tyranny, he would certainly have wished it – and no particular desire to return to Naples after so many years.

She went downstairs dressed in somewhat more suited to a country-house visit than to travelling – that will, nonetheless, Maurice had assured her, convey that you are a serious Lady of Letters.

It was, indeed, greatly admired by the ladies, especially the capacious pockets.

There was further exchange of intelligence about mutual acquaintance – including a certain amount of speculation over the demise of Mortimer Chellow – Lady Balstrup hazarded that Lady Mary, entire at the end of her patience with her detrimental half-brother-in-law, had hired an assassin –

But my dears, said Hannah at length, what is this I have heard about these diggings at Worblewood?

The ladies looked very complacent and said, la, they came on most satisfactory. Mr Chilfer was like to think they would uncover a mosaic – there had been thrown up certain small coloured tiles that were most suggestive, so they now go very careful and delicate –

But, said Lady Balstrup, you may interrogate the diggers yourself – we have proposed a tiffin party the day after tomorrow and have invited the company from Worblewood, and various local society –

Though, said La Signora, a tiffin party cannot be the novelty to Hannah that it will be in these parts.

Why, said Hannah with a grin, I fancy I could contrive, did I have the necessary spices to hand, to produce an acceptable tiffin myself – perchance not quite to Seraphine or Miriam’s standards, that are very exacting –

She was, no, quite entirely agreeable to going advize Cook in the matter!

That found her doing rather more than advize on the morn of the party itself, but she was able to leave everything in good order and go dress for company in good time.

Here were arrived already the parson and his wife – several of the local gentry – introductions were made – she discovered quite ardent perusers of the Ladies’ What-Not –

And here came the Worblewood party! – mostly in mourning, of course – the Upwestons for the late Lord Trembourne, the Shallocks for the previous Lord Talshaw – but indeed, a little exchange of neighbourly hospitality, 'twas hardly going out into Society – Lord Trembourne’s secretary, young Averdale – Job Chilfer, that looked delighted to see her – oh, and Surgeon-Major Hicks, how pleasing, might give him news of Sybil.

Indeed he came over to greet her – had Lady Trembourne under treatment, for he had some very promising ideas that had already, one might see, had her moving a deal more easily, even though one also saw that she was increasing.

There was a deal of social matter to exchange with him, as well as encouragement to write up his very interesting views on the Sikhs for The Speculum. And then to foregather with Chilfer and hear about the diggings – being roofed over to protect 'em from the weather – she must come and see –

Conveying Thornton’s greetings to Averdale and Talshaw.

Finally contriving to have a quiet word with young Talshaw that she would greatly wish to discuss certain matters with about the Roughton Arching library at some time.


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Might as well be the moon

Gillie Beaufoyle stood upon the roof of Mellonby, smoking one of his brother Essie’s horrid cigarillos, in a fearsomely bad mood. This was a nightmare. Like one of those dreams where he was trying to escape from some Gothic dungeon and just as freedom seemed in sight, he was back in the labyrinthine depths –

Would he ever manage to leave England? Here it was, had been, o, you may take a fortnight or so to see your family – visit friends, afore leaving for Paris – and then came the election, and it had seemed desirable to have quite the family show to support the various borough and county candidates in seats where there was a Mulcaster interest. And when that was concluded, to that most unsatisfactory result, here had come this matter of one going about discovering secrets in order to hold 'em hostage for remuneration.

That had turned out to be a desperate cast by Lady Gabrielle in her extremity, and it had only been perchance that she had uncovered Nottinge’s dark secret and had nothing to do with him having a position in the Foreign Office, but merely that he would pay up not to have it revealed about Society. And all the other instances had been matters of gambling debts – imprudent letters exchanged – souvenirs of illicit liaisons – pawning family jewels - &C.

With that clarified, he was in hopes that he might at last take his congé, but there had been this invitation Essie had already accepted to Mellonby, that he had agreed to when he had supposed that it might be material to unravelling the mystery. Would seem uncivil to cut, especial when Trelfer was manifesting such good ton, in the light of Lady Leah’s conduct over the past months, as to invite Gillie in the first place.

