Other fellows had wives did fiddling fancywork
Cecil, Baron Rondegate, had of course put up dear Cuthbert for the club. His friend had expressed certain qualms over this proceeding, for in the course of their new, and exceedingly delightful, association, he had revealed the dark history of his relations with Saythingport. One had certainly already gleaned a somewhat adverse impression of that nobleman from various things Zipsie had let drop that she had learnt through this new friendship with Lady Lucretia.
One might have had more concerns, but Cecil had become aware that there was somewhat that one could only term a coup in progress against Saythingport’s undue influence in the club, that all were grown extreme weary of. Furthermore, between his attempts to introduce the late Talshaw into Society, and his death and the elevation to heir of his rather neglected brother, Saythingport had been very much the absentee for a considerable number of months.
Had been no difficulty in obtaining proposals for Mr Davison! Sallington had been only too happy to subscribe his name. Chumball was not of the same college, but had a fellow-Oxford chap’s comradely feeling. There had been no objections among the committee – Colonel Adams, indeed, one fancied was like to become an immense bore over Mogul court poetry!
Here he came now – Cecil and Cuthbert having enjoyed an agreeable evening’s amorous sport, they were now indulging in a glass or so of the club’s very fine sherry and observing the company.
Several fellows about seeking racing tips from Offerton – Tom Tressilian giving an impromptu demonstration of some new part to a rapt audience – Franz Hahn playing some agreeable melody on his flute –
Came through the door like unto the Demon King in the pantomime Lord Saythingport.
Cecil felt Cuthbert reach out to clutch his arm with a trembling hand.
Everybody continued rather more consciously at whatever they were about, as Sir Stockwell Channery emerged from the office with, one could only say, all flags flying, guns mounted for action: for a fellow that had spent his entire career behind an Admiralty desk, quite embodying the Nelson spirit.
Oh, magnificent! He was confronting Saythingport over unpaid dues! A terrier fronting a mastiff – several reminders – have had no response – realized Saythingport’s sad loss –
Endeavours to hide sceptical expressions around the room.
– but this had gone on for some several months – could hardly approach His Lordship’s man of business –
Sallington had taken the cigarillo from his lips and was observing the tableau with appreciation – mayhap it reminded him of some painting? It certainly had a dramatic, mayhap even operatic, quality.
Maurice Allard lifted his glass of gin in what looked very like a gesture of toasting.
Saythingport was glaring like Medusa at Sir Stockwell and saw none of the more general reactions.
Do you, said Sir Stockwell, come into the office where we may settle these affairs.
Saythingport thrust abruptly past him into the office. Sir Stockwell, shaking his head, went in and closed the door.
Should one, Julius Roberts ventured, go see is Asterley anywhere about the premises? I fear His Lordship is on the brink of an apoplexy.
Does he not, said Sir Hartley Zellen, that had but lately emerged into the common chamber, violently set about Sir Stockwell.
With a heaving sigh, Allard drained his gin, and pushed himself away from the wall against which he was leaning. La, 'tis time to go mediate.
And no-one, Cecil realized, considered it all peculiar, that there was Allard, dusky molly modiste of humble origins, that the tale gave out had first entered the club for hire, went play the diplomat in this circumstance.
Hmmm, murmured Sallington very sotto voce, I wonder does he go remind His Lordship that even a peer of the realm may be violently set upon in a dark alleyway one night?
Came down the stairs from the upper chambers Geoffrey Merrett and Dr Asterley. All were immediately eager to inform 'em of the goings-on.
Asterley smirked. Fancied that Saythingport had not been able to gratify his carnal passions these several months – in his situation could not even go quarrel with the Delgado, that might provide some relief to his feelings – and it broke out thus.
Adams mentioned the way things were with bull elephants – went quite mad in their mating lust – had seen things in Bengal –
The office door opened and all went look very engaged in assorted conversations and not at all attentive to what came forth there. That was Maurice Allard civilly conducting His Lordship towards that part of the club where he might find his pick among the young fellows that were agreeable to exchange their bodies for suitable remuneration.
Sallington whistled. I see you have the right of it, Asterley.
Sir Stockwell emerged looking quietly gratified at this turn of events, and signalled to one of the footmen for a glass of brandy.
I think, murmured Cecil to Cuthbert, you would be entirely the better of the like yourself –
But, lo, there was Sallington already about the matter! Brandies all round – and the good old brandy, too.