Really, he would be very glad indeed to cease being a cynosure among the ladies of Society! Not merely the younger set, that should be thinking of suitable marriages rather than making up to a younger son making his career in the Diplomatic, but certain married ladies had been quite embarrassingly flirtatious towards him.

And now, here he was embroiled in this imbroglio of Mortimer Chellow’s murder.

Baden-Baden, where he knew the Dowager Lady Trembourne – Rosy – was now undertaking covert work in the interests of the nation, might as well be the moon, he fumed.

Lord Gilbert, said a voice with the faintest trace of a Scots accent behind him. Might I desire a word or so?

He turned to face Alexander MacDonald, MA, that was known a very clever fellow indeed. Essie had quite insisted on desiring his presence here following the ghastly events that had occurred, and one saw that he was no stranger to disruptions of the even tenor of life. Had looked upon the situation quite in the same fashion as he contemplated a chess-problem.

Gillie nodded. Speak on, he said.

While, MacDonald began, certainly things look very black against Blatchett – his disappearance is very much against him – I am like to wonder whether, given Mr Chellow’s reputation, there were others in the company bore him any grudges.

Gillie smirked and said, aside from the Beaufoyles?

Quite so – you are both fortunate in your really excellent alibis. But while your continued presence in the Armoury – and that of Lords Trelfer and Elkington – is thoroughly well-attested, did the rest of the audience all remain there?

Gillie shrugged. How should I know? Was being besought to demonstrate certain weapons – to fight bouts –

Cool grey eyes gazed at him through spectacle lenses. And you did not have a very fine sense of where everybody was, where they were moving – ?

Of course he had. It was quite second nature to him.

He sighed and said, let him call up the recollection. Had been particular watchful, having some concerns that there might be one or another went to contrive some accident, that could be a serious matter with blades in question – or merely went play the fool with similar results. Or that one might have previously ensured that there was a pistol less harmless than supposed –

MacDonald raised his eyebrows. Extreme cautious, he remarked. Though also prudent. Certain of the guests, besides Frimleigh that you know of, had been victims of Rathe and his confederates. Have wondered how much Chellow knew of that business. Was known to frequent those circles – was not revealed as one of Rathe’s confederates – but one fancies him a fellow known to have a considerable acquaintance amongst pawnbrokers, moneylenders, &C –

He took out a small memorandum book and jotted down a note.

Gillie, that had been gathering his own thoughts, said, Frimleigh certainly left for a considerable while –

What, he did not offer to show the cavalry way with a sword?

Showed better sense than might have been anticipated, or mayhap still has some lingering embarrassment over the straits I saw him in in Buda-pesth and Vienna.

One need not recount either the temporary sequestering of Frimleigh in a discreet private madhouse until all of his unedifying story had been sounded out, nor his subsequent adventures in the taverns and bordellos of Vienna with the late Talshaw, chaperoned by Gillie.

But one could well imagine him exactly the kind of fellow to find himself in Chellow’s toils.

Fraylingham wandered away – Morseby left but only briefly – Rancastle disappeared for a while, I have a notion he had designs on one of the maids – may have been the like with Fraylingham, now I think on it –

Hmmm. MacDonald scribbled another note in his memorandum book.

Angerson was absent for a time – went off with Balbershaw as I collect –

All of 'em, said MacDonald, connected with Rathe’s enterprize. One dares say they were led into courses they would prefer not to have disclosed to Society.

Gillie leant against the parapet and contemplated MacDonald. Greatly respected among his father’s Mulcaster set – perchance rather more radical in his opinions than even those, that were considered a radical set themselves among the Whig party – not, one understood, any more than the tame philosopher about the house to Lady Bexbury – one might have certain suspicions, considering those many years with the late Lord Raxdell, but was it so, the fellow conducted himself admirable discreet –

He stamped under the foot the stub of the cigarillo that he had been holding unsmoked for some time. Who was Rathe working for? he asked. Was he an agent of the Tsar?

MacDonald glowered and said, naught so honest.

Gillie appreciated that. One might quite understand the position of one’s opponent working for another power, 'twas the nature of the business. There was a degree of honour in it.

No, MacDonald went on, as we fathomed it out from his proceedings, and the documents we were able to retrieve and decipher, he was a freelance, and in many cases playing a long game. Quite what they say, he added with a disgusted wrinkle of his nose, about Yankees as bustling businessmen. Building up influence and connexions that would be of utility to him.

Gillie made a noise of revulsion, since spitting would be vulgar.

Had one confederate that was from somewhere in Germany, or mayhap Switzerland – that was removed from the board himself – but we could not see that he had any particular allegiance to any in those parts. No, it was, we supposed, in the nature of a commercial enterprize – political intelligence for remuneration –

Gillie raised his eyebrows. I see now why – He fell silent. No need to reveal Sir Vernon’s frets over Nottinge.

They were standing in silence as Gillie continued to digest these revelations, when came out of one of the attic windows giving onto the roof his brother Essie.

There you both are! Very sensible to get out of that throng – lord, when I think they were gossiping upon Lady Gabrielle having the vapours, they are much of a twitter themselves.

Gillie grinned a little reluctantly. Have you heard that thing Ollie Parry-Lloyd will perform do you give him the least chance? Fox in the henhouse, fox in the henhouse? And all looking from one to another in case one of them is the fox.

Essie grinned back. I find it hard to imagine any of 'em displaying a vulpine cunning! – MacDonald grimaced and nodded – but I did not come looking for you two in order to expatiate upon the intellects of the company. There was a telegram came for Trelfer, from Sir Antony Chellow, is coming to arrange for the body to be borne to the family vault.

One is very sorry for the Chellows, said MacDonald. Did any couple not deserve the kind of trouble that has come to 'em through the machinations of that detrimental half-brother and his associate, 'twas Sir Antony and Lady Mary.

Gillie took the thought that indeed, one would not wish much further delay in proceeding with the matter of disposing of the remains of Mortimer Chellow. He fancied that the corpse had revealed all the evidence it might – and from MacDonald’s thoughtful nod, that must be the case – and whilst the season was becoming autumnal, no longer anything like the height of summer, 'twas no time to have the body lingering around. A local undertaker had already been called to construct at least a temporary coffin.

They left the roof, and went to prepare themselves to greet Sir Antony – black armbands were distributed among the company, to show a proper sense of mourning.

Even, murmured Essie, is no-one very sorrowful over his demise.

The whole company was standing uneasily about the entrance hall when the carriage, that had been sent to the station for Sir Antony, rolled up.

Trelfer went out himself to greet Sir Antony, make suitable condolences – though perchance Sir Antony might also be relieved to be quit of a relation that had been somewhat of an embarrassment? – and conduct him in.

Sir Anthony nodded to the other guests – they were all already acquainted – and his face did not exactly light up when he saw MacDonald, but his expression became less gloomy.

There was some practical business undertaken concerning the dispatch of the coffin to – not to the actual family vault of the Chellows, but to the local undertaker who would perform all the necessities for the interment.

Dinner was exceedingly subdued.

The following morning, before taking his departure, Sir Antony went for a walk in the gardens with MacDonald. 

Now, thought Gillie, now, might I finally cross the Channel?

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How different 'twas to that sad time

Merridew was quite in raptures at how well the prime specimens in the Pockinford herd had done in the local agricultural show. Artie – Arthur Saxorby, Lord Demington, heir to the Earl of Pockinford, noted agrarian reformer – was very glad that various family responsibilities had kept him away from the show and that he could not be supposed to have had the least influence over the judgements!

Indeed they have come on, he agreed. For the herd had fallen off somewhat since the days of his grandfather, that had been somewhat of a monomaniac about his cattle, but now Artie took an interest, and had the benefit of the most modern thinking – and the very intelligent apprehension in bovine matters of Merridew, as head cowman – they were exceptional fine.

Added that Lady Jane Knighton had expressed some interest in coming see how things did –

Now, there is a lady understands cows!

Quite so, I feel myself but a novice compared to her.