Asterley conceded that 'twas entirely an appropriate restorative after this upheaval. And did anyone know who was Saythingport’s physician? One would not venture to prescribe for another’s patient, but he had observed certain troubling signs –
Merrett snorted and remarked that sure, nothing but temper!
The fits of temper do not help – may not be quite the case of the famed surgeon Hunter, that declared that he was at the mercy of any fellow that put him in a temper, on account of the condition of his heart –
Roberts said, looking at Merrett, suppose one knew that, and provoked a fit of temper, would there be a case for murder?
Merrett responded that that was a very interesting question – one would have to prove that the person precipitating the outbreak was apprised of the likely consequences –
The discussion soon drifted to the interesting question of the demise of Mortimer Chellow and the disappearance of Blatchett. Did anyone hear aught from MacDonald?
It had been, Cecil thought the next morning, a rather more dramatic evening than he had anticipated when intending a quiet rencontre with Cuthbert – maybe a glass or so with Sallington and Roberts – &C.
Zipsie, at the breakfast table, was looking exceeding well. He went to kiss her before going to the sideboard to help himself and to enquire was there anything he might serve her with?
Why, I will take a kipper.
It was agreeable to have a wife that was not fussily fastidious over her food, that there had been – was – far too much of with his mother.
And how was your evening? he enquired.
Zipsie wrinkled her nose. I fancy my cousins have a very exalted notion of their consequence! I daresay they were the entire belles of every assembly in Hereford, and maybe Worcester as well, and they are well-enough looking – nothing to object to in their singing –
O, Zipsie, is that what one calls damn with faint praise?
She grinned. Pleasing enough voices – not badly trained but can certainly improve – but by no means to compare with Thea! And I fear do not realize the privilege 'tis to have fittings with Miss Thomasine at Mamzelle Bridgette. Well, I daresay they will come round to see the way things are in Town.
They addressed themselves to the delicate matter of dissecting the kippers in silence for a while.
Buttering a muffin, and then lavishly anointing it with Roberts and Wilson’s Prime Seville Marmalade, Cecil enquired whether she had thought any further about their proposed dinner-party?
O, indeed! have sent out invitations to the Grigsons, the Geoffrey Merretts, the Demingtons, the Robert Wallaces and Lord and Lady Samuels. I fancy that will make up a nice company. Am still pondering upon an evening-party for my cousins – she sighed – but it must be done.
And poor Ollie! they are quite determined that 'tis entirely his cousinly duty to be their escort upon all occasions – and here is Grandda wanting to send him about this and that matter to Heggleton – and Ollie himself yearning for the organ at St Wilfrid’s – they deem Folly too young and he is entire happy to return to Cambridge – he is quite beleaguered.
But, dear husband, I hope you have no pressing engagements this afternoon, for I have a rare treat in prospect – Lydy Marshall brings her sister Clo about this matter of mayhap adapting my little Fox in the henhouse song for her purposes.
That was an encounter not to be missed! And indeed he had no urgent matters upon hand and could well spend the day at home.
The Marshall sisters were both very proper-dressed for an afternoon call – well, did one consider the matter, one did not suppose Clo Marshall went about all day in the costumes she wore for her act! And very elegant-mannered. Indeed, one was quite used to that with Lydia, that played her harp in quite the highest circles – was received entirely as a friend by the Dowager Duchess of Humpleforth –
Cecil could not hold back from expressing his admiration for Miss Marshall’s talents in most enthusiastic fashion.
I daresay, she said with a little grin, I should nudge you in the ribs and say, Ow, give over, do! – that was the song that had first made her name – but indeed it is very gratifying to be complimented by a gentleman that is married to such a musician as Lady Rondegate.
Zipsie said, she fancied they should work a little at this matter of songs, and then she had desired the kitchen to prepare a most substantial tea.
So they went into the music-room, and Cecil observed that there was as 'twere somewhat of a freemasonry of the musical art 'twixt the three ladies as they went about the matter, and came to a very pleasing ditty that one saw Miss Marshall would present extreme effective.
And before tea she demonstrated several of her other songs – he observed Zipsie very delighted at these, and playing them over, and saying, she thought she saw the trick of how they had to be –
Miss Marshall remarked that one could always use fresh songs.
Zipsie looked at Cecil. One would be anonymous, of course –
What a prime proceeding, he said, one could have no objections at all. Here were other fellows had wives did fiddling fancywork. This was far superior.