There was a little discourse over how matters should go once the family had removed to Town – for his parents had conceded that they would be opening up Pockinford House and that his sister, Lady Theodora, Thea, would be appearing once more in Society under her mother’s chaperonage.

He and Rachel had been entirely prepared to offer Thea the hospitality of their own much smaller house – upon their marriage Rachel had declared, that much as she esteemed Dumpling Dora, and however much she was her deputy in matters philanthropic, she fancied she would run mad did she have to live with her. And Rachel had been well-endowed by a late great-aunt, so they could well afford this extravagance.

But even though neither of 'em could in the least be suspected of Puseyite leanings themselves, could not be denied that they were in some sympathy with Thea’s theological and liturgical differences with his Evangelical parents. Would certainly not constrain her from going visit her sister Aggie, Lady Agatha, that had married their cousin Hughie Lucas, now the incumbent of St Wilfrid’s, an East End parish. Was that not quite bad enough, Hughie was a Tractarian in his practices and there was a sisterhood in the parish that her parents greatly feared Thea inclined to.

Matters had been greatly exacerbated by the encouragement given by the Pockinfords to the overtures towards Thea of the nearly elderly Baron Fendersham, whose religious principles they entirely approved. Not to mention the offensive poking and prying of their brother Simon – subsequently revealed a great hypocrite – now on a journey to Peru as an assistant to the explorer Enderby that all hoped would mend his ways.

Finally taking his farewells of Merridew, and slapping the rumps of several of the herd, Artie started to make his way back to the Hall.

After perambulating through fields of cows, and noting their very satisfactory condition, he came to the gardens. A gentle rising mound was surmounted by a gazebo in the form of a Temple of the Winds, overlooking the lake, with its island, duck house that was a folly in the miniature likeness of the Royal Pavilion at Brighton, and congeries of ornamental waterfowl.

Seated in the gazebo, he found as he expected when he ascended there, was his sister Thea. He had no doubt that she had been, clandestinely, about those devotions – perchance following Keble’s Christian Year? – that their parents considered barely less anathema than the rites of Rome. This had become a practice with 'em – for it was certainly desirable for Thea to take healthful exercize, and she was known, timid though she was in many things, to have no fear of cows, so it seemed entire proper for her to accompany Artie on his daily visits to the herd.

Artie could see how very much she suffered under the constant fretful chaperonage of their mother, that seemed in some fear that left alone, Thea would at once run away to a nunnery. So she kept her busy and under her eye, that must, Artie considered, be very vexing.

For indeed, Thea’s conduct during the past months had been quite exemplary! Had been most meticulous in rising early and attending family prayers.  Had performed all the daughterly duties of paying and receiving visits with Mama. Had undertaken a deal of work for Mama’s charitable enterprizes – I know I am not Rachel, but I may be of some assistance. And most remarkable of all, had conceded to sing whenever they had company, that, with an election in progress, had been more often than usual. For Thea had ever been exceeding shy of singing when there was an audience of more than family.

He said something of this, as she rose with a backward glance towards the woods, adding that now the turmoil of the election was done, that ordeal would be over.

O, said Thea, with a thoughtful expression, I find it a good deal less of an ordeal since I have been having proper training with Miss McKeown – I find that I can as 'twere lose myself in doing it by thinking about my breath &C – and while can be a little tiresome, there is no horrid Lord Fendersham ogling me.

You will, Artie hazarded, be glad to get back to your singing lessons?

Oh yes – and to see dearest Zipsie again. I wonder whether Nora will be coming to Town – she sounds very settled at Worblewood – and with the Trembournes and the Saythingports both in mourning –

One supposes, said Artie, that the Undersedges will have business to attend to – will surely be in Town –

Grissie’s babies would certainly be a great lure for Nora! Thea agreed. But there are intimations that Myo is increasing – and I daresay there are cottagers’ families that she may go visit –

Perchance matters would come round a little easier for Thea once the family was in Town? But one fancied there would still be strict prohibitions on visiting Aggie and her family. And Sister Linnet Whitterby, to whom Thea was quite devoted.

Well, thought Artie, we should see. Who knew what the following months might bring?

It was agreeable indeed to enter once more into his own house. Was informed that Her Ladyship was at home and had company, and that Master Jonathan had been taken for an airing by his nurse, the weather being so very fine.

There was the very fine feeling of a household in good order – a bowl of fresh flowers in the hall – a fine smell of polish mingling with 'em – Artie remembered how different 'twas at that sad time when Rachel had been so very poorly and gone to Harrogate to recover. Now the house, he fancied, reflected the health of its mistress.

He went upstairs to wash off the grime of travel and to change, before descending to brave what he supposed was a ladies’ tea-party.

In fact he found his wife – he went over to kiss her cheek – in business-like convocation with Miss Frinton, that was a partner in some enterprize of Sebastian Knowles’ to do with stationery. Had, he deduced, designed certain ledgers that would greatly assist the business-like keeping of the details of philanthropic matters. For Rachel, herself most apt in such questions, was given to sigh, here are ladies very charitable and very willing, but la, not in the least business-like, the dears. So we give 'em these fine proper volumes, marked up already –

He greeted Miss Frinton, that rose and dipped a curtsey. Said she was just about to depart –

Indeed, said Rachel, grinning, I have detained you far too long I fear, once we start talking about fine stationery and the keeping of records the hours slip past.

Once she had gone – Rachel insisting that she should take the cakes that remained uneaten for her son and mother – Rachel rang for fresh tea and somewhat to it for Artie, and also gave orders respecting dinner –

Had not been entirely sure when he would arrive –

Artie grinned. Managed to tear myself away from the arms of my family! And proceeded to convey to her various family news, including quite a budget concerning his mother’s intentions for various philanthropic endeavours they had under hand upon her return to Town.

Rachel gave a little giggle. O, all is well beforehand! And I daresay she was in hopes of quite wearing Zipsie Rondegate to rags performing for drawing-room meetings &C, so I must convey to her that Zipsie is in a happy condition so must not be over-taxed.

That must be agreeable for Rondegate! He was given to expatiating upon his mother wishing to keep him well wrapped up until he had begotten an heir of the line.

And Zipsie too – says apart from some qualmishness of a morn, is very well – quite ravenous –

Came in a footman with fresh tea and a cakestand – anchovy toast – fruit cake – currie puffs –

Just the thing! said Artie, falling to.

Once they were alone once more, and he had took the edge off his appetite, Rachel folded her hands in her lap, looked at him, and made a hesitant throat-clearing noise.

Since we are talking of happy conditions – Artie – I have been to see Dr Ferraby –

Rachel! – you are not ill, I hope?

Not in the least, I went to see him to be assured that I was entirely well. And to ask him would there be any danger in giving Jonathan a brother or sister –

Rachel! He could hardly forget that she had nearly died in childbed of an infant that never drew breath.

And he said – and he told me he would be happy to speak to you on the subject – that childbirth was ever a perilous proceeding, but he did not think that in my case it would be so much more than the usual way that 'tis with women. That I have shown remarkable recuperative powers.

Well! He had the greatest respect for Quintus Ferraby’s opinions on matters of medicine and health. Had he not advized that it would be entirely beneficial to both of 'em to enjoy conjugal embraces even, in the circumstances, would it be prudent to employ certain devices that he recommended to prevent increase. Artie had no doubt that there were those would be shocked, but they had, indeed, seen the benefit.

Well, he said after a long pause, sure it would be very agreeable to fill the nursery. I will go speak to Quintus.

Rachel reached over to clasp his hand.


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More amiable and easy-mannered

It was certainly very agreeable to spend a few days in sumptuous Belgravia surroundings with the chaps – sure his elevation made no difference to Shallock, Talshaw as one must now call him, still the same excellent quiet fellow of good sense – and the Grigsons were all that was amiable.

For while Lionel Smithers was not quite residing in a garret and forced to strain his eyes over copying by candlelight, his lodgings were exceeding modest and in a much humbler quarter. His remuneration was sufficient to sustain the necessities of living – he still had laid away the rewards from various prizes he had won at Oxford – but he was aware that he was obliged to make his own way.

Even if it had come about that he had quite unexpected obtained the promise of pupillage in the chambers of that very noted advocate, Mr Geoffrey Merrett. A considerable advantage to one ambitious for a career in law!

But he was not minded to any display of extravagance. Father a provincial attorney with other children to educate – daughters to marry –

So it was very pleasant to have this holiday in a party of pleasure. It was also, he fancied, a useful education in Society manners – for he was feeling some qualms concerning this invitation – o, 'twas very kindly offered – expressed as, 'twould entirely do you good to get out of Town for a little while afore the term commences, and there will be no great press of society – to Monks Garrowby, family seat of the Earl of Nuttenford, Merrett’s brother.

Of course, one had some interest in seeing the place – great historical interest – and there was an archaeological investigation in the grounds of the monastery that had once stood there – fine gardens - &C&C – but one was daunted.

Lionel did not suppose he could take Averdale’s experiences at Worblewood as the – very newly elevated – Earl of Trembourne’s secretary as any guidance. Sounded a much smaller domestic circle, no pomp and circumstance about it.

So 'twas as 'twere a rehearsal to have this period in a house so well-attended by extremely polished servants – to observe certain subtle hints – had some notion of the form for dining but one supposed that Oxford colleges might be considerable behind the times and observe certain antient traditions –

And – so very like him! – kindness quite above and beyond – Shallock – Talshaw! – remarked that they were much of a similar figure – was not going about much in Society at present, one had to observe the conventions given how very recent his brother’s demise – could well spare a set of evening-dress –

Had indeed been somewhat that had been troubling him – his good suit was well enough, but hardly what was meant by dress for dinner –

No, really, am I ever driven to parricide – I cannot begin on how infuriating my father can be – may hope that you will be in a position to stand for me in court.

They had seen their friend look very put about by a letter received that same morn.

So, here he was driving up in the station fly to Monks Garrowby, very much relieved to discover that here, a fellow guest, was that noted Cambridge mathematician Joliffe, that he had already encountered at that soirée at Lady Bexbury’s. A very amiable chap with a dreadful stutter. Discovered to Lionel that he was in the habit of providing tutoring in mathematics to a set of young ladies that attended the college in Bedford Square, under the aegis of Mrs Geoffrey Merrett, that was herself a budding Mrs S-s-somerville.

Very fine work! Lionel remarked. One supposes their governesses have not prepared them for such study.

Here they were! A very impressive edifice. One also saw that Joliffe was already known to the – was he a butler? – that greeted 'em, and directed the matters to do with their baggage, and conveyed 'em indoors, where Mr and Mrs Merrett were waiting to welcome them.

Were shown up to their rooms, having been informed that tea was in the large drawing-room.

But indeed that was less of an ordeal than he had anticipated, once he had found his way there, encountering on his way the Honble Mr Gerald Merrett –

O, this place is out of the common confusing to navigate!  'Tis give out that either 'twas some design of the Sorcerer Earl in the days of Cromwell to facilitate the conjuring of angels and demons, or for less rarified purposes by our libertine ancestor in the days of the Mad King.

But, he went on, you are a friend of Lord Talshaw? I hear he goes assist at this excavation that Trembourne undertakes at Worblewood.

Lionel concurred that that was the case – strong suspicions that there was a Roman villa 'neath one of the fields – had a Mr Chilfer come advize –

Chilfer! exclaimed Mr Gerald. Now there is a fellow one would like to meet. Have read some of his writings.

I apprehend you have diggings here?

Indeed – the ruins of the monastery that our founding ancestor was responsible for dissolving under King Henry.

He showed some enthusiasm for immediately conducting his guest to view 'em, but at this juncture Mrs Geoffrey Merrett appeared in the corridor, saying she wondered whether Mr Smithers had got lost, 'twas a known thing.

They went into the drawing-room, where he was made known to the Earl and Countess, that were a great deal more amiable and easy-mannered than he had feared, the Countess bidding him sit by her while she served him tea, and gently interrogated him about his family.

What a very handsome lady she was, still, at her years.

Meanwhile, he could hear a more general conversation concerning the impending trial for bigamy of Mr Miles O’Neill –

I am in some confidence that our agent will at last have took ship from New York with all the evidence he has gathered from that rogue’s wife in Chicago –

Lady Leah Merrett sighed. The distances in America must be very vast? Is there not a deal of danger? You must be glad he arrived at all.

Danger? cried Mr Gerald. Is there not murder committed in our own land – what about this affair at Mellonby, then?

Geoffrey Merrett sighed. Let us not speak wildly of murder yet, he said. Certainly it looks very bad for Blatchett, having disappeared following the death of that scoundrel Chellow, but one can surmize –

The Earl grinned. Fie, Geoff, are you hoping to be retained for the defence?

His brother grinned back. Not in the least, Blatchett is an entire blackguard that I had rather have naught to do with, but even so – might have been playing the fool with a duelling pistol and shot Chellow inadvertent – or even come across him already shot by someone else, I do not doubt he had other enemies – and must have realized, the terms they were on –

Mr Gerald nodded. Reports from the other guests of hearing high words 'twixt 'em.

– that he would be the chief suspect. 'Tis an interesting puzzle, if not one – he gestured towards Joliffe – that can be resolved by mathematics.

Mrs Merrett remarked that one supposed that 'twould be impossible to calculate the trajectory of the shot – that might provide evidence.

Joliffe stuttered that had one seen where the body lay – the angle &C – mayhap determined the direction of the breeze – but doubted not that was too late now.

Lady Nuttenford murmured that dear Janey’s father was the late Admiral Knighton – had taught her early mathematics from his knowledge as a fighting sailor –

As far as firearms went, Lionel excused himself from the shooting party a few days later, though had been offered a gun – no skills at all in that sport – was recommended a stroll in the gardens.

Leaving Mrs Geoffrey and Joliffe in deep mathematical discourse in the gazebo, he set off through the formal gardens – laid out, one understood, under the guidance of the present Earl’s father, a famed horticulturalist over whom there hung some cloud.

Fascinating enough to one that took an interest in the subject, but he was glad to pass into what he at first supposed was a wild garden and then took to be the boundary ground 'twixt the gardens and the park, of shrubbery and woodland.

Very pleasant to walk in. Paths clearly kept up – an occasional scampering rabbit – birds twittering and singing – coming up berrying and nutting season!

And here was an open wide glade, in which he observed a very young woman kneeling by a roughly hewn stone in the centre, humming a tune.

He stepped deliberately on a twig. She looked over her shoulder. The spectacles did not in least disguise her resemblance to Lady Nuttenford.

Lionel bowed. I fear I have not had the honour of your acquaintance – ? May I make myself known to you?

She scrambled up and made a very acceptable curtsey. Oh! I thought everybody had gone about the shoot! Indeed, do so.

He did so, and discovered that she was Lady Naomi Merrett.

And this, she said with somewhat of pride, is said to be the Merlin Stone. There is a deal of family history about it – and older history and some superstitions, before the first Earl cast out the monks, among the people of these parts –

Lionel went over to examine it: it appeared to be extremely antient worked stone.

'Tis said of the Sorcerer Earl, she went on, that he claimed that it bound benign spirits of nature to this place. And that when the Libertine Earl’s friends wanted to use it to call up the Devil, they were a very Hellfire set, he would by no means permit it, 'twas most unlike his ways.

She sighed. I should greatly like to attend one of these colleges for ladies in Town when I leave the schoolroom here but I daresay 'twill be being presented and making a debut. So that I might study history.

Lionel thought what a pity she was so young: for she struck him as ideally suited as a wife for Talshaw, but he was being urged to marry as soon as might be, as he complained.

That is a splendid ambition, he said. But there are – have ever been – ladies who are fine scholars without the benefit of college.

She blinked, and said with a thoughtful nod, here was her aunt Em that was considered extreme knowledgeable concerning the antient art of falconry.


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